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(ABC)   Semi-nude Victoria's Secret fashion models reveal untold talents and you've already clicked the link, haven't you? Have I told you about my mother lately? No, she's doing fine, just making cheesecake and some muffins this morning   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 199
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2009-11-21 10:02:39 AM  
Fair warning: there's an ad in that link set to autoplay.
 
2009-11-21 10:03:07 AM  
DOVE PURE CHOCOL-
 
2009-11-21 10:05:21 AM  
ftfa: Izabel Goulart, model On pick-up lines: "The best pickup line is just a man doesn't talk. He just looks at you like, 'Hey, you're here, I'm here, can you feel me?'

Izabel, meet your soulmate.
static.funnyjunk.com
 
2009-11-21 10:06:02 AM  
FTA "once you go white, your credit goes right"

wtf - what kinda pickup line is that?!

/2nd page of article
 
2009-11-21 10:06:37 AM  
"Once you go white, your credit's all right."

I'm gonna be laughing at that one for a week.
 
2009-11-21 10:07:16 AM  
a.abcnews.com

i like a girl with good curves and i nice belly.

a.abcnews.com

that scares me. does it feel like concrete?
 
2009-11-21 10:10:00 AM  
+1 subby.

Your headline was more entertaining than the article.
 
2009-11-21 10:12:31 AM  
RTFA...they shouldn't talk
 
2009-11-21 10:15:22 AM  
I'm working on my telepathic abilities and eating skills.
 
2009-11-21 10:18:13 AM  
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Fair warning: there's an ad in that link set to autoplay.

Is it just me or has that practice exploded over the past few months? I don't recall being surprised by loud autoplay advertisements much in the past, seems to happen a lot lately.
 
2009-11-21 10:18:33 AM  
That was a good headline. I'd +1 if I could.

The article--not so much.
 
2009-11-21 10:18:45 AM  
Reading the disappointing article was worth subby's headline. Great job, subby.
 
2009-11-21 10:19:10 AM  
jaytkay: Is it just me or has that practice exploded over the past few months? I don't recall being surprised by loud autoplay advertisements much in the past, seems to happen a lot lately.

flashblock extension
 
2009-11-21 10:20:59 AM  
Mmmm...subbysmom muffins.
 
2009-11-21 10:21:26 AM  
Victoria's real secret is that fat chicks can't wear their stuff.
 
2009-11-21 10:22:44 AM  
moops: i like a girl with good curves and i nice belly.

that scares me. does it feel like concrete?


This.

I mean, I sure as hell wouldn't kick her out of bed but that stomach weirds me out.
 
2009-11-21 10:24:56 AM  
moops: jaytkay: Is it just me or has that practice exploded over the past few months? I don't recall being surprised by loud autoplay advertisements much in the past, seems to happen a lot lately.

flashblock extension


That, or AdBlock seems to help for me.
Since we are OT and the article/vid from the link disappointed, I have to gripe about the annoying banner ads that expand when you mouse-over. Those are driving me nuts. CNN has been doing it and my hometown newspaper is doing it now too. You are reading a headline and then suddenly the entire page shifts down out of frame and you are staring at some car you would never buy anyway.
 
2009-11-21 10:29:20 AM  
Link (new window)

Possibly nsfw, and you're welcome.
 
2009-11-21 10:32:30 AM  
Carotid: FTA "once you go white, your credit goes right"

wtf - what kinda pickup line is that?!


I don't know, but I'm laughing anyway.
 
2009-11-21 10:34:55 AM  
I know my taste is unusual, but I can't be alone in thinking that the Victoria's Secret models are unattractive, bony, biatchy-looking, animated department store manikins, can I?

When the ads come on television, all I see are plastic-looking chicks with bolt-on breasts and cheekbones that look sharp enough to cut cheese.

Another thing I find unattractive is the combination of big teeth, wide mouths, and small lips, like this:
a.abcnews.com

Seriously... Do people find that attractive? Because I don't. `Never have. There's no curve to her lips, no fullness, no shape. Just lots of big, fake-looking, artificially-whitened teeth. This almost always comes with tiny, squinty, makeup-caked eyes and pointy noses.

I guess I just prefer women to look real, and soft-ish, and not like they're fashioned out of plasticine. I've been down the path with tall & skinny, and it just doesn't work for me. They don't look much better naked than they do when dressed; In fact, they don't look very different naked than they do when dressed. Everything is fake-looking, defies gravity, and has a shiny, plastic look, with bones poking out at uncomfortable angles.

That's not saying I like them fat (although I've been there, done that, too). I just don't like them looking like this:

cache.boston.com


i.dailymail.co.uk
Oh boy. I bet she's fun to cuddle with.

/And it doesn't help that Victoria's Secret fashions are UGLY.
//Unless you want to look like a tranny whore.
 
2009-11-21 10:35:00 AM  
Too much semi. Not enough nude.
 
2009-11-21 10:37:51 AM  
Great Headline!!!111
 
2009-11-21 10:38:25 AM  
Wow, what a thinly-veiled excuse to show half-naked women.
 
2009-11-21 10:39:06 AM  
FTA: "There are the things you expect to come out of the mouth of a Victoria's Secret model..."

And then there's my cawk.
 
2009-11-21 10:40:30 AM  
ZeroCorpse: You sound ghey.
 
2009-11-21 10:41:08 AM  
ZeroCorpse: ...WHOLE BUNCHA shiat...

/And it doesn't help that Victoria's Secret fashions are UGLY.
//Unless you want to look like a tranny whore.


Victoria's real secret has always been that she's a MAN, baby!
 
2009-11-21 10:41:23 AM  
ZeroCorpse: Lotta words

For what it's worth, you're not alone.
 
2009-11-21 10:41:44 AM  
modelled.com

A plus sized model can eat your Victoria's Secret model.

/not a bad thing
 
2009-11-21 10:42:09 AM  
Ninja Wicked: moops: i like a girl with good curves and i nice belly.

that scares me. does it feel like concrete?

This.

I mean, I sure as hell wouldn't kick her out of bed but that stomach weirds me out.


When the lights go out, it's all the same.
 
2009-11-21 10:46:07 AM  
dougfm: Victoria's real secret is that fat chicks can't wear their stuff.

Not really a secret. Mostly, its denial on the part of the fat chicks.
 
2009-11-21 10:51:10 AM  
Great headline.
/made me larf
 
2009-11-21 10:52:43 AM  
Venus does it better.

i10.photobucket.com

/Troll out -
 
2009-11-21 10:53:07 AM  
All those chicks need to eat a sandwich.
 
2009-11-21 10:54:06 AM  
And we have a late entry to the headline of the year contest!
 
2009-11-21 10:54:21 AM  
ZeroCorpse [recently expired TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-21 10:34:55 AM
I know my taste is unusual, but I can't be alone in thinking that the Victoria's Secret models are unattractive, bony, biatchy-looking, animated department store manikins, can I?

When the ads come on television, all I see are plastic-looking chicks with bolt-on breasts and cheekbones that look sharp enough to cut cheese.

Another thing I find unattractive is the combination of big teeth, wide mouths, and small lips, like this:
a.abcnews.com

Seriously... Do people find that attractive? Because I don't. `Never have. There's no curve to her lips, no fullness, no shape. Just lots of big, fake-looking, artificially-whitened teeth. This almost always comes with tiny, squinty, makeup-caked eyes and pointy noses.

I guess I just prefer women to look real, and soft-ish, and not like they're fashioned out of plasticine. I've been down the path with tall & skinny, and it just doesn't work for me. They don't look much better naked than they do when dressed; In fact, they don't look very different naked than they do when dressed. Everything is fake-looking, defies gravity, and has a shiny, plastic look, with bones poking out at uncomfortable angles.

That's not saying I like them fat (although I've been there, done that, too). I just don't like them looking like this:



Dude, Zero. Picture 2. You're serious? The first one? Not so much. Number 3, uncontested gross-out.

I don't mean to psychoanalyze, but do you think the lack of attraction comes from the perception that they may be far too high maintenance or... that's the only thing I can come up with that might be off-putting.

I'm not busting your chops, but what is it about picture 2 that isn't to like?

I'll take my answers off the air, thanks.
 
2009-11-21 10:56:32 AM  
CygnusDarius:
When the lights go out, it's all the same.


Not really; if it feels like you're snuggling with a sack full of elbows it's uncomfortable, lights or no lights.
 
2009-11-21 11:00:12 AM  
a.abcnews.com

i feel fat.

/she's hot.
 
2009-11-21 11:00:50 AM  
jaytkay: Is it just me or has that practice exploded over the past few months? I don't recall being surprised by loud autoplay advertisements much in the past, seems to happen a lot lately.
============================================

A few years ago they were all over the place, people got pissed, they went away. Now they're back again :(

A lot of them I can't figure out how to mute them.

/I usually browse the internet in links2 which can't render flash and most ads and firefox has adblock. WOOHOO!
//I only notice them when I'm on a windows machine and have to use IE. Then I realize within 10 minutes why I have adblock installed :)
 
2009-11-21 11:05:42 AM  
Did someone mention cheesecake?

1/3 cup butter, melted
1 1/2 cup cinnamon graham cracker crumbs
3 1/4 packages (8 oz. packages) cream cheese, softened
1 can 14 oz. sweetened condensed milk
2 tsp. vanilla extract
2 eggs

1. Preheat oven to 300F. Combine graham cracker crumbs and butter; press evenly on bottom of 9-inch pie pan.

2. In large mixing bowl, beat cream cheese until fluffy. Gradually add sweetened condensed milk, beating until smooth.

3. Add vanilla and eggs, mix well. Pour into prepared pie pan.

4. Bake for 1 hour, turn off oven but leave cheesecake in oven with door propped slightly open for an additional hour.

5. Refrigerate at least 6 hours until firm.
 
2009-11-21 11:08:09 AM  
There are some early Victoria's Secret Catwalk Videos posted here (new window). They are very very Sexy!
 
2009-11-21 11:10:12 AM  
I'm looking for some very, very, very sexy videos of early Victoria's Secret Catwalk Videos. Can anyone help?
 
2009-11-21 11:10:23 AM  
I have to agree with ZeroCorpse here... I prefer a woman with curves, and the super skinny models just... gahh, they're a turn off. I don't like extraordinarily fat, either, though. When I met my wife, she was a size 10... she got heavy after we had our second kid, but went down from like a size 20... to now a 14.. and I think that she's pretty close to perfect at this point.

/I don't want a woman I'm going to break
//So no, ZeroCorps, you aren't alone
 
2009-11-21 11:11:17 AM  
When did Fark turn into Saturday Night Live?

See, the *first* time you hear a joke, it might be funny. 'Oh you've already stopped reading haven't you?' Oh! Hohohoho!

The 50th time you hear the joke? Not so funny.
 
2009-11-21 11:13:28 AM  
KellyLockhart: Did someone mention cheesecake?

1/3 cup butter, melted
1 1/2 cup cinnamon graham cracker crumbs
3 1/4 packages (8 oz. packages) cream cheese, softened
1 can 14 oz. sweetened condensed milk
2 tsp. vanilla extract
2 eggs

1. Preheat oven to 300F. Combine graham cracker crumbs and butter; press evenly on bottom of 9-inch pie pan.

2. In large mixing bowl, beat cream cheese until fluffy. Gradually add sweetened condensed milk, beating until smooth.

3. Add vanilla and eggs, mix well. Pour into prepared pie pan.

4. Bake for 1 hour, turn off oven but leave cheesecake in oven with door propped slightly open for an additional hour.

5. Refrigerate at least 6 hours until firm.


How do you keep if from cracking? Unless I put the pie pan in a pan with water mine cracks.
 
2009-11-21 11:13:37 AM  
You can get all that stuff at a Wal-Mart store half price....
 
2009-11-21 11:15:30 AM  
IDAK: There are some early Victoria's Secret Catwalk Videos posted here (new window). They are very very Sexy!

Jesus, maybe if you're into 10-year-old boys. The women in that link need a reverse liposuction with cheesecake filling.
 
2009-11-21 11:16:46 AM  
Velvis: ZeroCorpse: You sound ghey.

GAY would be liking these tranny-looking bonebags with mannish jawlines and bad nose jobs.

I like women:

images.dailyradar.com
 
2009-11-21 11:19:22 AM  
You mean there are other VS models besides Adrianna Lima?? Who knew?

/almost as hot has she is
//possibly NSFW
 
2009-11-21 11:22:51 AM  
ZeroCorpse: Velvis: ZeroCorpse: You sound ghey.

GAY would be liking these tranny-looking bonebags with mannish jawlines and bad nose jobs.

I like women:


I'm with ZeroCorpse on this one.. There is healthy.. and then there is bone-skinny. Fat isn't healthy.. but neither is the "Oh my God, she must have been lost at sea for the last 5 months" look either.
 
2009-11-21 11:30:34 AM  
Wicked Weasel features contributors/customers. All of their contributors and models are delicious. Australia!

All are very fit and have no protruding bones. Victoria's Secret models have nothing on the women of Wicked Weasel. (Shaving is required to wear any of WW's bottoms.)
 
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