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(KCTV TV)   Man with gas can found. Wichitans panic.   ( divider line
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2184 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2001 at 12:23 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-19 12:29:58 PM  
Nothing like a little knee jerk fear running through america. Evacuations will be come a thing of the future.
2001-09-19 12:32:22 PM  
I used to live in Wichita, they freak out every time someone farks in their general direction.
2001-09-19 12:48:44 PM  
news headline:
Backwoods, WY
Bomb sniffing dog sniffs cow's butt and give positive indication. Cow has been detained for questioning and cavity search.
2001-09-19 02:08:11 PM  
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!
2001-09-19 02:25:13 PM  
OMG, I've got gas i MY car! A terrorist might steal MY car and use it as a bomb somewhere... OMG! What shall we do?
2001-09-19 03:08:15 PM  
Hmm, I havent heard of this happening. I do know that last week our fine Wichita Bomb Squad blew up a plastic store-all tub that just had water in it, because it was left at a gas station.
2001-09-20 12:25:56 AM  
I have only been moved away from wichita for 9 months after 22 years. It is good to hear news from back home.. just like I never left.

Never seen a homeless guy with a car in wichita. They usually have old bicycles. You can throw coins at them while your driving in downtown and they will try to pick them up without getting of the bike. Homeless men falling off bikes is funny.
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