Barbigazi: If that was the case wouldn't all the women in bed with you now have an STD?
Hagbardr: I've never had 4 women at the same time. My record is 3 at the same time.
brap: I dunno, should I chalk it up to your magnetism, your nonchalant demeanor, your reluctant honesty, or the fact that you have previously shared that you had a menage a trois 9,792 times on Fark?
Hagbardr: I haven't shared it that many times. Besides, me and 3 woman makes it a manage a quatre.
brap: Hagbardr: I haven't shared it that many times. Besides, me and 3 woman makes it a manage a quatre.I could probably manage a pint but you'rr going to have to give me a day or two alone with my back issues of Cat Fancier.
eddyatwork: Considering this is Fark, I don't think anyone here has ever even seen a naked woman.
LeroyBourne: Teen girls aged 15 to 19 accounted for the largest number (409,531) of the 1.5 million reported chlamydia and gonorrhea cases in the United States in 2008, followed by women aged 20 to 24, according to the annual federal report.Read that 3rd to the last paragraph as according to the "anal" fed. report.
vernonFL: Most women and men have some kind of STI. You probably have HPV and don't even know it.
This Looks Fun: Ok, but the one on top of me is a dude dressed as a chick, and the one I'm inside of is a chick that used to be a dude. What's the ratio now?
Thisbymaster: This Looks Fun: Ok, but the one on top of me is a dude dressed as a chick, and the one I'm inside of is a chick that used to be a dude. What's the ratio now?100% STD rate.
Thisbymaster: eddyatwork: Considering this is Fark, I don't think anyone here has ever even seen a naked woman.In real life maybe, I can guarantee that they have seen one on the internet.
lokidecat: Okay if I had four teen girls in my bed right now, you really think I'd be on fark?/only for a second to brag//couple hours seconds later with pictures
DukeBabe: BondithSo we need to find the guy who's chasing after the recently deflowered and sprinkling them with chlamidia juice.Is it wrong that I saw this as Clamato?
docmattic: stvdallas: prowressProw'-ress (noun): the state of a Japanese farm that does not own any plows.
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