TheGrayCat: Oops - wrong thread.....um....so, I shouldn't kill my family with Swine Flu on Thanksgiving and should just let the Christmas tree do it?
1nsanilicious: What other American Holidays do the Europeans try to rip off?
Retarded Rabid Elk: Clearly this tragedy was caused by right-wing extremists. If the right-wing extremists would just surrender the War On Christmas, and embrace godless socialism, there wouldn't be any Christmas trees to crush old ladies, now would there.This is why Obama should have Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh thrown into prison!
Twigz221: That's why I stick with artificial trees.
germ78: Do they still decorate christmas trees with lit candles in Germany? That's just asking for a visit from the ghost of christmas DarFAIL
Dances-With-Lobster: Never heard of a killer Menorah!
GoteamVenture: Dances-With-Lobster: Never heard of a killer Menorah!hey why dont jew be quiet?
wsommerv: I didn't realize they celebrated Thanksgiving in Germany.
FunkOut: germ78: Do they still decorate christmas trees with lit candles in Germany? That's just asking for a visit from the ghost of christmas DarFAILWhen I was a kid, there was a German immigrant family in the neighbourhood that almost burnt their house down doing exactly that.
wet_dream: Oh please tell me were not importing live Christmas trees from China?
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