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(Ben Maller)   Fashion designer Calvin Klein kicked out of Knicks game after confronting Latrell Sprewell on the court   (benmaller.com) divider line 44
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2003-03-25 08:41:30 AM
Security merely "escorted him back to his seat?" WTF? If regular guys even stand up on the court, I think they get beaten with rubber hoses behind the Garden.

/tired of celebrities and their "privleges."
 
2003-03-25 08:58:20 AM
What the hell did Klein say to him?

"Stop doing your hair in corn rows, you look like a damn thug..."
 
2003-03-25 09:16:36 AM
Not that most others aren't, but this is really a strange story.
 
2003-03-25 11:22:15 AM
He's designing a new line with a choker collar and wanted some expert advice.
 
2003-03-25 11:29:33 AM
"How's about me, you and Marv Albert, for some hot man on man on man cross dressing/role playing/back biting?"
 
2003-03-25 11:56:25 AM
womp womp womp womp

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2003-03-25 11:57:00 AM
Is this F'ing broken site day or what?
 
2003-03-25 11:57:48 AM
jeeebus

get a better server
 
2003-03-25 11:57:54 AM
He said "your uniform makes your ass look fat"
 
2003-03-25 11:58:29 AM
Man, now I'm dying to find out what CK told Spree.
 
2003-03-25 11:59:04 AM
I wonder if Klein was hitting on him. ;)
 
2003-03-25 11:59:15 AM
He said "hey, the game's going well so far, so JUST DON'T CHOKE"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH blech
 
2003-03-25 11:59:45 AM
They were fighting about that time on Oprah when Calvin
said he hated the fact that black people wore his clothes.

(incidentally, same show where Lauryn Hill said she woudn't
have made her Grammy winning album if she'd have known it
would be so popular among the crackers...)
 
2003-03-25 12:00:25 PM
Klein wanted the digits so he could shizzle dat nizzle yo
 
2003-03-25 12:00:45 PM
I think where the headline said 'confronting', the author meant to use 'soliciting'.
 
2003-03-25 12:00:59 PM
Yes, this truly is a strange story. Calvin Klein? Latrell Sprewell?

Good one, Lukelightning.
 
2003-03-25 12:01:31 PM
What the fark did he do, threaten to hit him with his purse?
 
2003-03-25 12:02:00 PM
That wacky Klein, and his "get my name in the paper" stunts... if he's not shooting underaged models, or taking homo-erotic photos of prepubscents for catalogs... i tell ya!
 
2003-03-25 12:02:47 PM
How long before the caption/photoshop thread?
 
2003-03-25 12:08:03 PM
Boobies
Also the same show where the Chairman of Proctor & Gamble said that the moon and stars logo on P&G products was a satanistic symbol and that he is a satanist and a percentage of all P&G products sold goes to supports satanistic churches.
 
2003-03-25 12:13:47 PM
He wanted to hold a ball for him
 
2003-03-25 12:18:12 PM
farked
 
2003-03-25 12:20:59 PM
Boobies
Also the same show where the Chairman of Proctor & Gamble said that the moon and stars logo on P&G products was a satanistic symbol and that he is a satanist and a percentage of all P&G products sold goes to supports satanistic churches.

Now, that's funny. You can't even say Boobies's name without setting off the Fark filters.
 
2003-03-25 12:31:04 PM
heh. And then Maya Angelou came out and read her poem
about how Timberland is owned by the KKK.
 
2003-03-25 12:34:41 PM
Hmmm... I wonder if maybe Sprewell banged one or more of Calvin's models and screwed them over... wouldn't be unusual.
 
2003-03-25 12:38:55 PM
Good story..
would a regular fan have been charged with assault?


and you can get away if you call him FP instead :)
 
2003-03-25 12:41:20 PM
I think you're on the right track Shemp, but I'm not so sure it was about a model.
 
2003-03-25 12:43:04 PM
BamaTide: I mentioned that I heard of the connection between P & G and satan to a friend of mine that works for a P & G Company. She told me this wasn't true and then proceeded to go bullshiat on me... It was pretty serious on her end - almost "ruin the friendship" serious.
 
2003-03-25 12:45:10 PM
FP, I thougt that was Tommy Hilfigger who said that... or are both of them raging racists?
 
2003-03-25 12:48:23 PM
Sprewell wouldn't divulge what the designer said to him: "He was, uh, he ... I don't want to get into it, man," he said with a laugh. "I'm keeping it to myself."

Yeah... maybe Sprewell was misquoted... he probably really said:
"He was, uh, he ... I don't want to get into him any more, man," he said with a laugh. "I'm keeping it to myself."
 
2003-03-25 12:52:13 PM
CK: Spree is a ger
Spreee: fark off, Jew boy
 
2003-03-25 12:52:45 PM
haha. or maybe Liz Claiborne ;)

And yes, FP is fine.
 
2003-03-25 12:53:11 PM
urban legends, duh.
 
2003-03-25 12:55:15 PM
lol @ Shemp....
 
2003-03-25 12:58:51 PM
Calvin Klein is like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Jesus. He's just a figment of your imagination your parents told you about when you were a kid to scare you. Those jeans are actually produced in a workshop by Filipino children, not elves. I'm sorry you had to be told, but you'd have found out sooner or later.
 
2003-03-25 01:17:53 PM
"Also the same show where the Chairman of Proctor & Gamble said that the moon and stars logo on P&G products was a satanistic symbol and that he is a satanist and a percentage of all P&G products sold goes to supports satanistic churches."

That run-on sentence reminds me of a Simpsons episode for some reason...
"I heard your daddy went into a restaurant then ate everything in the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant."

JR
 
2003-03-25 01:41:06 PM
Why do Farkers continue to link to this Ben Maller phony? 99% of his site is ripped off from others, most of whom he does not credit. And then he has the gall to ask for PayPal donations?
 
2003-03-25 02:17:25 PM
JerkStore: "Escorted" is a euphemism, just as the fact that they later "helped" him out of his seat. Newspapers say "escorted" and "helped" when they mean "dragged."
 
2003-03-25 02:51:14 PM
Ol' Cal got that disheveled Nick Nolte look about him...
 
2003-03-25 03:31:16 PM
Given the headline, why is this missing the tag?
 
2003-03-25 03:35:08 PM
He's lucky Spree didn't do the PJ carlissemo and choke the living shiat out of him.

I guess PJ really is a big ___f.a..g, a friend of mine who used to live in Portland when he coached there said he was always really touchy feely n stuff, thats a pretty good reason for Spree to have done that, hope he does it again!
 
2003-03-25 05:39:39 PM
Sprewell : He's just a jealous LUVAAAAAHHH
 
2003-03-25 06:28:46 PM
http://www.snopes.com/business/graphics/procter.jpg

OMG is that a Chick Tract???
 
2003-03-25 07:31:38 PM
Perhaps he just wanted to know if Anne Heche would be joining them later for drinks at the Ye Olde Crazy Tavern.
 
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