Marcus Aurelius: They say that like they can't buy all the guns and ammo they want.
oldebayer: Sarah Palin would have been all over them like sweat on a hot horse
40below: good fishin' round here
40below: I was living in a town way above the Arctic circle
40below: that was the temp on the thermometer hanging outside the window that February morning.
oldebayer: So, was in in Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
Fark It: For such rugged and self-reliant people with all of their guns and Bibles, you'd think they could handle a handful of shackled, bearded goat-herders.
oldebayer: The main end of terrorism, if not their stated desire, is to fark up their victims so much that they wilingly give up their freedoms for the illusion of security. Once that happens, the terrorists have accomplished their goal. 9/11 and its aftermath, anyone?
House of Tards: What about a jihad of rock stars?
wejash: Guy looks old enough to be relying on his Social Security check and Medicare coverage that my taxes are paying for. Wonder what his Palin-esque values say about sucking the government teat?
Oznog: We should open up a traditional tunnel mine.Because a prison camp isn't a prison camp without a mine. I mean, the kids in Temple of Doom, hell any of the prisons in Star Trek, the spice mines of Kessel (whatever that is)... what can I say, I don't even care if the product mined isn't even worth what you're paying to feed them and hire a huge guy with a leather mask and whip to "drive" them. I'm just such a sucker for tradition.
AirForceVet: The REAL reason they object is because a Democratic President decided to do so. The fact that our President is an African-American has nothing to do with it./
muck4doo: This is supposed to show Christians are small minded bigots who like to judge entire groups of people based on the actions of a few.
vabeard: Pres Obama promised to close Guantanamo. By the end of the year, or at least by 22 Jan 2010./tick..tock..
IXI Jim IXI: So just give them Detroit.
erveek: vabeard: Pres Obama promised to close Guantanamo. By the end of the year, or at least by 22 Jan 2010./tick..tock..So all we have to do is piss our pants and dig in our heels long enough so that doesn't happen! Then scream about how it's another promise broken by teh evil soshallist mooslin./herp..derp..
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