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(Some Guy)   Anyone looking for fart time work?   ( divider line
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81 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2003 at 9:02 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-26 09:05:34 AM  
Dumbest thing ever.
2003-03-26 09:05:36 AM  
something doesn't smell right here
2003-03-26 09:06:34 AM  
I live in Belleville, and I've always wondered what that smell was.
2003-03-26 09:06:58 AM  
Fat free cream cheese != tasty
2003-03-26 09:07:06 AM  
OK, industrial Illinois next stop Baghdad?
2003-03-26 09:07:39 AM  
In addition to the salary, do they provide gas money?
2003-03-26 09:08:40 AM  
Relocation Covered: No. So they're looking for local farts.
2003-03-26 09:08:45 AM  
Position is now closed having been filled by Terrance and Phillip.

ah hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahha
2003-03-26 09:11:26 AM  
Put me in for overtime. I've been eating burritos all week.
2003-03-26 09:12:40 AM  
Oh man as my wife can attest it is usually after dinner and right as we are going to bed. Mmmmmmmm Dutch Oven.
2003-03-26 09:13:13 AM  
Will the salary be linked to inflation?
2003-03-26 09:13:23 AM  
Please, what time isn't fart time?
2003-03-26 09:13:58 AM  
Comedy isn't funny anymore...You've got some big chinned slob reading typos from the Palookaville Post! Well, here's a headline for ya. Nobody cares!

/impeach Churchill!
2003-03-26 09:14:09 AM  
If you have to work in retail, that is the best shift.
2003-03-26 09:15:14 AM  
I love fart time! It's better than recess.
2003-03-26 09:15:15 AM  
my wife should apply at the quiffy mart®
2003-03-26 09:15:17 AM  
I live next to's not a misprint.
2003-03-26 09:15:36 AM  
If you'll note on your keyboard, "f" and "p" are not even close. Me suspects this was done on purpose, or is there such a thing as a Freudian typing slip?
2003-03-26 09:16:29 AM  
Will it lead to pull time?
2003-03-26 09:17:17 AM  
I see it's in the same state as the windy city.
2003-03-26 09:17:50 AM  
I heard it's great hours, but the pay stinks.

2003-03-26 09:18:24 AM  
Will the job entail pumping gas?
2003-03-26 09:20:30 AM  
Sounds like the job for me, people say I always have this certain air about myself.
2003-03-26 09:24:55 AM  
there have been some really crummy links the last few days..
2003-03-26 09:26:21 AM  
I don't know why, but I found that to be extremely amusing.
2003-03-26 09:27:33 AM  
All I do is fart around at work all day long anyways!

/got nuthin
2003-03-26 09:30:42 AM  


I thought I was at my new job for a second
2003-03-26 09:39:22 AM  
no need to apply. i forwarded the open position to a dude on the third floor who can throw the sound of his farts like a ventriliquist does a voice. he's a shoe-in.
2003-03-26 09:39:47 AM  
seems like a good job for my cat... he farts like a madman! and they smell bad too...

oh hell, back to playing solitaire...
2003-03-26 09:46:30 AM  
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2003-03-26 09:49:47 AM  
Nayra:- FARK online tutorial, part I. "pussy" is always funnier than "cat"
2003-03-26 09:57:23 AM  
my cat doesn´t have a pussy sorry... :)
but please do go on with the tutorial... it's always good to learn from the older and best informed :)
2003-03-26 10:06:23 AM  
Must be a slow news day.
2003-03-26 10:06:29 AM  
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.
The more you eat them....

Look mom, a perfect summer job!
2003-03-26 10:10:41 AM  
Now fart time I can do. Send that one to Resumania.
2003-03-26 10:13:20 AM  
2003-03-26 10:18:18 AM  

It's called PROOFREADING people.....

2003-03-26 10:20:14 AM  
The perfect job for "Young Fart".
2003-03-26 10:20:39 AM  
I have to ask - how did someone find this listing in the first place?
2003-03-26 10:22:43 AM  
OH MY DEAR LORD. These "random website made a typo that had quasi-hilarious results." QUIT POSTING THIS's just not funny anymore.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH. The weather channel screwed up the temperature!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. CNN misspelled something on some random picture caption!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Jesus. Let's go up a rung with things that are amusing, please. Submit something that isn't a giant comedy redux.
2003-03-26 10:35:44 AM  
Ha. They said fart. Fark needs more articles like this.
2003-03-26 10:35:50 AM  
Limpwick: Let's go up a rung with things that are amusing, please. Submit something that isn't a giant comedy redux.

Well, that settles that. If Limpwick says typos aren't funny, they're not funny. Somebody, please appoint this guy as admin so he can pick funnier links. I'd suggest he sumbit othres he thonks are fonnier, but he's probably already tried without success, and that's what's really motivating his post.
2003-03-26 10:41:35 AM  

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Speaking of comedy gold - that clever misspelling of my name was BRILLIANT! It just proves that your subsequent opinions regarding humor are extraordinarily well informed. Kudos to you, sir!
2003-03-26 10:50:36 AM  
seems like an ok job, but the atmosphere may not be suitable for long time exposure =\
2003-03-26 10:51:41 AM  
If farting were my job, I'd own a Beverly Hills mansion, 3 yachts, a Ferrari, an Olympic-sized pool, a tennis court, a small propeller plane, my own personal harem of women to cook, clean, do the dishes and of course fark, a waterbed to fark on, and an extra mountain of cash to fark on when I get tired of the waterbed. If this were an actual position, you can bet on me applying for it, as I would be the most qualified person for the job this world has ever seen.
2003-03-26 11:12:43 AM  
Why do guys think farting is so funny?

Every guy I've ever known thinks farting is the most hilarious thing in the world.

I just don't get it.
2003-03-26 11:23:11 AM  
How could the explosive expulsion of noxious gas from one's anus at hilariously inappropriate times not be funny?
2003-03-26 11:28:34 AM  
03-26-03 09:15:15 AM Pr2
my wife should apply at the quiffy mart®

Thanks Pr2. Thanks a lot. I just pissed myself.
2003-03-26 11:35:49 AM  
Aw geez...I live near Belleville...looks like I have to get a gas mask now.
2003-03-26 11:46:22 AM  
What a gas.
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