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(Some Guy)   Like some Farkers' dream girls, this suspect had nice melons and 800 pounds of pot. Unfortunately, that's where the similarities end   (ocala.com) divider line 43
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2009-11-21 03:29:49 PM  
I'm surprised it wasn't watermelon.
 
2009-11-21 03:31:41 PM  
That is the last time I bother to RTFA.
 
2009-11-21 03:32:29 PM  
Tell me more, lett me more , was it love at first sight...?
 
2009-11-21 03:33:50 PM  
She's 800 pounds and has nice melons? What??
 
2009-11-21 03:37:46 PM  
That's a very detailed article. I'm impressed.

If only more articles were this thorough (and facts verified, not 'rumored.')
 
2009-11-21 03:39:37 PM  
...shocked... SHOCKED
 
2009-11-21 03:44:16 PM  
Other packages containing the same substance, which when smoked, tested positive as marijuana


/dude
 
2009-11-21 03:44:29 PM  
Oh no NOT THE DEVIL WEED!!!
 
2009-11-21 03:45:46 PM  
powhound: I'm surprised it wasn't watermelon.

www.ep.tc
 
2009-11-21 03:46:31 PM  
After receiving permission to search, authorities went inside the trailer.

FAIL.

Knowing your rights could have saved your ass, buddy.
 
2009-11-21 03:46:33 PM  
GANJA PORN!!!!

i776.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-21 03:47:12 PM  
Okay, say the guy didn't know it was back there.

That isn't that far fetched, I doubt he loads the truck himself.

Is he still held liable for trafficking drugs? My first thought would be yes because this country is crazy about drug laws.
 
2009-11-21 03:47:15 PM  
FTA:Other packages containing the same substance, which tested positive as marijuana, also were found.

How did they test it??
 
2009-11-21 03:50:03 PM  
Bunnyhat: Okay, say the guy didn't know it was back there.

That isn't that far fetched, I doubt he loads the truck himself.

Is he still held liable for trafficking drugs? My first thought would be yes because this country is crazy about drug laws.


duh. the pot is his fault and so is the shrapnel that hit the FDOT guy's face.

/he should be cited for driving a gas guzzler, too
 
2009-11-21 03:51:55 PM  
maxwellstoopid: FTA:Other packages containing the same substance, which tested positive as marijuana, also were found.

How did they test it??


They ran DNA tests in the local FBI lab.

/On your expenses.
//I guess.
 
2009-11-21 03:58:41 PM  
Bunnyhat: Okay, say the guy didn't know it was back there.

That isn't that far fetched, I doubt he loads the truck himself.

Is he still held liable for trafficking drugs? My first thought would be yes because this country is crazy about drug laws.


No, crazy about drug laws would be to shoot his ass on the spot. This country is borderline against drugs. Kind of like, drugs are bad when in public, but we sure do like them when nobody is around. Now China is crazy about drug laws.
 
2009-11-21 04:01:26 PM  
CrispFlows: That's a very detailed article. I'm impressed.

If only more articles were this thorough (and facts verified, not 'rumored.')


Not all journalists are slacking off. There are still a minority of good ones left.
 
2009-11-21 04:01:31 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

amateur
 
2009-11-21 04:04:27 PM  
The Rest of Hitler's Mustache: After receiving permission to search, authorities went inside the trailer.

FAIL.

Knowing your rights could have saved your ass, buddy.


Disagree. The cops could have detained him while they went for a warrant based upon reasonable suspicion, and then he would have gotten just as busted.

/IANAL
//Except on Fark
 
2009-11-21 04:25:48 PM  
I dunno, he should've suspected something wasn't right from the first weigh station on the ttrek east. that would take ALOT of cantaloupes to get 800 lbs. If it was watermelons it'd be more harder to hide.

/Wouldn't that get you Melon flavored pot?
 
2009-11-21 04:29:53 PM  
lol wut? a warrant on reasonable suspicion? no.

what would have happened was an "open air sniff" with the k9.
 
2009-11-21 04:34:22 PM  
Powhound- that was uncalled for!

THANK YOU!! I LOL'D!!!
 
2009-11-21 04:38:29 PM  
FleaRHCP: amateur

Targzissians are obviously reptilian.
 
2009-11-21 04:55:54 PM  
so the guy got arrested, but his own employers, the trucking company paying him to drive the truck, could not be reached for comment? don't you think the police would have contacted them to let them know that their driver is in jail and their truck has been impounded?

the sad thing is that some grocery store in miami is wondering where the hell their shipment of melons is.
 
2009-11-21 04:55:59 PM  
farking immigrants
 
2009-11-21 05:52:43 PM  
LosinMySenses: I dunno, he should've suspected something wasn't right from the first weigh station on the ttrek east. that would take ALOT of cantaloupes to get 800 lbs. If it was watermelons it'd be more harder to hide.

/Wouldn't that get you Melon flavored pot?


If it was like he said and he knew nothing about it, there's a chance the manifest would show the weight with the pot added in. Also, lots of those weigh stations are now just weigh-in-motion, and I'm fairly sure the driver doesn't actually see anything about the load weight, just if he is allowed to proceed or not.
 
2009-11-21 06:32:21 PM  
More Weed Porn

www.alpinecom.net

www.alpinecom.net

Check file names for relevance...
 
2009-11-21 06:38:23 PM  
It would be easy to hide 800lbs of anything in a 53' refrigerated trailer. If it's a tri-axle, the capacity is somewhere in the region of 50,000lbs, and that's just the freight, not counting the weight of the can, the reefer unit, and the fuel to run it.

/reefer
//think about all that weight the next time you cut in front of a truck and slam on your brakes.
 
2009-11-21 07:23:21 PM  
maxwellstoopid: FTA:Other packages containing the same substance, which tested positive as marijuana, also were found.

How did they test it??


socratesvotes.com

With a Testinator?
 
2009-11-21 07:52:05 PM  
Sublime_Influence: GANJA PORN!!!!

Day-um. That's beautiful.
/Haven't smoked it in 8 years, but I still love to look at the majestic bud.
 
2009-11-21 08:07:43 PM  
Lessee...

He had a truckload of cantaloupes, was driving from Arizona to Miami, he's lives in Orlando but he's originally from Jamaica, and says a) he didn't know about the pot but b) nobody else but him has access to the trailer.

I just have my doubts about this guy.
 
2009-11-21 08:44:48 PM  
 
2009-11-21 08:48:51 PM  
What melllons and marijuana might look like...

Link (new window)
 
2009-11-21 08:54:41 PM  
 
2009-11-21 09:23:53 PM  
Damn white people with their Cantaloupes
 
2009-11-21 09:37:26 PM  
i like this thread
 
2009-11-21 09:44:30 PM  
this has been a fun read. More pictures of marijuana boobies, please.
 
2009-11-21 10:11:15 PM  
omgwtfbbq69: marijuana boobies

www.ninjadude.com
 
2009-11-21 10:24:23 PM  
hugheric: Damn white people with their Cantaloupes

Do Hispanics prefer Cantalopez?
 
2009-11-21 11:54:37 PM  
static.reelmovienews.com

Not amused.
 
2009-11-21 11:58:31 PM  
Sheela: Not amused.

Meow.
 
2009-11-22 04:24:15 AM  
www.movieposter.com

/Very amused
 
2009-11-22 03:47:09 PM  
Cantaldope?
 
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