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(Aftenposten.no)   Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer found guilty. Mother blames Michael Jackson   (aftenposten.no) divider line 35
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2003-03-26 09:43:44 AM  
I assume this is the same murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer. Not a different murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer. Or maybe a copycat murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer.
 
2003-03-26 10:40:36 AM  
Yup, this is the same murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer. If it was a different murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer then his name would be something else and just maybe he'd be a murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac, DISMEMBERING ballet dancer, and not some candyass who couldn't finish the job.
 
2003-03-26 12:44:42 PM  
Shouldn't that be murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac moon-walking, one glove wearing, baby dropping, ballet dancer??
 
2003-03-26 01:35:51 PM  
Are we talking about Michael Jackson, or some freak?
/set up
 
2003-03-26 02:17:39 PM  
"The 21-year-old broke down and called his mother, apparently unable to go through with plans to dismember and dispose of the prostitute's body..."

Primadonna.
 
2003-03-26 02:18:04 PM  
hey! what's so wrong with being a murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer. Embrace diversity!
 
2003-03-26 02:18:16 PM  
What would Brain Boitano do?
 
2003-03-26 02:19:43 PM  
Wow, I have nothing witty to say about this, but did anyone else think the headline was just joking about the Michael Jackson thing?
 
2003-03-26 02:20:15 PM  
Well holy booby obsessed, titty lovin, nipple strangling, naked balet dancer wanting, guilt free farker!
 
2003-03-26 02:20:33 PM  
Um...

The maximum prison term in Norway is 21 years.

Wow. No death penalty, and max term is 21 years. And I thought places like Columbia were lenient on their criminals.
 
2003-03-26 02:21:13 PM  
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through! That's what Brian Boitano'd do!


i just watched that movie last night...
 
2003-03-26 02:21:44 PM  

The 21-year-old broke down and called his mother, apparently unable to go through with plans to dismember and dispose of the prostitute's body, which was found in the apartment with a saw and plastic
gloves nearby. Hey Mom....can you give me a hand with this?


 


/WTF?!

 
2003-03-26 02:23:05 PM  
I like how Michael Jackson is thrown in here. We should blame everything on that mannequin. Listen to Wacko you get pregnant; buy SUV's, blame Jacko; buy crack, funding Wacko.
 
2003-03-26 02:23:19 PM  
"Talk about a sticky situation."
 
2003-03-26 02:24:12 PM  
Wacko-Jacko turning someone into a weirdo? Surely you jest!
Where's the obvious tag? Anyone... ANYONE?!?!
 
2003-03-26 02:37:31 PM  
Death by testicular electrcution.
 
2003-03-26 02:37:44 PM  
Maybe Jacko would be responsible if it was a
Media Obsessed, Skin Bleaching, Nosejobbing, babydangling Pedophiliac, Prostituted murderer....
 
2003-03-26 02:38:21 PM  
I don't see what's wrong with being a murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer.

We are all have our own hobbies, some like to fish, collect stamps, draw, listen to Michael jackson music, be a murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac AND ballet dance...whatever floats your boat!
 
2003-03-26 02:38:27 PM  
Gimme an "O".
 
2003-03-26 02:45:13 PM  
overlord'
He'd probably kick an ass or two.
 
2003-03-26 03:06:33 PM  
Nut_Squirrel
I don't see what's wrong with being a murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer.

I too, don't see a problem with this. However, I do think all mimes have no faces- and thus no souls.
 
2003-03-26 03:12:48 PM  
Allongé, pas de cheval, penché, hack, slice....
 
2003-03-26 03:16:42 PM  
I thought the Michael Jackson thing was a lame cliche attempt too. Its even funnier now that I see they werent kidding. The video Thriller just made me want to sleep W live girls myself, but then again I was 13 at the time, everything made me want to sleep W girls.
 
2003-03-26 03:16:49 PM  
This has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen. Well, not that he murdered someone, but that his mother attributes his behavior to his admiration of Michael Jackson. Please, when I was young and Thriller came out, I begged my Mom to buy the Album. When she did, I must have listened to that thing 200 or 300 times, and it didn't affect me at all. Can we stop blaming every social ill on poor Michael. That man is a great artist and he just loves children.

On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get blood stains out of pink taffida and the best way to get rid of a rotting hooker body, uhm, hypothetically speaking of course.
 
2003-03-26 03:28:21 PM  
Outlaqtsar Firstly, we belive punishment should be used to teach the criminal a lesson, not as revenge.. and the sentence is in some respects Norway's version of life imprisonment, since the term can be continually extended if the mental state of the convict is deemed to represent a menace to society.. No way this guy will ever walk outside a room with soft walls ever again.
 
2003-03-26 04:02:45 PM  
Thought some of you might find it interesting to know that the bastard who was representing this guy in court is notorious for having clients charged with rape, child abuse and such. He's also said that he'd like the age of consent lowered from 16 to 14.
 
2003-03-26 04:49:40 PM  
What? No Obvious tag?
 
2003-03-26 05:29:40 PM  
Only fifteen years for all that? Sign me up for Norwegian citizenship and point me towards the knife shop.
 
2003-03-26 05:54:45 PM  
murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer #1: Har du lyst po choke a hooker?


murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer #2: Ja!! Jeg har du lyst po choke a hooker! Skjempekult!!
 
2003-03-26 06:26:33 PM  
Echnin
Drop the charade, we all know that you are speaking of yourself.
 
2003-03-26 07:14:17 PM  
mm, i'm quite sure the same guy defended varg vikernes too(the death metal dude).
oh, and yea 21 years is max, but we dont really have that much crime here.
hell, i sleep with my door unlocked, something like 10 murders so far this year, heard of this place out in the bushes who hadnt had an armed robbery since 1972.
(of course, our total population is something like a medium sized US city :)

i'd like to point out galland, like others have before me:it's in reality 15 years to life, this kind of stuff is for mentals only tho, so if you can convince them youre sane, 21 years is max(i think anyways).
 
2003-03-26 07:25:31 PM  
Just how many Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancers are there? Is there a Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer support group?

Could one join Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer anonymous? Do they get spam like "Hey Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer, do you need penis enlargement?"
 
2003-03-26 07:26:39 PM  
I don't know... but i think the headline could be just a bit MORE descriptive!!!!
 
2003-03-26 08:22:39 PM  
See it is NOT just americans who can't seem to assume responsibility for ANYTHING, even his mother blames TV and Michael Jackson for her sons' problems. She should be blaming God instead. After all isn't it HIS priests' that can't keep their hands off little boys, and apparently neither can Wacko Jacko so I say there is a conspiracy and the Pope is to blame :)
 
2003-03-27 05:10:08 AM  
Correction: These guys don't need penis enlargement...
they need Hey Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer car insurance! And as a farkin' POP-UP!

Or maybe a long-distance telephone company with 24 hour dismemberment assistance hot-line.......

heay, I think I just thought of a business opportunity!

24 hours service in two languages (Nordic and Jack-o).
free yearly blood-stain removal on interiors.
quarterly newsletter on "difficult to search for body parts areas" and localized map.
accident insurance to and back from murder scene/trial/police HQ.
Equivalent pricing for the work and joy-killing automobiles!
E-mail alerts on recently reported body part discoveries, local police funding reductions, wholesale discounts on knives, acidic solvents, Jack-o albums, landfill expansion programs (limit 5 MB per day).
 
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