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(Ft. Landerdale Sun-Sentinel)   Man sends underage girl naked pictures of himself -- then shows up at her home with a camera, two condoms and a lint roller. Bedroom door opened by sheriff's deputy. Roman Polanski surrenders   ( divider line
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2003-03-25 06:40:58 PM  
1) "Investigators said they didn't know why Budina had the lint roller."

2) Voting is enabled on this link.

The mind. It boggles.
2003-03-25 06:45:12 PM  
Obviously the voting is to see who has the best idea as to what the lint roller was for.
2003-03-25 06:59:58 PM  
I'm gonna guess to help pick up his pubes and any hair he left on the girl and in the bed.
2003-03-25 07:02:11 PM  
I love hearing stories like this: Where some sick f*ck decides that it's a good idea to troll after kids, and gets caught.
2003-03-25 07:08:44 PM  
Rolling lint is legal. It was simply a house call.

Mel Belli.
2003-03-25 07:11:49 PM  
He wanted to look his best.
2003-03-25 07:13:54 PM  
I don't know what he planned to do with the lint roller, but I can think of a few good things we can use the lint roller for to punish him.
2003-03-25 07:15:20 PM  
I have this really disturbing idea whereby the sexual predator community has figured out that lint rollers help remove DNA evidence. I really can't think of anything else.
2003-03-25 07:20:20 PM  
The lint roller was because he is a scuzz-ball.
2003-03-25 07:30:32 PM  
Can this guy be dropped from a B-52 onto an Iraqi soldier? You know, kill 2 birds with one stone, so to speak..
2003-03-25 07:43:34 PM  
I would have loved to have seen this guys face when a cop opened the door.

I say ship him of to Iraq and march him ahead of the troops as a chemical weapons 'detector.'
2003-03-25 07:57:28 PM  
Yes, the lint roller was to remove his hairs/her hairs from her bed/his body and clothing. The backup scumbag was to insure that he didn't leave fluids in her.
So he's a smart pervert. All the more reason to make him go away forever.
2003-03-25 09:10:14 PM  
Was the lint roller the backwards tape kind, or the sticky goo kind?

You know, because it makes a difference...?

/out of steam
2003-03-25 09:31:54 PM  
Zenmaster, if I could vote for you, I would. That seems to be the most logical use for a lint roller, in that situation. As for being smart, he can't be all that intelligent. With all the stories of guys being caught in the same situation (i.e., arranging to meet an underage girl and ending up in hand cuffs), you'd think he would have known better. Instead, like they all do, he let his other head to the thinking for him.
2003-03-25 09:46:08 PM  
The scary thing is, for all the guys like this that get caught, imagine how many there are that don't.
2003-03-25 10:52:58 PM  
They should put pedophiles in with the general population to insure that they never again see the light of day. They should, but they don't. *sigh*
2003-03-25 11:44:54 PM  
This is the kind of cretin that deserves to be castrated and THEN sent to general population
2003-03-26 12:22:26 AM  
He isn't going to need any condoms where he'll be going...of course, that is because he will be on the receiving end.
2003-03-26 12:30:43 AM  
Two cliches in a row. Great. This is the dumbest headline ever.
2003-03-26 12:31:27 AM  
Make that three in a row. Way to lower the bar you mongoloids.
2003-03-26 12:33:04 AM  
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This article is Pete Townshend approved.
2003-03-26 12:35:01 AM  
If he turns the condoms inside/out and uses the lent roller he can use them again and again?

I got nothing.
2003-03-26 12:36:04 AM  
Must've seen that CSI a few weeks ago.

"Don't be a predator without your lint roller" ($2.49 at Wallgreens)
2003-03-26 12:37:38 AM  
Lint roller?

He had to remove lint from....I've got nothing.

*shakes head*
2003-03-26 12:38:35 AM  
Lint roller, so what he was doing some C compiling over there.
2003-03-26 12:38:36 AM  
Do they even have Walgreens in Florida?

I went from California to Florida, and let me tell you, they've got everything backwards.

/Too many old people.
2003-03-26 12:38:56 AM  

Lessee, I have a bag with: two condom, a camera, two condoms, a iron, toilet plunger, brillo pad, and a bottle of Drano. Baby, I'm ready for sex !

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2003-03-26 12:39:40 AM  
Maybe it was for his bellybutton.
2003-03-26 12:39:44 AM  
Doesn't anyone find it disturbing that the older girl is giving out a younger girls email to perverts, she should be arrested too.

Damn ignant chowdin!!
2003-03-26 12:40:12 AM  
I don't know about you, but when something in my house is broken I either fix it or throw it away.

Either find a way to fix people like this, or throw them away.
2003-03-26 12:40:16 AM  
Maybe he couldn't find his spatula?
2003-03-26 12:42:06 AM  
Nathan your completely right, I guess we should start throwing away the poor and physically disabled, and don't forget the mentally challenged.

mmmm.. nothing like Facism on Fark.
2003-03-26 12:42:47 AM  
Who the hell wants to get it on with a 14 year old?
They must be awful in bed.

Give me a sexy 35 year old any day. They know what they like and they will tell you.

Just don't get the attraction. Sickos....

I think the lint brush was to scoop all of the dandruff off of his shoulders for the video he was going to make. Hmmmmmmmm....
2003-03-26 12:43:53 AM  
"Give me a sexy 35 year old any day"

2003-03-26 12:44:41 AM  
Isn't that like when Ray Stevens was singing 'It's Me Again Margaret' when he said he was coming over with a squirrel, a can of oil and a weed eater?
2003-03-26 12:44:49 AM  
Whats worse, a 14 year old, or someone who could be the mother of one... shudder.
2003-03-26 12:45:07 AM  
agreed, he had a lint roller, he was a smart perv....scary

"A sheriff's investigator went online with the girl on Friday, and watched as the man sent her an instant message. Budina and the girl arranged to meet for sex that night, reports said."

A bit disturbing...a 14 year old girl typing while a male police officer helps her with the wording to arrange a sex meeting. Couldn't they have set him up without her? creepy.
2003-03-26 12:45:14 AM  
Sirbongalot:(Great log-in BTW) Sure do. Eckerds,Walgreens,and CVS.That's what it's for. I think we have the most concentration of retirees,so there's tons more drugstores. (theory)
2003-03-26 12:46:40 AM  
Homer: Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields, andsomeillegalfireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh, make it two.


Marge: I don't know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
2003-03-26 12:47:12 AM  
Come on JoeCamelToe, get with the program! We all know spatulas are t3h old and busted, ladels are the new hotness!

On topic, I think this guy should be forced to walk thru the streets of the ghetto's of Chicago, naked, holding a sign in front of his jumbly bits that says I hate [insert racial slur here], and another in back that says Get even, aim for pennetration. After this is done we can really start punishing him.

What a wase of DNA this cockmonkey is.
2003-03-26 12:47:35 AM  
Sorry,I meant Scape Sorry,man.
2003-03-26 12:47:51 AM  
Good. Send the asshat to jail.
2003-03-26 12:48:35 AM  
also included in the bag

Tire Jack
Reeses Pieces (6 oz. Bag)
sony dvd player
an RCA audio video selector (four channel)
Taco Bell "cruiser" cup
Moon Pie
2003-03-26 12:49:14 AM  
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2003-03-26 12:50:31 AM  
Well, the good news for this guy is that he still has a date for hot sex.

The bad news is he's the virgin, no condom will be used and no officer will interceed.
2003-03-26 12:50:43 AM  
"Good. Send the asshat to jail."

Knowing the government... they'll end up sending him to an all girls juvenille jail.
2003-03-26 12:50:56 AM  
you know, i think it should be mandated that when cops bust a pedophile, they should always have a camera on hand to capture the expression on the bastard's face. then it should be publicly mandated to sumbit said pictures to fark.
2003-03-26 12:51:11 AM  
"If by lint roller, you mean gun I saw-- that's why I shot him as he came through the door."
2003-03-26 12:51:38 AM  
FYI: Florida Statutory Rape Laws...
Capital felony if actor >=18 commits sexual battery or causes injury while attempting to commit sexual battery against person =21 impregnates a child =24 has intercourse with victim aged 16-17.
2003-03-26 12:52:20 AM  
" Baby, our love is lint roller!"
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