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(Telegraph)   Lovers reportedly have sex in clock tower in broad daylight - of course that's only second hand   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 59
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2009-11-25 05:35:04 AM  
At least they're not up there shooting people.
 
2009-11-25 05:37:59 AM  
I live in Sydney and shop sometimes at the Broadway shopping centre right across the street from this building (and in fact, have stayed at the Uni Lodge once), so I'm really getting a kick, etc...
 
2009-11-25 05:39:01 AM  
"You've all done very well."


/obs?
 
2009-11-25 05:39:38 AM  
Good for them. Get yer kink on!!
 
JJR
2009-11-25 05:41:41 AM  
Cum on now people
 
2009-11-25 05:43:55 AM  
CarnySaur-At least they're not up there shooting people.
They were just shooting up
 
2009-11-25 05:49:26 AM  
And that's why they call it "horology."
 
2009-11-25 05:52:15 AM  
The property on which they displayed their affection was constructed for the Grace Bros department store in 1923, and remains one of the most prominent buildings in the city
img136.imageshack.us
No wonder the guy found some pussy there.
 
2009-11-25 05:53:15 AM  
Came here for the "Are You Being Served?" references and left satisfied.
 
2009-11-25 05:57:01 AM  
Ooh, sex in a clock tower? Of quartz!
 
2009-11-25 05:58:11 AM  
RealFarknMcCoy2: I live in Sydney and shop sometimes at the Broadway shopping centre right across the street from this building (and in fact, have stayed at the Uni Lodge once), so I'm really getting a kick, etc...

Had an ex who stayed there for a while. Never made it up to the clock tower but I sure did enjoy passing the time with her in her room.

ka1axy: "You've all done very well."

Sadly the Grace Bros stores were all rebranded a few years ago. Killjoys.
 
2009-11-25 05:58:38 AM  
CarnySaur: At least they're not up there shooting people.

Well one of them did end up shooting the other one.
 
2009-11-25 05:59:46 AM  
img.photobucket.com

What time is it boooooooy?
 
2009-11-25 06:03:38 AM  
For when you absolutely, positively, have to prove that you CAN last longer than two minutes.
 
2009-11-25 06:14:38 AM  
Lovers have sex in clock tower above Sydney

Sydney said to be delighted at the free show.

He'll be in his bunk.
 
2009-11-25 06:14:59 AM  
There are one too many 'L's in the headline.
 
2009-11-25 06:16:16 AM  
The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.
 
2009-11-25 06:22:19 AM  
No Catchy Nickname:
No wonder the guy found some pussy there.



Winner.
 
2009-11-25 06:28:52 AM  
Spaz-master: CarnySaur-At least they're not up there shooting people.
They were just shooting up


That depends - was he on the bottom?
 
2009-11-25 06:30:47 AM  
KOOLmike
The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.


Thanks for the play by play.
 
2009-11-25 06:32:36 AM  
Mom? Anita Ward?
 
2009-11-25 06:42:59 AM  
Australian newspapers are now appealing for the couple to come forward.

Again?
 
2009-11-25 06:52:13 AM  
someone got a good ding with a dong
 
2009-11-25 07:07:24 AM  
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for sexy time!
 
2009-11-25 07:15:13 AM  
rabidferret: Came here for the "Are You Being Served?" references and left satisfied.

Good Night, Funny Most-Of-Cast

/too old
 
2009-11-25 07:36:43 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

Sex in a clock tower, you say?
 
2009-11-25 07:43:50 AM  
Great Scott!
 
2009-11-25 07:44:19 AM  
at80eighty: someone got a good ding with a dong

And the clock struck one...
 
2009-11-25 07:46:46 AM  
Out did them a few years ago

upload.wikimedia.org hotlink
 
2009-11-25 07:47:27 AM  
zefal: Mom? Anita Ward?

What you did there, it rings my bell.
 
2009-11-25 08:04:56 AM  
How'd you like to have sex in the tower in the broad daylight?
 
2009-11-25 08:10:27 AM  
KOOLmike: The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

Bow chicka bow bow...

Vivid really did need some new ideas.
 
2009-11-25 08:24:10 AM  
images.uulyrics.com
 
2009-11-25 08:26:02 AM  
Came in here looking for Meow Said the Dog.....
 
2009-11-25 08:27:23 AM  
1.21 gigatwats!
 
2009-11-25 08:31:33 AM  
So, babby is formed in clock?
 
2009-11-25 08:36:30 AM  
GoddessofSnowandIce: 1.21 gigatwats!

Needs more jiggywatts.
 
2009-11-25 08:40:41 AM  
I am supportive of actions like these.
 
2009-11-25 08:51:28 AM  
I understand. In this hectic time, hour people supposed to get a minute alone? When Opportunity chimes at your door, you have to spring up and strike while you can. It's just too bad it was in a place where so many people could watch. I hope they were able to save a little face.
 
2009-11-25 09:02:48 AM  
1.21 giggitywatts
 
2009-11-25 09:17:41 AM  
Sounds like a porno. "Hickory Dickory Cock"
 
2009-11-25 09:54:44 AM  
KOOLmike: The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

Linky?
 
2009-11-25 09:57:03 AM  
No Catchy Nickname: The property on which they displayed their affection was constructed for the Grace Bros department store in 1923, and remains one of the most prominent buildings in the city

No wonder the guy found some pussy there.


Are you free Mr. Humphries?
IIII'mmm freeeeeeeeee.........
 
2009-11-25 09:59:09 AM  
Back when I was 15-16, I'd bang my girlfriend wherever I could. If we were out with friends, it meant finding somewhere away from them.

I can remember being in a fairly large park in the middle of the afternoon sitting on a bench under a tree and getting a bj.

I didn't really care about the public aspect, I just wanted to get laid all the time, and my gf was willing to let me do what I wanted.

Man I miss being a teen.
 
2009-11-25 10:35:21 AM  
Jimmy and Kimmy, sitting in a tree...
www.austinchronicle.com
 
2009-11-25 10:35:34 AM  
Could be worse.
www.dareland.com
 
2009-11-25 10:51:52 AM  
This just in: People have sex; say it "feels good." More at 11.
 
2009-11-25 10:55:14 AM  
mofomisfit: This just in: People have sex; say it "feels good." More at 11.

Approves.

www.wicked-vision.com
 
2009-11-25 11:01:18 AM  
Spirit Hammer: KOOLmike: The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

Linky?


Fark the FoxNews article -- try the Sydney article: Link

Said German traveller Dirk Gensler, "I thought it was pretty cool."
 
2009-11-25 11:04:50 AM  
reddot: Out did them a few years ago

hotlink


Pictorial proof, please...
 
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