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(Some Guy)   Caption President Obama and his staff overlooking a computer   ( ) divider line
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2009-11-24 12:30:23 AM  
Successful Troll is successful.
2009-11-24 12:34:11 AM  
"My headline for this post was so much better than subby's".
2009-11-24 12:35:15 AM  
So that's what Rule 34 means.
2009-11-24 12:35:55 AM
So THAT'S what the ping-pong trick looks like!
2009-11-24 12:35:59 AM  
Right in the statisticals!
2009-11-24 12:36:06 AM  
Once you go gootse, you never go back.
2009-11-24 12:36:22 AM  
So that's where the penis goes!
2009-11-24 12:36:22 AM  
"...and that sir, is the actress known as Cytheria."

/search at own risk
2009-11-24 12:37:03 AM  
"Hey, what are those chicks going to do with that cup.....OH GOD, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!!"
2009-11-24 12:38:02 AM  
Here is Natalie and Hillary. This is why you keep the AC on full!
2009-11-24 12:38:23 AM  
Yes! Nailin' Palin is finally out!
2009-11-24 12:38:36 AM  
"Bullshiat, that's chocolate ice cream."
2009-11-24 12:39:15 AM  
"This is shopped. I can tell..."
2009-11-24 12:39:22 AM  
"Old news is so exciting!"
2009-11-24 12:39:30 AM  
"Hey guys check out this gorgor link..."

/smiles end
2009-11-24 12:39:41 AM  
President Obama and his staff get an exclusive look at all eight Carrie Prejean videos.
2009-11-24 12:39:45 AM  

"Find out who this 'Phil Herup' guy is and sick the IRS on him."

2009-11-24 12:40:23 AM  
"President remember that girl at the G8 convention? Well this is the shot from the ground"
2009-11-24 12:41:25 AM  
"Don't try to make it too clever, Mr. President. Remember, this is FARK."

/now with voting goodness
2009-11-24 12:41:51 AM  
"Mr. President, check out this video we found. It's got these two chicks eating ice cream or something!"
2009-11-24 12:41:57 AM  
"Yes, Mr. President, this is the front page of the National Porn Archives."
2009-11-24 12:42:26 AM  
"Hey, check out this video..."
"Leeroooooooooy Jenkiiiiins!!!"
2009-11-24 12:42:37 AM  
"See, now we can host a Modern Warfare 2 server here on Air Force One."
2009-11-24 12:42:39 AM  
Deleted scene from American Pie.
2009-11-24 12:43:18 AM  
"Yeah, and then after that 1990 thing, we made up the name Alfred Peachous."
2009-11-24 12:43:25 AM  
. . . and on this site, they've replaced your head with that fish guy from Return of the Jedi . . . it's brilliant!

/ and here are cats who apparently like cheeseburgers
/ but don't spell very well.
2009-11-24 12:44:21 AM  
*pffft* You only went to 140 MHz? And what the fark!? Only a 15.5 multiplier factor? What the fark kind of pussy are you? You know the Athlon can go 150 and 17.5! Weak sauce, man. Weak. Farking. Sauce.

/misread the headline and just decided to go with it
//A vote for me is a vote for illiteracy!
2009-11-24 12:44:47 AM  

"Let's lower grandma's healthcare coverage."
2009-11-24 12:45:42 AM  
"Moments later, Obama was to learn of the 'pickle incident'."
2009-11-24 12:45:42 AM  
So that is what lemon party is...
2009-11-24 12:46:55 AM  
Damn, you've been eaten by a grue..
2009-11-24 12:47:03 AM  
"Now we don't have to see the rest of Jennifer's Body."
2009-11-24 12:47:24 AM  
Republicans were shocked SHOCKED today at the sight of the President bowing to a computer.

In other news, the Dow climbed more than 130 pts today today primarily on the strength of duct tape and plastic sheeting futures.


Film at 11.
2009-11-24 12:48:37 AM  
"Would you like to play a game y/n?"
2009-11-24 12:48:56 AM  
So that is how I shopped my birth certificate...
2009-11-24 12:49:26 AM  
" letter is missing: 'Y'."
2009-11-24 12:50:20 AM  
"I've got J-Lo, Miley Cyrus, Amy Winehouse, Liberace, Fergie, Pam Anderson, General Custer, you name it. Sarah Palin's head fits on everything."
2009-11-24 12:50:32 AM  
"Ha! It looks as if that cat is asking for a cheeseburger!"
2009-11-24 12:51:09 AM  
"As you see here, we've added the five year waiting list for a flu shot that you wanted in the plan. Suckers"
2009-11-24 12:52:40 AM  

"Look here is one of you as Mao... and one of you as Hitler..."

2009-11-24 12:54:34 AM  
"What will it do?"

"Anything I tell it."

"What will it do for me?"

"For you, it will do anything you tell me to tell it to do for you."

/can't be obscure
2009-11-24 12:55:33 AM  
They are watching the hits to a secret video of Doubya and Connie Rice in the Oval Office very late one night.
2009-11-24 12:56:22 AM  
Mr. President! This website is captioning your picture.. should we post a reply?

Why not, Don? Just post our conversation. The American people deserve the truth. Don't forget to enable voting.
2009-11-24 12:56:46 AM  
Alright the fix is in. Michael, work on your Nigerian accent. Barack, write me up a script. If this works health care will be funded until 2021.
2009-11-24 12:57:13 AM  
"Geez, someone fetch the weed whacker?"
2009-11-24 12:57:14 AM  
"I see the two girls, but where is the cup?"
2009-11-24 12:58:27 AM  
"Oh, we see what you did there"
2009-11-24 12:58:27 AM  
"Hey, Barack! Check out what me & the staff did to one of McCain's houses."
2009-11-24 12:59:10 AM  
That's awesome, I love plug-ins for Photoshop! Now make it look really unrealistic and have Pelosi smiling.
2009-11-24 12:59:17 AM  
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
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