Donkey!

Yeah, I had the same problem when I was looking to adopt a dog. Nobody would even look at me because I lived in apartment, even though there was an off leash dog park 2 minutes away (which I take him to everyday). So I ended up going to a breeder for my pup.

Happy and healthy Andy...

green-light ass trifecta in play?

You came for this, and you're leaving satisfied.

She failed to cram for her donkey test. The exam must have hurt like hell.

Does not approve.

OnmyojiOmn: You came for this, and you're leaving satisfied.

I'm guessing this is supposed to be a picture of a 5-assed monkey.

Suomi: OnmyojiOmn: You came for this, and you're leaving satisfied.

I'm guessing this is supposed to be a picture of a 5-assed monkey.

FFFFFFUUUU-

And now for something completely different, a woman with two asses.

Looks like she already has two....

Was the asinine tag too busy farting around, subby?

This sounds pretty half-assed.

Yes, frail little old lady, handling a wild cat is EXACTLY the same as handling a wild donkey.

That's OK, my wife's is big enough to cover for her.

"Says who?"

If you let women flaunt their asses, the next thing you know Heather Has Two Donkeys will show up at the school library.

gives me mah donkehs!

Andralynn: Yeah, I had the same problem when I was looking to adopt a dog. Nobody would even look at me because I lived in apartment

Humane Societies and the like are usually pricks to anyone who doesn't have 40 acres and at least two Nobel Prizes in dog care. I understand why they'd be protective of their animals because of the situations they come from but I still won't have a thing to do with those arseholes.

This is suspicious. Why does she want these asses so badly?

I'm guessing it's like if Endora turned Larry and Darren into asses, and now some wacky hijinks are to be had by Samantha and Dr. Bombay as they try to rectify the situation.

Hector Remarkable: This is suspicious. Why does she want these asses so badly?

You have no idea.

I would have read the article, but that image of her and a guy leaning on a barbed wire fence distracted me. WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT?!

Hector Remarkable: This is suspicious. Why does she want these asses so badly?



To perform an unnatural act!

//I'll bet she wants the Indian, too...
/Thank you, Masked Man...

Am I the only one disappointed that the article wasn't about Tijuana?

This article is brilliant.

I think everyone who skipped it should take a second to read it over.

FTFA: "They said they did not feel I could handle wild donkeys, and most of the animals they have are not very gentle at first. But I have had wild cats before and they become like babies after a while."

She just failed the donkey-keeping exam, d'ass all.

Can she have 2 beavers?

Keystone Copout: Am I the only one disappointed that the article wasn't about Tijuana?

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman farkin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

clevershark: She just failed the donkey-keeping exam, d'ass all.

Could you speak up? You're a bit hoarse.

You should try adopting a human baby...unless you're a celeb it's nearly impossible.

OTOH if you're trailer trash living on welfare, go ahead and have as many as you want. No problem.

Are sad.

/hot, like April Fools

mojo wire: She failed to cram for her donkey test. The exam must have hurt like hell.



Nope!

"I took the course but there was an exam at the end of it that nobody had told me about. I sat it but I would have read up the literature beforehand had I known."

She was expecting to just get handwaved because she's lazy, entitled and rich and she didn't pay any attention in class. This is probably the first time anyone has said no to her in a while. Definitely makes it newsworthy.

DaddyRat: Hector Remarkable: This is suspicious. Why does she want these asses so badly?



To perform an unnatural act!

//I'll bet she wants the Indian, too...
/Thank you, Masked Man...

Win

/she heard a lot about it and read exposes, she just wanted to try it once to show her editors

Based on the headline from subby, I assumed this article was about polygamy. Very disappointed......

Somebody says, "You want some crack?" I say, "I was born with one, pal! I really don't need another one. Thank you very much! If I want the second crack, I'll give you a call, but for right now I'm sticking with the solo crackola, thank you!"



I read two asses in the headline and this is all I can think of :P

Yeah you can- NSFW (new window)

Fano: DaddyRat: Hector Remarkable: This is suspicious. Why does she want these asses so badly?



To perform an unnatural act!

//I'll bet she wants the Indian, too...
/Thank you, Masked Man...

Win

/she heard a lot about it and read exposes, she just wanted to try it once to show her editors

Godammit, I like that...

At least subby didn't write "A woman discovers that she is not allowed to have two asses."

/Good subby.

Woman can't get her hands on some asses.

More at 11.

Frontbum?

Really thought the article would be about polygamy...
just sayin'

Silentvoice: I would have read the article, but that image of her and a guy leaning on a barbed wire fence distracted me. WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT?!

City-slicker. The barbs aren't that close together on barbed-wire.

Methinks Ms Finn ought to go to Ireland to find Mr finn.
You know him as Mickey.