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(Some Guy)   "Gunfight at Chicken World Leaves One Dead." Looks like someone went off half-cocked, but I think this reporter still deserves a Pullet Surprise   (wsbtv.com) divider line 49
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2163 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2009 at 9:18 PM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-11-24 07:15:09 PM  
I will absolutely not be making a pun about this senseless act of fowl play.
 
2009-11-24 07:18:07 PM  
... Cock.
 
2009-11-24 09:18:00 PM  
Headless line of the Year.
 
2009-11-24 09:20:53 PM  
That brought to mind the most bizarre mental image.
 
2009-11-24 09:21:01 PM  
*golf clap*
 
2009-11-24 09:21:09 PM  
I really admire the author's pluck. This article is a real feather in his cap.
 
2009-11-24 09:24:48 PM  
A choking at chicken world would be more punny than a shooting
 
2009-11-24 09:25:13 PM  
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
 
2009-11-24 09:25:33 PM  

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I will absolutely not be making a pun about this senseless act of fowl play.


I figured bad puns would be as scarce as hen's teeth; I was wrong.


Planned to be cock of the walk.
 
2009-11-24 09:25:48 PM  
Yawn.
 
2009-11-24 09:31:30 PM  
Subby really captured the delicate essence of good headline writing with that one.

/why yes, I do plan on running this horrible pun into the ground by posting it with every food-related headline
 
2009-11-24 09:32:44 PM  
I see subby's scratching for puns.
 
2009-11-24 09:33:28 PM  
DRTFA but let me guess: Irish Americans, amirite?
 
2009-11-24 09:34:32 PM  
They put the chickens in the Modern Warfare 2, and I said nothing.

I knew this would happen eventually.
 
2009-11-24 09:34:53 PM  
Subby, you are one terrible punslinger.
 
2009-11-24 09:40:21 PM  
So the one that died got shot through the breast, the other one was just winged, probably through the leg. I hope the police grill the suspect and if found guilty, gets fried...
 
2009-11-24 09:51:02 PM  
Someone just moved up on the pecking order.
 
2009-11-24 09:52:19 PM  
Was someone given a bad coupon?
 
2009-11-24 10:00:14 PM  
"so kindly point that gun the other way
and hobble hobble hobble off and hit the hay.

Easy pickin's, ain't nobody here but us chickens."

obscure?
 
2009-11-24 10:00:42 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
 
2009-11-24 10:01:40 PM  
olddinosaur: Subby, you are one terrible punslinger.

There is a system at work here and subby is clearly trying to bucket.
 
2009-11-24 10:05:21 PM  
www.pollsb.com
 
2009-11-24 10:06:27 PM  
Good one, subby. I lol'd.
 
2009-11-24 10:10:54 PM  
Half Cocked
http://tinyurl.com/yktqzwu
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-24 10:10:55 PM  
All you other punsters can go back to your roosts and brood about subby's headline.

I shall go put my magic hat and capon...
 
2009-11-24 10:11:37 PM  
That's what you get for bringing a gun to a cock-fight.
 
2009-11-24 10:16:57 PM  
'Gunfight at chicken world' could be the next album from...

badgerherald.com

/Wish I could play like that
 
2009-11-24 10:19:18 PM  
Dellirium: All you other punsters can go back to your roosts and brood about subby's headline.

I shall go put my magic hat and capon...


Sounds like you're just egging him on...
 
2009-11-24 10:25:19 PM  
Subby can take his puns and choke on them
 
2009-11-24 10:26:56 PM  
Ponzholio: Sounds like you're just egging him on...

NOTHING IS OVUM UNTIL THEY SAY IT'S OVUM
 
2009-11-24 10:42:16 PM  
 
2009-11-24 10:58:19 PM  
Dellirium: All you other punsters can go back to your roosts and brood about subby's headline.

I shall go put my magic hat and capon...


Just trying to spur us on?
 
2009-11-24 11:07:39 PM  
One guy gives the other the bird while driving by in his coop, hens the shooting. Then the cops flock in there and comb the area for evidence.
 
2009-11-24 11:11:10 PM  
angelikablog.com
 
2009-11-24 11:27:32 PM  
gorgor: Half Cocked
http://tinyurl.com/yktqzwu
(copy and paste)


I was expecting much, much worse.
 
2009-11-24 11:36:45 PM  
Gunfight at Chicken World?

So, it's got a robot chicken Yul Brynner running around?

/obscure?

(I know, nothing is obscure on Fark...)
 
2009-11-24 11:39:37 PM  
texastag: 'Gunfight at chicken world' could be the next album from...



/Wish I could play like that


Holy shiat; you know, I have "heard" of Buckethead in the past, but didn't give it much thought. I decided to check out a vid on youtube...

I am amazed; thank you for introducing me to this artist...I was almost certain I would never hear another guitarist like Satriani. These kinds of artists are few and far between, it seems; one or two per generation...
 
2009-11-24 11:46:56 PM  
WinstonWolf,
I see your WestWorld reference and raise you another pun...

You know the perp will be crowing about this. Those cops had better comb the area for him or he'll be cock of the walk forever hens.
 
2009-11-25 12:01:33 AM  
Oh dear God.

My hometown.. i.e. the city I was raised in, born into, has finally broken into Fark.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Confusion. I has it.
 
2009-11-25 12:08:29 AM  
texastag: 'Gunfight at chicken world' could be the next album from...
[Buckethead]
/Wish I could play like that


He has the gnarliest looking hands I've ever seen. He must be triple jointed or something.
 
2009-11-25 12:09:22 AM  
/oh, and props to subby +1
 
2009-11-25 01:32:47 AM  
This sounds like a job for!

stateoftheline.files.wordpress.com


Bwaka-bwaka-bwaka-!
 
2009-11-25 01:33:59 AM  
Chicken World? Really? That's the best they could come up for a restaurant name?
 
2009-11-25 04:53:19 AM  
ChickenWorld. Another Chambodia dream. Run by Koreans for the Latins and no one speaks English.
 
2009-11-25 04:54:04 AM  
Kilted_Dude: Oh dear God.

My hometown.. i.e. the city I was raised in, born into, has finally broken into Fark.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Confusion. I has it.


A touch of country in the city?
 
2009-11-25 07:07:39 AM  
Nelly Furtaco: DRTFA but let me guess: Irish Americans, amirite?

No, Senor.
 
2009-11-25 08:04:04 AM  
www.ianmarshall.com

Big chicken wanted for questioning.

/Obscure Georgia thing...
 
2009-11-25 10:24:07 AM  
Wattle they think of next?
 
2009-11-25 12:50:46 PM  
Gyrfalcon: This sounds like a job for!
Bwaka-bwaka-bwaka-!


In Tucson we actually had a street named Superchicken Drive. They changed the name in the mid 90's... dammit.
 
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