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(Contact Music)   Charlize Theron has a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL of building soccer fields in South Africa. With luck, she'll raise enough cash to fund her G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL   (contactmusic.com) divider line 49
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2009-11-26 06:37:40 PM
fap fap fap
 
2009-11-26 06:41:58 PM
Getting Africans to play soccer?

Haven't they suffered enough?
 
2009-11-26 06:56:21 PM
Do the spanish announcers stretch out ggggooooaaallll because the game is so long and boring and nothing ever happens that they think by doing so it will make the game more interesting? Or are they just so excited to actually see a goal they cant believe it?
 
2009-11-26 07:03:23 PM
Swampthing in Korea: Getting Africans to play soccer?

Haven't they suffered enough?


retard
 
2009-11-26 07:06:53 PM
maxpower007: Do the spanish announcers stretch out ggggooooaaallll because the game is so long and boring and nothing ever happens that they think by doing so it will make the game more interesting? Or are they just so excited to actually see a goal they cant believe it?

I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.
 
2009-11-26 07:08:26 PM
She's a tall cool glass of water.
 
2009-11-26 07:12:55 PM
10 more kisses and they can start building
 
2009-11-26 07:19:24 PM
I can has Charlize pics?
 
2009-11-26 07:31:32 PM
Halli: retard

Halli: I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

Somebody's crabby.
 
2009-11-26 07:34:47 PM
SnakeMan: Halli: retard

Halli: I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

Somebody's crabby.


Come on it's the same lame jokes in every thread. It's like listening to farking Dane Cook 24/7.
 
2009-11-26 08:04:36 PM
Charlize Theron is an attractive female I have frequently fantasized about having sexual relations with

/too subtle?
 
2009-11-26 08:08:20 PM
I love that chick. I;d lick her pussy all f____ night man.
 
2009-11-26 08:21:41 PM
Not a single picture in this thread. How sad.
 
2009-11-26 08:27:46 PM
There are more goals in this headline than in the average soccer match.
 
2009-11-26 08:32:44 PM
I thought the whole point of soccer was that any flat field and a rag ball would do the trick.

It's CHEAP.

Why does Charlize need to raise cash for this at all?
 
2009-11-26 08:44:30 PM
Right, because if you want to spend money to help south africa... soccer fields are on the top of the list.... retard.
 
2009-11-26 08:52:05 PM
Nakey Charlize (all of them are NSFW, duh)

1
2
3

/you're welcome
 
2009-11-26 08:55:35 PM
Halli: SnakeMan: Halli: retard

Halli: I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

Somebody's crabby.

Come on it's the same lame jokes in every thread. It's like listening to farking Dane Cook 24/7.


Awwww, what's da matter? Did I hurt your widdle feewings?
 
2009-11-26 08:56:38 PM
South African hottie

flmsdown.net

/well she was South African in Lethal Weapon 2
 
2009-11-26 09:03:02 PM
Swampthing in Korea: Awwww, what's da matter? Did I hurt your widdle feewings?

Nah you're just annoying and stupid. But you seem to take pride in that.
 
2009-11-26 09:06:29 PM
movies.radiofree.com

What a South African might look like .
 
2009-11-26 09:16:35 PM
Swampthing in Korea: Halli: SnakeMan: Halli: retard

Halli: I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

Somebody's crabby.

Come on it's the same lame jokes in every thread. It's like listening to farking Dane Cook 24/7.

Awwww, what's da matter? Did I hurt your widdle feewings?


Have you ever participated on fark where you don't come across as stupid? Honestly you have no expertise or wit in _anything_. Lordy.
 
2009-11-26 09:24:55 PM
Phil Moskowitz: Swampthing in Korea: Halli: SnakeMan: Halli: retard

Halli: I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

Somebody's crabby.

Come on it's the same lame jokes in every thread. It's like listening to farking Dane Cook 24/7.

Awwww, what's da matter? Did I hurt your widdle feewings?

Have you ever participated on fark where you don't come across as stupid? Honestly you have no expertise or wit in _anything_. Lordy.


My god!

I had been going through my life as though blind and death. But you! You have cleared the fog from my eyes, and freed my ears so I may hear the golden song of truth!

You, an anonymous poster on an obscure website who I shall never meet, think about or even see have changed the very destinty I thought was immutable.

I shall cease such attempts at humor at once, and direct myself to the betterment of all humanity!
 
2009-11-26 09:31:03 PM
BesiktasBoy83: I love that chick. I;d lick her pussy all f____ night man.

When did fark become youtube?
 
2009-11-26 09:37:57 PM
Halli:
I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.


You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.
 
2009-11-26 09:55:30 PM
wiredmaverick: Halli:
I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.


I was?
 
2009-11-26 09:57:08 PM
wiredmaverick: Halli:
I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.


Congratulations! You're the winner of the prestigious Bigoted Assclown of This Thread Award!
 
2009-11-26 09:59:57 PM
wiredmaverick: Halli:
I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.


tl;dr;useless without pics.
 
2009-11-26 10:02:01 PM
SnakeMan: wiredmaverick: Halli:
I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.

Congratulations! You're the winner of the prestigious Bigoted Assclown of This Thread Award!


You're right, gross generalizations like that aren't cool. I apologize. Replace Americans with maxpower007 and Relatively Obscure.
 
2009-11-26 10:10:52 PM
IrateShadow: Not a single picture in this thread. How sad.

One Bitten, Twice Shy.

I "went away" the last time I posted C.T. pics.

I'm just here to view them should someone else feel the need to test the acceptability waters.
 
2009-11-26 10:35:42 PM
wiredmaverick: SnakeMan: wiredmaverick: Halli:
I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.

You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.

Congratulations! You're the winner of the prestigious Bigoted Assclown of This Thread Award!

You're right, gross generalizations like that aren't cool. I apologize. Replace Americans with maxpower007 and Relatively Obscure.


Don't bring me up unless you grow tits.
 
2009-11-26 10:36:38 PM
Halli: maxpower007: Do the spanish announcers stretch out ggggooooaaallll because the game is so long and boring and nothing ever happens that they think by doing so it will make the game more interesting? Or are they just so excited to actually see a goal they cant believe it?

I agree. They should change it so every five minutes of game time is followed by ten minutes of ads. That is the american way.


When is there ever five minutes of game play in football? 30 seconds is all those glandular fatties can manage before they need to chat up men in colorful tights.
 
2009-11-26 10:39:21 PM
Mugato: South African hottie

/well she was South African in Lethal Weapon 2


Patsy Kensit was in Lethal Weapon 2.
 
2009-11-26 10:43:42 PM
Galileo's Daughter: Mugato: South African hottie

/well she was South African in Lethal Weapon 2

Patsy Kensit was in Lethal Weapon 2.


Yes, that's Patsy Kensit.
 
2009-11-26 11:04:19 PM
I fail because I thought you'd posted a pic of Charlize Theron. I probably shouldn't post in a tryptophan-induced haze anymore.
 
2009-11-26 11:41:04 PM
"we're building soccer fields in very rural communities, where African children have no access to play this sport."

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Has she ever met a child? Rural, suburb, city, it doesn't matter. Give them a ball and they'll play. I'm willing to bet that all these rural communities are full of soccer-playin' mo'fuggas.
 
2009-11-27 12:13:32 AM
Lately I have more fun reading the tags than the actual articles.

Mecca? I guess Mecca has one hell of a soccer team. The Mecca Jihads?
 
2009-11-27 04:34:59 AM
wiredmaverick: You have to understand, Yanks are brought up on Michael Bay, Linkin Park and WWE. Getting one to sit still and watch anything for 90 minutes where nobody gets blown up, beat up or naked is pretty much impossible.

None of those things were part of popular culture when most of the farkers here were brought up. Now go back and watch your Degrassi reruns and eat poutine, Hoser.
 
2009-11-27 05:28:38 AM
So, if Charlize Theron got US citizenship, would she be considered an African-American. And more importantly, would it improve my changes of hooking up?
 
2009-11-27 08:28:46 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: So, if Charlize Theron got US citizenship, would she be considered an African-American. And more importantly, would it improve my changes of hooking up?

Technically, yes. But its more of a descent thing than it is a location of birth thing
 
2009-11-27 09:00:59 AM
MRF!
 
2009-11-27 09:02:11 AM
"football" is played by foreign lawn fairies who are taught to fall and flail about at the slightest of contact. Skilled sport, sure. Boring as shiat to watch? Indeed. I'd rather watch handegg or hockey any day.
 
2009-11-27 09:25:40 AM
SteelCityKid: "football" is played by foreign lawn fairies who are taught to fall and flail about at the slightest of contact. Skilled sport, sure. Boring as shiat to watch? Indeed. I'd rather watch handegg or hockey any day.

It's armoured wankball

/I only watch FIFA or UEFA championships. I takes me 2-3 games to remember why it's interesting
 
2009-11-27 10:00:22 AM
I know a way she can make a cool $50 for her cause. Tell her to come see me.
 
2009-11-27 10:12:03 AM
dragyne: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: So, if Charlize Theron got US citizenship, would she be considered an African-American. And more importantly, would it improve my changes of hooking up?

Technically, yes. But its more of a descent thing than it is a location of birth thing


Of two of the people I work with, one is from north Africa and the other is from Alabama. He's an Arabic dude, she's a black woman. Guess which one is African-American?

She can't understand that's she's black American, not African American, as neither her, nor her parents were born in Africa. She doesn't eat African food or speak any African languages (at least not at work)

The Arabic dude doesn't care, but definitely maintains his heritage more than she does.

I know, I know, it's an issue of semantics, but still...
 
2009-11-27 11:02:33 AM
Just curious if anyone has seen The Road? Any good?
 
2009-11-27 11:48:47 AM
My favorite South African:

dontbechi.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-27 12:31:54 PM
I'm waiting for her to fetch her tiny teddy.
 
2009-11-27 05:27:16 PM
Charlize Theron has probably the most beautiful face in Hollywood and has been since I first saw her in Devil's Advocate.
 
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