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2009-11-27 06:26:17 PM  
Tebow goes there!

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2009-11-27 06:37:31 PM  
#9's a guy.

o.O
 
2009-11-27 07:07:36 PM  
This week looks like a target-rich environment.

/A little disappointed with the homecoming queen.
 
2009-11-27 07:09:49 PM  
I know what #9's specialty is...
 
2009-11-27 07:18:30 PM  
#4 looks downright scary...those eyes...they ain't human.

Can't remember which number it is...Mr. "I'm so BAD" with his head thrown back...
and all he's managing to do is display his booger collection.
Kinda blows the tough-guy image, wot?
 
2009-11-27 07:21:29 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comwww.adamcarolla.com
 
2009-11-27 07:21:46 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
The Quintessential Stoner
 
2009-11-27 07:21:50 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.timboucher.com
 
2009-11-27 07:23:18 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Nice pupils you got there...smoke crack much?

/Or is he an alien????
 
2009-11-27 07:24:06 PM  
Bonanza Jellybean: The Quintessential Stoner

I can't wait for him to get out and post what happened.
 
2009-11-27 07:24:20 PM  
img134.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-27 07:24:27 PM  
I submitted this link with almost the exact same headline. For a sec I was thinking GREEN finally!

/oh well
 
2009-11-27 07:25:05 PM  
img136.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-27 07:28:31 PM  
Fitty1fitty: I submitted this link with almost the exact same headline. For a sec I was thinking GREEN finally!

/oh well


That's ok. In your heart you can know, for me at least, the green belongs to you.
 
2009-11-27 07:28:32 PM  
As a UF student...GO GATORS!
 
2009-11-27 07:28:39 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
You betch yo sweet ass I got me a dick.
 
2009-11-27 07:29:21 PM  
i614.photobucket.com

i614.photobucket.com

/meh
 
2009-11-27 07:31:34 PM  
i20.photobucket.com

Penis can go ANYWHERE!!
 
2009-11-27 07:31:52 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Like, zoinks Scooby.
 
2009-11-27 07:31:54 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
hispano.wwe.com
 
2009-11-27 07:32:47 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
 
2009-11-27 07:32:47 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
Hey, Shaggy! Where're Velma and the Mystery Machine?
 
2009-11-27 07:33:54 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Behold: the typical World of Warcraft player.
 
2009-11-27 07:34:23 PM  
#2's not bad, but i'd take way more of that homecoming queeen thank you very much
 
2009-11-27 07:34:32 PM  
Matrix Flavored Wasabi: As a UF student...GO GATORS!

Ever run a train on her?
 
2009-11-27 07:36:14 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Fear Mah Boogahs!!!
 
2009-11-27 07:37:41 PM  
img222.imageshack.us

you knew it was coming
 
2009-11-27 07:38:17 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?
 
2009-11-27 07:40:59 PM  
I'm heading down to the station to bailout #6
 
2009-11-27 07:42:11 PM  
i614.photobucket.com

i614.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-27 07:42:49 PM  
blueinfinite.com
Cousin Itt?
 
2009-11-27 07:43:12 PM  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You betch yo sweet ass I got me a dick.

Don't most black women have penises? I thought most black women had penises.
 
2009-11-27 07:43:15 PM  
imgur.com
//Quick+Dirty
 
2009-11-27 07:43:20 PM  
I was looking for a picture of that green wtf thing to compare it to that alien guy, but I came across this picture and decided posting it would be more entertaining.

www.wtfcostumes.com


/move along
 
2009-11-27 07:44:22 PM  
www.casualpixels.com
 
2009-11-27 07:45:41 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

On the one hand, there's a hint of crazy eyes.

On the other hand, it's slim pickings this week, and she's by far the best of the lot.
 
2009-11-27 07:46:41 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
I just want to know if the Love Unlimited Orchestra was along for the ride.
 
2009-11-27 07:46:47 PM  
GreatNOD

Didn't know Jaime Hyneman fell on hard times.
 
2009-11-27 07:47:51 PM  
img524.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-27 07:48:11 PM  
i721.photobucket.com

i721.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-27 07:48:58 PM  
eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?


Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."
 
2009-11-27 07:50:30 PM  
Farque EweBrilliant
 
2009-11-27 07:51:15 PM  
therhinodep: 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum

Did he do it at a medium pace?
 
2009-11-27 07:51:18 PM  
i614.photobucket.com
i46.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-27 07:51:19 PM  
therhinodep: eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."


And the "stuffing" fell out of their mouths.
 
2009-11-27 07:53:52 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Malcolm Jamal-Warner has really let himself go.
 
2009-11-27 07:54:19 PM  
Congratulations on the Pippi Longstocking look
i.cdn.turner.com

www.videodetective.com
 
2009-11-27 08:05:25 PM  
phlegmmo: Congratulations on the Pippi Longstocking look

LOL...I see your reference to pippi longstocking, and raise you
a wendy's double cheese burger :)

i16.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-27 08:08:35 PM  
jimi32: therhinodep: eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."

And the "stuffing" fell out of their mouths.


Upon re-reading the piss-poor composition of my earlier post, I find it necessary to clarify that it was the tranny who shoved the bottle up his own rectum, not my partner. That is all.
 
2009-11-27 08:09:55 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"Arrested for violating sex offender registration requirements."

Really?
 
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