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(Some Guy)   Irish turn their annual Christmas lighting ceremony into a drunken riot. Once again   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 85
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2009-11-25 05:27:52 AM
WTF is a Yob?
 
2009-11-25 05:29:53 AM
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: WTF is a Yob?

Google it you f*cking lazy c*nt.
 
2009-11-25 05:30:29 AM
That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).
 
2009-11-25 05:32:12 AM
Shouldn't that be "Irish turn a drunken riot into their annual Christmas lighting ceremony" ?
 
2009-11-25 05:35:21 AM
Obligatory; Fairy Tale of New York (new window)
 
2009-11-25 05:36:00 AM
... i lied about the new window ;)
 
2009-11-25 05:39:13 AM
Iron Chef Scottish
Someone piss in your Cheerios there Sparky? I guess your just one more insecure Nancy Boy internet asshole to put on my ignore list. Have a nice life. Dickwad. it will be nice never hearing from you again.
 
2009-11-25 05:43:42 AM
Iron Chef Scottish: I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: WTF is a Yob?

Google it you f*cking lazy c*nt.

I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: Iron Chef Scottish
Someone piss in your Cheerios there Sparky? I guess your just one more insecure Nancy Boy internet asshole to put on my ignore list. Have a nice life. Dickwad. it will be nice never hearing from you again.


Now that is funny.
 
2009-11-25 05:43:49 AM
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: WTF is a Yob?
Iron Chef Scottish: Google it you f*cking lazy c*nt.
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma:
Someone piss in your Cheerios there Sparky? I guess your just one more insecure Nancy Boy internet asshole to put on my ignore list. Have a nice life. Dickwad. it will be nice never hearing from you again.


This thread is exactly like I expected it would be.

Except no one has said "BRILLIANT!" yet.

/brilliant.
 
2009-11-25 05:45:43 AM
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: Iron Chef Scottish
Someone piss in your Cheerios there Sparky? I guess your just one more insecure Nancy Boy internet asshole to put on my ignore list. Have a nice life. Dickwad. it will be nice never hearing from you again.


'LOL'
 
2009-11-25 05:46:46 AM
Annoyance: Shouldn't that be "Irish turn a drunken riot into their annual Christmas lighting ceremony" ?

this sounds spot on.
 
2009-11-25 05:51:05 AM
Ni**as just can't have shiat
 
2009-11-25 05:54:51 AM
Iron Chef Scottish 2009-11-25 05:29:53 AM

I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: WTF is a Yob?

Google it you f*cking lazy c*nt.

I googled yob and The Iron Chef is definitely a yob.
 
2009-11-25 06:00:36 AM
img1.fark.net
 
2009-11-25 06:08:49 AM
VelmaCruise: Iron Chef Scottish 2009-11-25 05:29:53 AM

I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: WTF is a Yob?

Google it you f*cking lazy c*nt.

I googled yob and The Iron Chef is definitely a yob.


That was the whole point of his post, I reckon - and Not_Smegma fell for it hook, line, sinker, gallon of maggots and copy of Anglers Mail.
 
2009-11-25 06:16:57 AM
It is clear that a women contols the life of the Iron Chef Scottish
 
2009-11-25 06:18:43 AM
2009-11-25 06:16:57 AM

It is clear that a women woman contols the life of the Iron Chef Scottish
 
2009-11-25 06:18:51 AM
I just googled 'f*cking lazy c*nt'

Top 2 entries both related to UK Postal Workers.....excellent
 
2009-11-25 06:20:49 AM
VelmaCruise: It is clear that a women contols the life of the Iron Chef Scottishiat is also clear that you type with a forehead wand whilst producing guttural grunts and snorts.
 
2009-11-25 06:22:46 AM
you must have me confused with your mother, Chef.
 
2009-11-25 06:23:02 AM
VelmaCruise: 2009-11-25 06:16:57 AM

It is clear that a women woman contols the life of the Iron Chef Scottish


Jesus. Your poor carers. Just get them to wheel you away from your specially adapted PC. It's time for you to mumble some cereal and drink watered down juice through a colourful bendy straw.
 
2009-11-25 06:25:43 AM
Way to confuse sectarian violence with drunken revelry submittard.

I'm glad you find religious hatred a source of amusement.

Also this was in Northern Ireland so over half of them wouldn't take kindly to you calling them Irish in the first place.
 
2009-11-25 06:28:37 AM
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: Iron Chef Scottish
Someone piss in your Cheerios there Sparky? I guess your just one more insecure Nancy Boy internet asshole to put on my ignore list. Have a nice life. Dickwad. it will be nice never hearing from you again.


You may add him to your ignore list, but I'm adding you to my example list of "Butthurt".
 
2009-11-25 06:44:41 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Ni**as just can't have shiat

SLIDESHOW ALERT

Link (new window)

I wanna go there to party!
 
2009-11-25 06:48:24 AM
PfizerX I'm adding you to my example list of "Butthurt".

Thanks! I saw that movie. Charlton Heston, chariots, lions snacking on losers all kind of cool stuff.
 
2009-11-25 06:54:23 AM
Lord_Byrne: Way to confuse sectarian violence with drunken revelry submittard.

I'm glad you find religious hatred a source of amusement.

Also this was in Northern Ireland so over half of them wouldn't take kindly to you calling them Irish in the first place.


Ahh I think they'd still consider themselves Irish...just British too. Very British:)
 
2009-11-25 07:14:55 AM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=yob%3Adefine

There problem solved.
 
2009-11-25 07:19:09 AM
Kwisatzhaderach
That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).


wow, someone knows what they're talking about,
ie; what's happening outside your tiny borough.

and no kazuya, they consider the irish in ireland
as an inconvenience, like thatcher, churchill,
cromwell, the windsors, and on, and on, and on...
 
2009-11-25 07:26:38 AM
Wait, we were supposed to be lighting Christmas trees?
I thought we were just getting lit for Christmas.
 
2009-11-25 07:27:58 AM
www.filmdope.com

I don't want no drunken riots in my town.
 
2009-11-25 07:34:07 AM
Iron Chef Scottish: I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: WTF is a Yob?

Google it you f*cking lazy c*nt.


Later in this thread, I'm looking forward to a compilation of all the erroneously pissed off responses to this comment, and the hilarious attempted saving of face after they actually get it. Well done.
 
2009-11-25 07:37:04 AM
wrenchboy: party

For guys' night out maybe. The women are beastly but the dudes look hilarious.
 
2009-11-25 07:52:31 AM
Kazuya I'm from Northern Ireland and I assure you, most of us don't care for being called Irish.
 
2009-11-25 07:55:04 AM
Its pronunced NORN IRON. Big Mawn....
 
2009-11-25 07:57:46 AM
Kwisatzhaderach: That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).

Came here to say this. Leaving a little bit happier. Northern Ireland is our farked up little brother.
 
2009-11-25 08:13:37 AM
W00t! Way to go submittard.

Them Irish wuz probably drankin' beer an' gettin' ornery.

Maybe some Frenchies wuz there too so's they could put some white flags up onna tree!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk. Stereotypin' makeum layaff. Even if they's Norn Irish.
 
2009-11-25 08:16:49 AM
On a side note, nothing wrong with being Irish, it works well for them, just don't confuse Norn Iron with the Republic.

/There's my bit done for easing sectarian tensions.
 
2009-11-25 08:23:14 AM
www.twittfr.com

Irish turn their annual Christmas lighting ceremony into a drunken riot. Once again
 
2009-11-25 08:25:51 AM
Let me guess - it was a loyalist mob trying to burn Mary out for being a single mother
 
2009-11-25 08:31:07 AM
Roundtower Darcy: Kwisatzhaderach: That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).

Came here to say this. Leaving a little bit happier. Northern Ireland is our farked up little brother.


Our farked up little brother who has been in care for most of his life and has a strange, annoying accent.
 
2009-11-25 08:31:45 AM
Lord_Byrne: I'm from Northern Ireland and I assure you, most of us don't care for being called Irish

Fine. You're a bogtrotter then. Or is that Northern Bogtrotter?
 
2009-11-25 08:38:26 AM
40below: Fine. You're a bogtrotter then. Or is that Northern Bogtrotter?


That's funny coming from a country that gets so worked up about being thought of as just America junior.
 
2009-11-25 08:45:22 AM
Lord_Byrne: 40below: Fine. You're a bogtrotter then. Or is that Northern Bogtrotter?


That's funny coming from a country that gets so worked up about being thought of as just America junior.


Or Northern Yank from here on in, eh?
 
2009-11-25 08:52:16 AM
turn into? how about '='?
 
2009-11-25 09:03:00 AM
buttsmckracken: Roundtower Darcy: Kwisatzhaderach: That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).

Came here to say this. Leaving a little bit happier. Northern Ireland is our farked up little brother.

Our farked up little brother who has been in care for most of his life and has a strange, annoying accent.


Don't be silly, Ireland is the wayward younger brother, Northern Ireland is the responsible one that still works at the family business and looks more like Dad. Oh yes.
 
2009-11-25 09:04:59 AM
There sure are a lot of tender vaginas in this thread. Relax guys, when it comes to drunken riots no on has more experience than the Irish.
 
2009-11-25 09:06:10 AM
Slaxl: buttsmckracken: Roundtower Darcy: Kwisatzhaderach: That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).

Came here to say this. Leaving a little bit happier. Northern Ireland is our farked up little brother.

Our farked up little brother who has been in care for most of his life and has a strange, annoying accent.

Don't be silly, Ireland is the wayward younger brother, Northern Ireland is the responsible one that still works at the family business and looks more like Dad. Oh yes.


The one that didn't lose its virginity until he got married and attends church every Sunday? Yeah, sounds about right.

/Also the one that drinks Harp and likes it.
 
2009-11-25 09:06:20 AM
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Slaxl: Northern Ireland is the responsible one that still works at the family business and looks more like Dad. Oh yes
 
2009-11-25 09:12:48 AM
From a quick review of this thread, it certainly appears that I,RO is a hell of a lot better represented on FARK than NI (or at least a lot more vocal).
 
2009-11-25 09:13:49 AM
buttsmckracken: Slaxl: buttsmckracken: Roundtower Darcy: Kwisatzhaderach: That's Northern Ireland, subby. It's a different country than Ireland (the Republic of,).

Came here to say this. Leaving a little bit happier. Northern Ireland is our farked up little brother.

Our farked up little brother who has been in care for most of his life and has a strange, annoying accent.

Don't be silly, Ireland is the wayward younger brother, Northern Ireland is the responsible one that still works at the family business and looks more like Dad. Oh yes.

The one that didn't lose its virginity until he got married and attends church every Sunday? Yeah, sounds about right.

/Also the one that drinks Harp and likes it.


You drink Herp...es.

/burn
 
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