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HoozierDaddy		2009-11-27 08:11:13 PM

Did I mention I was possessed by the restless spirit of John Brown? They stopped me just before I got to Harper's Ferry.

WhyteRaven74		2009-11-27 08:13:21 PM

anyone notice that most of the pics now say what the person was arrested for?

WalMartian		2009-11-27 08:13:34 PM

therhinodep: eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."

Did anyone ask what kind of shampoo it was?

mjoven1975		2009-11-27 08:15:57 PM

WhyteRaven74: anyone notice that most of the pics now say what the person was arrested for?

Yeah, they started that a week or two ago. It's a nice addition to the roundup.

EaglesAbound		2009-11-27 08:21:01 PM

#10 = Richard Moll

#15 = Allen Iverson

gilbyguy		2009-11-27 08:21:23 PM

therhinodep:

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

After it was out, did he/she rinse and repeat?

crabapple		2009-11-27 08:21:57 PM

Roadogs		2009-11-27 08:23:07 PM

fast_eddie2000		2009-11-27 08:24:57 PM

jimi32		2009-11-27 08:26:48 PM

therhinodep: jimi32: therhinodep: eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."

And the "stuffing" fell out of their mouths.

Upon re-reading the piss-poor composition of my earlier post, I find it necessary to clarify that it was the tranny who shoved the bottle up his own rectum, not my partner. That is all.

I understood your point, but why would you bring that up over turkey?
/Hope your partner is o.k.

Rufus_T_Firefly		2009-11-27 08:28:52 PM

WalMartian: Did anyone ask what kind of shampoo it was?

Head & Shoulders?

American Decency Association		2009-11-27 08:32:34 PM

man, she looks skattered

Titor's Time Machine		2009-11-27 08:32:59 PM

Our lives for YOU!

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WhatTheHellAreYouLookinAt		2009-11-27 08:34:46 PM

FriarReb98		2009-11-27 08:43:33 PM

GreatNOD: you knew it was coming

Honestly, that just looks like it was made with magic markers to me. And not even Crayola, those cheesy RoseArt ones you get at the dollar store.

MadAzza		2009-11-27 08:43:34 PM

Psykus: //Quick+Dirty

Well done. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw his mug. Well, that and, "Did someone do that mirror-image thing to this guy's pic?"

Kill_Da_Wabbit		2009-11-27 08:45:21 PM

WalMartian: Did anyone ask what kind of shampoo it was?

Head & Shoulders?

Vital Assoon?

buckler		2009-11-27 08:45:46 PM

Rufus_T_Firefly: WalMartian: Did anyone ask what kind of shampoo it was?

Head & Shoulders?

Certainly not Suave.

Mini Ditka		2009-11-27 08:47:04 PM

jimi32: Farque EweBrilliant

Seconded.

/with an approving nod to you Pardon Me Sultan

Kill_Da_Wabbit		2009-11-27 08:47:43 PM

Sorry Rufus_T_Firefly forgot to give you credit..G1 BTW

jimi32		2009-11-27 08:48:09 PM

They don't call shampoo for nothing..

therhinodep		2009-11-27 08:54:57 PM

buckler: Rufus_T_Firefly: WalMartian: Did anyone ask what kind of shampoo it was?

Head & Shoulders?

Certainly not Suave.

When my partner was telling me the story, he said, "Yeah, I had to gown up and stand two feet away looking at his bung hole while they pulled the shampoo bottle out of it."

I said, "Was it Pert?"

geektard		2009-11-27 08:58:39 PM

I drink your milkshake!

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exempli gratis		2009-11-27 09:00:14 PM

eraser8:
Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Cops get angry when they find out she has a penis.

Karma Curmudgeon		2009-11-27 09:03:25 PM

You're my boy, blue!! You're my boy!!

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Pope Michael of Discordia		2009-11-27 09:03:54 PM

It's for my GLOCOMA, man!

Mini Ditka		2009-11-27 09:05:29 PM

Ziggynoear: shootin' web make grandpa angry

Awesome.

/Wish I had something to contribute this week
//You people are doing a great job; carry on

RatMotor		2009-11-27 09:12:52 PM

Whoever can 'shop ceiling cat popping out of boogerdudes' nose will have my eternal love and devotion

Pizzafark		2009-11-27 09:21:55 PM

El_Fabrez, Well played.. you beat me to it..

and number ten, you can SEE the Crazy...

weirdneighbour		2009-11-27 09:27:01 PM

natedogtx		2009-11-27 09:27:24 PM

Ack, 13 proves unlucky again - behold Neckbeard (new window)

Third_Uncle_Eno		2009-11-27 09:31:24 PM

this guy looks almost exactly like that douche-looking guy in a side-bar ad i see sometimes on the internet... one of those incredibly retarded 'make a computer-illustrated version of you!!!' things.
i've seen it before, but i'm no net professional.... i don't know if people can actually search for sidebar ad images.

Mini Ditka		2009-11-27 09:32:06 PM

ben_oakmag		2009-11-27 09:33:33 PM

Rufus_T_Firefly: WalMartian: Did anyone ask what kind of shampoo it was?

Head & Shoulders?

Certainly not Suave.

No, had to be Mane 'n Tail

Squirrels_of_Wisdom		2009-11-27 09:38:28 PM

GreatNOD

Is it human? guy with bang mustache makes me think of DIABEETUS.

minnkat		2009-11-27 09:39:43 PM

HawgWild		2009-11-27 09:44:04 PM

ugh ... boogers

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Kill_Da_Wabbit		2009-11-27 09:47:40 PM

minnkat

Thank you. I was about to call my Pharmacist to see if he could read that for us.

Ziggynoear		2009-11-27 09:51:40 PM

Mini Ditka: Ziggynoear: shootin' web make grandpa angry

Awesome.

/Wish I had something to contribute this week
//You people are doing a great job; carry on
Thanks, and nice masturbatory nose cat....

I leave you with a Q&D

i50.tinypic.com

/just a babyruth smeared on her face
//golf anyone

Fototark		2009-11-27 09:51:43 PM

Otto's_Jacket		2009-11-27 09:52:34 PM

/practice

neenerist		2009-11-27 10:10:03 PM

GreatNOD		2009-11-27 10:19:01 PM

buckler		2009-11-27 10:24:22 PM

GreatNOD: nice.

WilliamLeeTwitch		2009-11-27 10:25:30 PM

They Actually Farked My Skull, Man!

MikeMc		2009-11-27 10:35:08 PM

MikeMc		2009-11-27 10:38:53 PM

DigitalCoffee		2009-11-27 10:39:58 PM

While no one was looking
Something very wrong happened
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To Yotsuba-chan

foxtail		2009-11-27 10:41:21 PM

ABQGOD: Malcolm Jamal-Warner has really let himself go.

I know this PoS. I tossed him in the hole right before he was released from prison a couple weeks ago.