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132 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2003 at 1:11 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-25 07:45:16 PM  
This sounds like it could be straight out of a cartoon... LOL
2003-03-25 08:51:49 PM  
Where's the pic? Someone at least photoshop or stage a fake. Please? :-)
2003-03-25 09:02:43 PM  
2003-03-25 10:35:58 PM  
For Solzhenisin:
2003-03-25 10:36:55 PM  
Fark...take two.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-25 11:38:07 PM  
SolarisMarketing:All I can say is that picture almost made me pull a Dubya (a.k.a. choke on the pretzel I was eating).
2003-03-26 12:10:16 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
A typical German bed.
2003-03-26 01:14:51 AM  
2003-03-26 01:16:24 AM  
Ummmmmmm. Cotwurst?
2003-03-26 01:16:27 AM  
Yet this German guy never has any problems with his oven.
2003-03-26 01:17:47 AM  
Ever try to fark on a sofa bed? farking on a pile of broken beer bottles would be more comfortable.
2003-03-26 01:18:01 AM  
Ich bin der himmel
Ich bin das wasser
Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walze
Ich bin dein geheime Schmutz
Und verlorenes metal Geld
Metal Geld
Unter deine Ritzen
Ich bin deine Ritzen und Schlitze

Ich bin Wolke
Ich bin Bestickt
Ich bin der Autor aller Werken und Damast Paspern
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin Eier aller Arten
Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
Ich bin hier
Und du bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier
Und du bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier
Und du bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier
Und du bist mein Sofa

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
2003-03-26 01:18:38 AM  
I ate a german girl out while we were on the sofa.
2003-03-26 01:19:27 AM  
I have a wonderful acustic guitar rendention of that, Victoly. It's a beautiful, haunting melody.
2003-03-26 01:20:11 AM  
sofa beds are evil. they always have that bar that kills your back.
2003-03-26 01:20:39 AM  
In Soviet Germany, Sofas eat you!
2003-03-26 01:23:10 AM  
heh, same thing happened to me once except I didn't get stuck and I dont own any furniture.
2003-03-26 01:25:31 AM  
I smell a new Fox special: "When Sofas Attack!"
2003-03-26 01:29:08 AM  
I am Sofaking tired of stupid stories.
2003-03-26 01:31:06 AM  
Sounds like one of those schlock movies they always try to sell on late night TV. Ya know like "Furniture Gone Wild" or "When Sofas Attack".

Could you imagine the write up if this had turned into a Darwin Award?
2003-03-26 01:33:55 AM  
Ich bin schwul, Ich bin Judisch und ein Kommunist dazu
Ich bin schwartz und behindert doch genau so mensch wie du
Ich bin hochintelligent und dann so doof wie Sauerkraut
Ich bin schön, Ich bin häßlich, Ich bin fett und gut gebaut
2003-03-26 01:34:06 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-26 01:36:17 AM  
"Chairy" of Pee-wee's Playhouse is rallying her friends together and taking revenge on all the fat-arsed lazy human beings what ever sat on them.
2003-03-26 01:36:44 AM  
The humor here is a bit sofamoric.
2003-03-26 01:39:30 AM  
He had his suspicions that the sofa was unstable, so he crept into it carefully. And, right up until the moment it ate him, the fellow was saying, "Sofa, so gut."
2003-03-26 01:40:02 AM  

I agree and so does my friend Otto, man.
2003-03-26 01:40:55 AM  

I've got that farking song stuck in my head now.

But then again, WIZO is a fairly decent band, so that might not be so bad.........:D
2003-03-26 01:42:21 AM  
Police managed to extract the man and he's now feeling much bedder.
2003-03-26 01:43:23 AM  
If "Dog bites man" is uninteresting, but "Man bites dog" is news, what is "Sofa bites man"?
2003-03-26 01:45:08 AM  
A friend of mine had the "UUAAARRGH!" album, and we used to listen to it a lot. I have "Kraut & Rüben.
2003-03-26 01:47:09 AM  
This goes with:
Harry Dunne: Hi Lloyd!
Lloyd Christmas: Hi Harry!
Harry Dunne: How was your day?
Lloyd Christmas: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.
2003-03-26 01:48:12 AM  
If "Dog bites man" is uninteresting, but "Man bites dog" is news, what is "Sofa bites man"?

It's Fark, dude.
2003-03-26 01:49:34 AM  
Divan is in the lot; what say we put our futon the gas and pillow this joint.
2003-03-26 01:55:10 AM  
eisgekuehlter Bommerlunder
Bommerlunder eisgekuehlt
eisgekuehlter Bommerlunder
Bommerlunder eisgekuehlt
und dazu
ein belegtes brot mit schinken (SCHINKEN)
ein belegtes brot mit ei (OY)
Da sind zwei belegte brote
eins mit schinken eins mit ei
und dazu
eisgekuehlter Bommerlunder
Bommerlunder eisgekuehlt...

Toten Hosen Forever
2003-03-26 01:56:28 AM  
Sounds good. Cushion know, that's just what I was thinking. Just don't be conseated.
2003-03-26 02:02:56 AM  
WOW!!! I thought I was the only one clumsy enough to have that happen to.
2003-03-26 02:03:36 AM  
This guy clearly has no farking Ikea......
2003-03-26 02:07:35 AM  
Well played! All of you. I have a feeling this will turn into another hilarious thread, like the "Lobster Gram" one a few weeks ago.
2003-03-26 02:09:59 AM  
Woot! Thanks Solaris. One German munched by a Davenport.
2003-03-26 02:11:44 AM  
My dad folded me up in a Murphy bed once. It didn't quite work like it does in the James Bond movies. It nearly broke me in half.
2003-03-26 02:12:03 AM  
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2003-03-26 02:13:26 AM  
Isn't there a shoe commercial where a sofa attacks the guy when he tries to go work out?
2003-03-26 02:15:37 AM  
Wow, PsychosisGoneCrazy,
Looks like I've been dethroned.
But I'm bedding you can't keep it up.
We all know you're a LazyBoy..
2003-03-26 02:16:33 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

GIS for "german sofa"

i wouldn't mind getting stuck in a sofa with her
2003-03-26 02:17:58 AM  
Yeah, it's getting Serta hard now, I'm running out of puns to chair with you.
2003-03-26 02:25:10 AM  
So many witticisms couched in doublespeak. Perhaps we should castor vote.
2003-03-26 02:25:39 AM  
It is getting kinda Sealy, isn't it..
2003-03-26 02:26:54 AM  
VAS is DAAAaaaaaaaaas!
2003-03-26 02:27:19 AM  
I shall not couch my language in expressing the pleasure that i recieved reading your witty furniture puns.
2003-03-26 02:29:12 AM  
I'd like to go on, but I'll have to recline. My brain is sore.
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