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2009-11-24 12:31:34 PM  
So they can axe her some questions?
 
2009-11-24 12:32:06 PM  
NC becoming the new FL?
 
2009-11-24 12:32:10 PM  
Scorn not a woman with a large knife.
 
2009-11-24 12:34:21 PM  
I saw her hanging out with Ivorey.
 
2009-11-24 12:34:26 PM  
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2009-11-24 12:34:38 PM  
A black guy named John Holmes?

Wow.
 
2009-11-24 12:36:14 PM  
Did she cut her own hair with it first?
 
2009-11-24 12:40:34 PM  
Eboney James and Kenneth John Holmes? For some reason these names seem to automatically mark them as troublemakers.
 
2009-11-24 12:43:54 PM  
"Oh Porterhouse! Look at the wax build up on those shoes! I want that wax stripped off of there! And I want them buffed, then creamed with a fine chamois, and I want them now, CHOP CHOP!!"

Sorry, that's the first thing that leaped to mind.
 
2009-11-24 12:44:20 PM  
dr.zaeus: A black guy named John Holmes?

I wonder what Long Dong Silver would say.
 
2009-11-24 12:46:34 PM  
i60.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-24 12:48:00 PM  
James, according to Holmes, grabbed a large knife and began swinging it at him - nearly severing his fingers.

If this really was a machete, and it landed a blow and only "nearly severed his fingers", she wasn't swinging it particularly hard.
 
2009-11-24 12:48:58 PM  
FTFA: "...Holmes, grabbed a large knife and began swinging it at him - nearly severing his fingers."

Did she actually make contact or just swing "near" his hand???
 
2009-11-24 12:50:45 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: Did she cut her own hair with it first?

Yeah, that's some felony bad hair.
 
2009-11-24 12:53:43 PM  
gtpooh: The Angry Hand of God: Did she cut her own hair with it first?

Yeah, that's some felony feloney bad hair.


FTFY
 
2009-11-24 12:54:02 PM  
johnburdettefamily.com

I'M EBONEY EBONEY LEAVE ME ALONEY

/a striking resemblance as well
 
2009-11-24 12:55:32 PM  
You're gonna love my nuts.
 
2009-11-24 12:56:17 PM  
grza.net
wanted for questioning

/voting? sure, why not
 
2009-11-24 12:57:07 PM  
www.filmschoolrejects.com

She attacked him???
 
2009-11-24 12:59:07 PM  
Eboney Shea is an alias. That's Rochelle.

//just needs a kill with the cricket bat for the achievement now
 
2009-11-24 01:02:42 PM  
Who are all these people who own machetes? Is it a common gardening tool in the South? Or do I just not know any dangerously crazy people?
 
2009-11-24 01:05:03 PM  
This is Vince for SlapChop...
 
2009-11-24 01:05:29 PM  
Anyone notice that there is a mugshot of the victim? I'm guessing it's the only file photo of the guy.
 
2009-11-24 01:05:37 PM  
Machete? More like mash*tty, amirite?



/nothing
 
2009-11-24 01:06:03 PM  
museamused: Who are all these people who own machetes? Is it a common gardening tool in the South? Or do I just not know any dangerously crazy people?

Yep. Effective against bamboo and other shrubbery.
 
2009-11-24 01:07:44 PM  
Another Government Employee: This is Vince for SlapChop...

You're going to love my nuts!
 
2009-11-24 01:07:55 PM  
Was it a large knife or a machete? Did she intend to inflict serious injury or kill? Did she swing *at* him or actually hit him? Why is they guy's name John Holmes? Why do they have a machete sitting around the house?
 
2009-11-24 01:07:59 PM  
Another Government Employee: Yep. Effective against bamboo and other shrubbery

I thought herring was a better tool for this...
 
2009-11-24 01:09:44 PM  
museamused: Who are all these people who own machetes? Is it a common gardening tool in the South? Or do I just not know any dangerously crazy people?

Kudzu, man. Kudzu.
 
2009-11-24 01:15:51 PM  
I severly like the cut of her jib.

A vote for me is a vote for me.
 
2009-11-24 01:16:27 PM  
Eboney? That's some creative baby naming right there.
 
2009-11-24 01:18:29 PM  
museamused: Is it a common gardening tool in the South?

Otherwise known as the Kudzu Ginsu.
 
2009-11-24 01:18:50 PM  
It's so convenient that the police already have both of their pictures on file!
 
2009-11-24 01:19:34 PM  
img205.imageshack.us

/propaganda?
 
2009-11-24 02:05:51 PM  
Hard to give the pimp hand when your fingers are in the sink
 
2009-11-24 03:33:42 PM  
Not her, but I have seen her kid.
myweb.cableone.net
 
2009-11-24 04:17:11 PM  
You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
 
2009-11-24 04:41:38 PM  
OK, here's the obligatory ref from Chicagoland...

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife six times."
 
2009-11-24 06:15:31 PM  
Did they look for her at ol' Bobbitt's house?
 
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