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(Houston Press)   Nobody can eat 50 eggs: The 5 best overeating scenes from the movies, in honor of stuffing your maw today   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 139
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2009-11-26 06:15:00 PM
As lists go, this one isn't a bad list, and nobody can eat 50 eggs.
/RIP Cool Hand Luke
 
2009-11-26 06:55:48 PM
I'm shakin' it boss.
 
2009-11-26 06:56:41 PM
A friend of mine ate 50 eggs on a bet. He had 24 hours to do it and he nearly didn't make it.
 
2009-11-26 06:57:10 PM
I'm sweating gravy right now
 
2009-11-26 06:57:22 PM
Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

This is why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet. Try it yourself or do some research, but don't just go along like sheeple.
 
2009-11-26 06:58:51 PM
Is this along the lines of drinking a gallon of milk? DNFA
 
2009-11-26 06:59:45 PM
api.ning.com

whut? really?
 
2009-11-26 07:02:36 PM
The Eggs Scene is definitely the best on this list... though Monty should be a close second, for how everyone feels today.
 
2009-11-26 07:03:21 PM
Personal Foul... On the Subby... Failure to Use the Wheaton Tag When Obviously Applicable... that's a Fifteen-Yard Penalty... Repeat First Down.
 
2009-11-26 07:03:37 PM
When my boy says he can eat fifty eggs, my boy can eat fifty eggs!
 
2009-11-26 07:03:43 PM
I'd rather dye: This is why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet. Try it yourself or do some research, but don't just go along like sheeple.

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2009-11-26 07:03:56 PM
Try eating 6 saltine crackers in less than 60 seconds.

Sounds easy, but it's almost impossible, and it's farking hilarious to watch somebody try.
 
2009-11-26 07:06:12 PM
This list is made of fail because it does not have Matilda in it, specifically the scene in which the Trunchbull makes Bruce eat an entire chocolate cake by himself.
 
2009-11-26 07:06:56 PM
Fark off I'm full.
 
2009-11-26 07:07:48 PM
Boss, man needs a brown bomber and a dose of salts
 
2009-11-26 07:07:56 PM
I'd rather dye: Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

This is why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet. Try it yourself or do some research, but don't just go along like sheeple.


I don't believe you.
 
2009-11-26 07:08:14 PM
You gotta have ya mind right ta eat fifty eggs.
 
2009-11-26 07:09:00 PM
List needs more The Great Outdoors.

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2009-11-26 07:09:11 PM
I love everything about that movie. A true classic.
 
2009-11-26 07:09:28 PM
Came for the Mister Creosote reference, left happy. I'm not sure if Se7en really qualifies, as Gluttony is not seen eating on screen, but technically, neither is Mr. Creosote, save for the wafer-thin mint.

One notable omission is Groundhog Day: Phil gorging himself on breakfast in the diner, much to Rita's disgust. Allegedly, Bill Murray, ever the method actor, actually swallowed everything he's seen eating on camera, rather than make use of the off-camera spit-bucket.

I'd also add Alive just to be tasteless, though.
 
2009-11-26 07:09:31 PM
The old 96er from The Great Outdoors.

But there's nothing left but fat and gristle.

mmm hmm.
 
2009-11-26 07:10:04 PM
The six saltines in sixty seconds is very doable. Tried it at work and no one had any problems putting the crackers down.
 
2009-11-26 07:10:09 PM
PainInTheASP: I'd rather dye: Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

This is why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet. Try it yourself or do some research, but don't just go along like sheeple.

I don't believe you.


This sounds like a Mythbusters episode...
 
2009-11-26 07:10:11 PM
I'd rather dye: Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

This is why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet. Try it yourself or do some research, but don't just go along like sheeple.


You do understand it is a movie reference right? Sheeple indeed, nobody was calling it science, fool.
 
2009-11-26 07:11:14 PM
I think I could eat some more, maybe one wafer-thin mint.
 
2009-11-26 07:11:19 PM
Would this make the list?
www.translatorscafe.com
 
2009-11-26 07:12:04 PM
No Alien chestburster scene?
 
2009-11-26 07:13:43 PM
I MUST watch Adam Richman attempt this.
 
2009-11-26 07:16:07 PM
"Now there's a man who knows when he's got something good in his mouth."
 
2009-11-26 07:16:53 PM
Stand By Me.

Lardass in the pie eating contest.
 
2009-11-26 07:17:24 PM
RedArny: Try eating 6 saltine crackers in less than 60 seconds.

Sounds easy, but it's almost impossible, and it's farking hilarious to watch somebody try.


Easy bet to win
1)establish rule that you can't have a glass of water, etc. during the 60 seconds.... let all contenders try before you go... when it is your turn
2) start clock
3) spill water (I prefer beer) all over crackers, allow 10 seconds or so to soak in
4) enjoy, you have plenty of time to swallow your win and collect you cash
 
2009-11-26 07:18:07 PM
I'd rather dye: Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

Nothing comes up. Link to experiment? Not that I doubt it -- just want to read it.
 
2009-11-26 07:18:59 PM
Seven.

Gluttony.
 
2009-11-26 07:25:49 PM
I like this one:

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2009-11-26 07:26:02 PM
how about a mint? it's wafer thin....

f*ck off, i'm full

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2009-11-26 07:32:23 PM
the_peddler: "Now there's a man who knows when he's got something good in his mouth."

I laughed so hard the first time I saw that scene.
 
2009-11-26 07:33:34 PM
Who me?
 
2009-11-26 07:34:30 PM
ignite ice: I'd rather dye: Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

Nothing comes up. Link to experiment? Not that I doubt it -- just want to read it.


Link to Bavarian 50 egg experiment (new window).

Yes, there's only one result. But you should have seen that coming, shouldn't you?
 
2009-11-26 07:35:18 PM
 
2009-11-26 07:35:42 PM
God damn, cool hand luke is a good movie.

/shaking it up here boss
 
2009-11-26 07:43:19 PM
I'd rather dye: Actually, people can eat 50 eggs. Google 'Bavarian 50 egg experiment' if you're interested. They found that the limit (after a few meds) was around 73ish for men and 68 for women.

This is why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet. Try it yourself or do some research, but don't just go along like sheeple.



I shouldn't believe anything I read on the internet yet you want me to google something...?

/right...?
//Happy Thanksgiving
///drunk
///Slashies//
 
2009-11-26 07:43:22 PM
Oh come on, it's from the Houston Press! You call that journalism? (Well, unless you compare it to Fox News or MSNBC)
 
2009-11-26 07:43:47 PM
Garby: List needs more The Great Outdoors.

Thank god for netflix. That movie just went into the queue.
 
2009-11-26 07:45:05 PM
came here for John Cusack in Roadside Prophets...oh well
Link (new window)
 
2009-11-26 07:49:50 PM
RadicalArcher: This list is made of fail because it does not have Matilda in it, specifically the scene in which the Trunchbull makes Bruce eat an entire chocolate cake by himself.

This.

Favorite part was when she breaks the plate on his head, and he just burps.
 
2009-11-26 07:51:44 PM
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover
 
2009-11-26 07:51:46 PM
I've spent Thanksgiving stuffing subby's 'maw'.
 
2009-11-26 07:59:27 PM
*thunk thunk*. His bellys like a ripe watermelon whats about to bust itself open. Your boy's done dragline, I'm puttin in my last dollah.'
 
2009-11-26 08:01:25 PM
Johann65: The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover

Why don't you try a piece of his prick?
 
2009-11-26 08:03:23 PM
Bacontastesgood: I've spent Thanksgiving stuffing subby's 'maw' mom.

FTFM
 
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