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(MetroWest Daily News)   "Polish-your-resume" unlikely: I don't recall leaking secret information about my political enemies. "Buy lube" unlikely: I don't recall firing that shotgun at police and anyway it was an accident   (metrowestdailynews.com) divider line 31
    More: Unlikely, Michael Boyd, shotguns, Prosecutor Michael Fabbri, Judge Sandra Hamlin, reckless endangerment, dangerous weapons, shootouts, Framingham Police officer  
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2009-11-24 08:20:46 PM
"understand the headline" unlikely : this headline.
 
2009-11-24 08:21:44 PM
FTA:

In the recording, Boyd told the troopers he to get into a standoff to make a point to his girlfriend, Tonya Hollingsworth. Earlier that night, she told police Boyd had hit her in the face. Boyd told police he only pushed her face.

I'll push YOUR *facepalm*
 
2009-11-24 08:21:52 PM
Somaticasual: "understand the headline" unlikely : this headline.

It is pretty self explanatory. The key is to caughtsayof your pricipal. Is the police dead or not? Signs point to no.
 
2009-11-24 08:25:17 PM
thecount.com
 
2009-11-24 08:25:19 PM
Headline meme unlikely.
 
2009-11-24 08:27:48 PM
The poor quality of the crap that gets greenlit here sinks lower and lower.
 
2009-11-24 08:27:54 PM
I'm Polish, but I don't know how to Polish-up my resume.
Perhaps put "light-bulb experience" in there somewhere?
 
2009-11-24 08:30:09 PM
"If I fired that gun, I didn't mean to fire that gun," Boyd said.

If I farked you in the ass, I didn't mean to fark you in the ass.
 
2009-11-24 08:32:30 PM
It's a sad thing when you have to RTFA before understanding the headline.

Also, I think meth was involved...with Michael Boyd, the subject of TFA, and with submitter.
 
2009-11-24 08:40:42 PM
Well, I guess that explains the "unlikely" tag.

/Or does it?
 
2009-11-24 08:43:09 PM
How is hedline formd?

How sibmiiter get grenlite?
 
2009-11-24 08:48:37 PM
Priapic: The poor quality of the crap that gets greenlit here sinks lower and lower.
 
2009-11-24 08:50:14 PM
sorry but who didn't ungreelight this confusing crapola?
 
2009-11-24 08:51:06 PM
great..now im hungry for a chicago style polish all the way...
 
2009-11-24 08:53:23 PM
It's clear this guy is just seriously misunderstood and everyone around just misinterprets his actions.

He didn't REALLY hit his girlfriend in the face, he just pushed her.
He didn't REALLY get into a standoff with the cops, he just wanted to pretend to make a point to his girlfriend.
He didn't REALLY want to shoot the gun at the cops, he just tripped while the gun was pointing at them.
He didn't REALLY want them to shoot back, he just wanted them to...well, it's hard to know what he thought they were going to do.
And now he doesn't REALLY want to go to jail, he just wants everyone to know it was a big misunderstanding, and he'll do it better next time.
 
2009-11-24 08:53:51 PM
eraser8: It's a sad thing when you have to RTFA before understanding the headline.

Also, I think meth was involved...with Michael Boyd, the subject of TFA, and with submitter.


Add Norman Miller to that list... he's the reporter.

"In the recording, Boyd told the troopers he to get into a standoff to make a point to his girlfriend"
 
2009-11-24 08:56:57 PM
strangeguitar: I'm Polish, but I don't know how to Polish-up my resume.
Perhaps put "light-bulb experience" in there somewhere?


I was wondering about the same thing. I guess I could always put down my grandfather was a screen door attendant on a Polish Navy submarine.
 
2009-11-24 08:58:55 PM
Gyrfalcon: It's clear this guy is just seriously misunderstood and everyone around just misinterprets his actions.

He didn't REALLY hit his girlfriend in the face, he just pushed her.
He didn't REALLY get into a standoff with the cops, he just wanted to pretend to make a point to his girlfriend.
He didn't REALLY want to shoot the gun at the cops, he just tripped while the gun was pointing at them.
He didn't REALLY want them to shoot back, he just wanted them to...well, it's hard to know what he thought they were going to do.
And now he doesn't REALLY want to go to jail, he just wants everyone to know it was a big misunderstanding, and he'll do it better next time.


That would be one hell of a closing argument.
 
2009-11-24 09:01:48 PM
it's a streetlight?
 
2009-11-24 09:12:18 PM
CrispFlows: Gyrfalcon: It's clear this guy is just seriously misunderstood and everyone around just misinterprets his actions.

He didn't REALLY hit his girlfriend in the face, he just pushed her.
He didn't REALLY get into a standoff with the cops, he just wanted to pretend to make a point to his girlfriend.
He didn't REALLY want to shoot the gun at the cops, he just tripped while the gun was pointing at them.
He didn't REALLY want them to shoot back, he just wanted them to...well, it's hard to know what he thought they were going to do.
And now he doesn't REALLY want to go to jail, he just wants everyone to know it was a big misunderstanding, and he'll do it better next time.

That would be one hell of a closing argument.


The defense rests, Your Honor.
 
2009-11-24 09:19:31 PM
Acharne: FTA:

In the recording, Boyd told the troopers he to get into a standoff to make a point to his girlfriend, Tonya Hollingsworth. Earlier that night, she told police Boyd had hit her in the face. Boyd told police he only pushed her face.

I'll push YOUR *facepalm*


I came in to WTF that

ENGLISH
DOES ANYONE SPEAK IT ANYMORE!

/who will come out with grammer check first?
//it's probably been done but I'm too lazy to google
 
2009-11-24 09:27:25 PM
GRAMMAR
/who will come out with a spell check first
//it has probably been done but i'm too lazy to google it
 
2009-11-24 09:36:51 PM
I want all future greenlites to come with free Kielbasa.
 
2009-11-24 09:59:42 PM
Complex_Green: GRAMMAR
/who will come out with a spell check first
//it has probably been done but i'm too lazy to google it


Well hell, if they can't get spell check working or a grammar check, then how the hell are they ever going to get translation working?
 
2009-11-24 10:20:11 PM
+1 smitty

Took me a second, but me likey.
/And no, I didn't have to RTFA first.
 
rp.
2009-11-24 10:27:28 PM
I accidentally a better headline.
 
2009-11-24 10:52:52 PM
gas giant: I want all future greenlites to come with free Kielbasa.

Sausage fest?
 
2009-11-25 01:16:40 AM
gas giant: I want all future greenlites to come with free Kielbasa.

Can I get some brats and beer instead?
 
2009-11-25 02:35:51 AM
Not so sure subby, leaking secret information about your political enemies seems like a likely way to get fired, but I guess you could care less.
 
2009-11-25 09:33:56 AM
madmann: How is hedline formd?

How sibmiiter get grenlite?


Sometimes, but only if then.

/sofa never?
//including Polish!
 
2009-11-25 10:28:07 AM
Came here for mass outrage at the headline. Leaving satisfied.
 
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