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(Some Correctness)   Superhero Smackdown: The FINAL. Superman vs The Flash   (thecorrectness.com) divider line 207
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2009-11-20 03:20:11 PM  
Phil Herup: When does Dr. Manhattan get to play?

When Phoenix and Galactus get to play as well, as I was duly informed in an earlier thread.
 
2009-11-20 03:20:11 PM  
Again, Charlie Pace clutches his throat and looks around nervously.
 
2009-11-20 03:20:31 PM  
The God-Damned Batman.
 
2009-11-20 03:20:48 PM  
Wake me when they have Emma Frost, Wonder women, and Gen 13, and she hulk going at it in a cage match.
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images2.wikia.nocookie.net
ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com
 
2009-11-20 03:21:23 PM  
Mighty Mouse!!!
 
2009-11-20 03:22:35 PM  
I come to these threads for the mash-up pics.

WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE MASHUP PICS?

media.comicvine.com
 
2009-11-20 03:23:07 PM  
Hold up. Everyone who agrees that the Batman wins, you are only half-right. There is one other potential winner.

Why? Because he is, pound for pound, the only man on the planet that Batman fears actually going rogue.

Plastic Man.
 
2009-11-20 03:23:23 PM  
Superman might be the worst superhero EVER.

Ooooh im superman i can do EVERYTHING..

OH MY GOD A GREEN GLOWING ROCK! IM ALERGIC TO GREEN GLOWING ROCKS!!! AAAHHHG


Its more interesting to have a protagonist who is mortal.
 
2009-11-20 03:24:28 PM  
the batman one is the correct one. He faked his death and then won.
 
2009-11-20 03:25:26 PM  
Dude, what is up with the sucking of superman's cock around here?


/towels to the left
 
2009-11-20 03:25:55 PM  
Repeat.
 
2009-11-20 03:26:44 PM  
raygundan: Jubeebee: Superman should be a judge/bouncer on the sidelines, not a contestant.

To be fair, there should probably be a "can I move faster than superman and go get some kryptonite?" branch there as well. I mean, as long as we're all nerding out, and stuff.


They gave them 2 days prep; if you can't find kryptonite in 2 days, considering in the comics you can practically buy it at Walgreens, you're probably too inept to even look at Superman.

There really should be 3 brackets:
Superheros: Cyclops, the Fantastic 4, Spiderman, Ozymandeus, etc.
Demigods: Superman, Batman, Sentry, Hulk, etc
Gods: Phoenix, Dr. Manhatten, Galactus, etc.

Putting Superman in the bracket they designed is like putting Adrian Peterson against a junior varsity high school team.
 
2009-11-20 03:26:51 PM  
Now for the final, final smackdown.

Superman vs Dog Welder



Now there's a battle I'd like to witness.
 
2009-11-20 03:26:53 PM  
obvious DC bias is obvious

/for my 2 cents, the goddamn batman would have won
//without the inclusion of Dr. Manhattan
 
2009-11-20 03:27:30 PM  
i12.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-20 03:28:57 PM  
random-domain.com
 
2009-11-20 03:31:25 PM  
You know who wins? All the comic readers who gave up on DC years ago. A universe full of villains and murderers runs free because a bunch of poorly written overpowered heroes lack the imagination to stop them.

/DC sucks
 
2009-11-20 03:32:44 PM  
averagejoe42

Wow. Fantastic.
 
2009-11-20 03:32:46 PM  
thecactusman17: Hold up. Everyone who agrees that the Batman wins, you are only half-right. There is one other potential winner.

Why? Because he is, pound for pound, the only man on the planet that Batman fears actually going rogue.

Plastic Man.


I believe in an otherwise-throwaway page, Batman offhandedly mentioned that Plastic Man, had he the brains and the evil and such, could instantly and without possibility of defense kill anyone on the planet. Need to dig that up. Think it was in Infinite Crisis somewhere. Don't know if monofilament was mentioned, but it reminded me of Johnny Mnemonic when it was mentioned.
 
2009-11-20 03:34:45 PM  
Why was The Flash running around hoping to get kryptonite? Don't they have 2 days to prepare for these things? Consistency hasn't been a strong suit for these geeks.
 
2009-11-20 03:35:16 PM  
I only skimmer the thread but you're all wrong.

Just as the fight is about to begin the White Queen walks up and dons her knockers. As the two of them stand there unable to not look Night Crawler and Wolverine sneak up and kill them both after which they leave with the White Queen for a double team.

Batman is left with Superman in his arms crying at his death and being all dark and angsty that he is at the same time glad and bemoans how hard it is to feel two emotions at once.

No one cares about The Flash
 
2009-11-20 03:35:33 PM  
Dreadskull: You know who wins? All the comic readers who gave up on DC years ago. A universe full of villains and murderers runs free because a bunch of poorly written overpowered heroes lack the imagination to stop them.

/DC sucks


Wow, but Marvel sucks just a badly these days. 37 Avengers titles, all as boring as shiat. Retcons galore, nothing makes sense. At least Blackest Night plays within its own rules.
 
2009-11-20 03:36:36 PM  
Let's see. Batman doesn't win because he's currently Dick Grayson, and Dick is not the goddamn Batman.

Superman can be taken down by Lois. Can you punch vibrating molecules?

Barry broke Zoom's neck, was the deciding vote on mind-raping Dr. Light, out-ran death, outran the Omega beams, and the Flashes just keep gaining abilities.

Flash wins.
 
2009-11-20 03:38:14 PM  
Braindeath: Let's see. Batman doesn't win because he's currently Dick Grayson, and Dick is not the goddamn Batman.

That's just what he WANTS you to think.
 
2009-11-20 03:40:14 PM  
consider that the flash's only power is one that superman himself has, im gonna go with batman.
 
2009-11-20 03:40:17 PM  
Wow. Way to pay homage to everyone who made this popular:

1. Superman; because he's awesome.
2. The Goddamned Batman.
3. Superman; and all of you people are dweebs.

I hope these three choke on each others' dicks later tonight.
 
2009-11-20 03:40:28 PM  
Isn't it established every one of these threads that we have that no one can defeat Superman? I'm not even a fan, but he can do and or withstand everything but kryptonite.
 
2009-11-20 03:42:58 PM  
Can Superman out run the Flash?

www.infactah.com

"Eh, sure... why not"
 
2009-11-20 03:45:44 PM  
i235.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-20 03:45:53 PM  
ionember: Isn't it established every one of these threads that we have that no one can defeat Superman? I'm not even a fan, but he can do and or withstand everything but kryptonite.

Doomsday would disagree with you
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images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-11-20 03:46:02 PM  
wmoonfox: Wow. Way to pay homage to everyone who made this popular:

1. Superman; because he's awesome.
2. The Goddamned Batman.
3. Superman; and all of you people are dweebs.

I hope these three choke on each others' dicks later tonight.


Wait, are you grumpy because they didn't agree with you, or because they didn't suck yours?
 
2009-11-20 03:48:32 PM  
Ashrams: ionember: Isn't it established every one of these threads that we have that no one can defeat Superman? I'm not even a fan, but he can do and or withstand everything but kryptonite.

Doomsday would disagree with you


The ONLY Superman story arc I ever liked.
 
2009-11-20 03:48:58 PM  
Hebalo: Wait, are you grumpy because they didn't agree with you, or because they didn't suck yours?

I'm not even a comic book guy -- had to look up who "Kittie Pryde" was -- so, it must be the gay thing. Damn.
 
2009-11-20 03:49:39 PM  
The Flash is a pervert.
 
2009-11-20 03:50:09 PM  
Hebalo: wmoonfox:

I hope these three choke on each others' dicks later tonight.

Wait, are you grumpy because they didn't agree with you, or because they didn't suck yours?


It is ALWAYS the case that they want the suck. Honestly, NO ONE but closet-homophobes say 'suck my dick' anymore.
 
2009-11-20 03:50:29 PM  
Forgive me, I am not a huge comics fan. I enjoy an occasional super hero story and read a graphic novel from time to time. I certainly don't look down on them in any way, it's just not something I've spent a lot of time with, so again, forgive me, but something is on my mind.

I glance at these hero vs. hero threads and find them enjoyable, so when Batman "fought" Flash, I was intrigued when someone asked which version. I was aware of the various Green Lanterns and that Flash had different incarnations, but not to any real level of understanding. So I looked of "DC Multiverse" and was enlightened.

Now I understand the value of using an alternate timeline/universe to explore various themes and "what if scenarios" so different from the established cannon that they could not happen without a major disruption in continuity. I can see doing that a few times, or even a dozen times, but good lord, when your storylines are so inconsistent you need to make up over one hundred alternate universes to contain it all, that just smacks of lazy writing.

Thank you for your time. I'll shut up now. Please feel free to destroy my observation at your leisure.
 
2009-11-20 03:52:03 PM  
Flash has the ability to lend his speed to others.

He does that to Superman.

Aging him into a feeble old invalid.

Flash wins.
 
2009-11-20 03:52:23 PM  
Superman wins.

The only real super power of Flash is that he is really, really fast. But Superman is also really, really fast. In fact, Superman is fast enough to fly backwards in time in order to save Lois Lane. Add in Superman's strength, imperviousness to injury, and he is far superior to Flash.

Yes, Superman has kryptonite weakness. But Flash is vulnerable to Superfists in his face and Superroundhousekicks in his groin. He could also be weakened or killed with various poisons, etc.

Superman wins!
 
2009-11-20 03:52:44 PM  
Hebalo: Braindeath: Let's see. Batman doesn't win because he's currently Dick Grayson, and Dick is not the goddamn Batman.

That's just what he WANTS you to think.


Yeah! When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he looks under his bed for Batman.

And didn't an aged Batman beat Superman to a pulp in the Miller graphic novels? Twice?

/Superman is so gay
 
2009-11-20 03:53:07 PM  
I was really hoping for:

Flash time travels by going so fast he approaches the speed of light.

Superman flies around the planet going in the opposite direction of its revolution, approaching the speed of light to catch him.

The two different forms of time travel used so close together, temporally, at the same point in the universe causes time to shatter, the resulting backlash causes the earth to explode, at all points in its history. Which in turn causes paradoxes on other planets, eventually leading to their own destruction. A domino effect that continues until the very fabric of existence shears, the effect breaking into the multiverse, continuing the cycle until every atomic existence is rendered uncreated leaving no trace of anything existing ever.

Winner: Nothingness....I guess?

/Man, that sounds emo
 
2009-11-20 03:55:30 PM  
Batman wins. Those responsible for his exclusion here need immediate lobatomies.

/and some tights
 
2009-11-20 03:55:35 PM  
Guyv: I was really hoping for:

Flash time travels by going so fast he approaches the speed of light.

Superman flies around the planet going in the opposite direction of its revolution, approaching the speed of light to catch him.

The two different forms of time travel used so close together, temporally, at the same point in the universe causes time to shatter, the resulting backlash causes the earth to explode, at all points in its history. Which in turn causes paradoxes on other planets, eventually leading to their own destruction. A domino effect that continues until the very fabric of existence shears, the effect breaking into the multiverse, continuing the cycle until every atomic existence is rendered uncreated leaving no trace of anything existing ever.

Winner: Nothingness....I guess?

/Man, that sounds emo


You must be a hoot at cocktail parties.
 
2009-11-20 03:56:38 PM  
WrestlerManager: Forgive me, I am not a huge comics fan. I enjoy an occasional super hero story and read a graphic novel from time to time. I certainly don't look down on them in any way, it's just not something I've spent a lot of time with, so again, forgive me, but something is on my mind.

I glance at these hero vs. hero threads and find them enjoyable, so when Batman "fought" Flash, I was intrigued when someone asked which version. I was aware of the various Green Lanterns and that Flash had different incarnations, but not to any real level of understanding. So I looked of "DC Multiverse" and was enlightened.

Now I understand the value of using an alternate timeline/universe to explore various themes and "what if scenarios" so different from the established cannon that they could not happen without a major disruption in continuity. I can see doing that a few times, or even a dozen times, but good lord, when your storylines are so inconsistent you need to make up over one hundred alternate universes to contain it all, that just smacks of lazy writing.

Thank you for your time. I'll shut up now. Please feel free to destroy my observation at your leisure.


No, you're correct. It smells using the product as your focus group for testing what will be popular.

Writers: "Should we have Superman beat the Flash or the Flash beat Superman?"
Exec: "Do both, whichever sells the best is what we'll say is 'real'"
 
2009-11-20 03:59:53 PM  
www.lowbird.com
 
2009-11-20 03:59:56 PM  
Am I the only one that wants to see a villains match-up?
 
2009-11-20 04:01:59 PM  
beerdini: Am I the only one that wants to see a villains match-up?

Yes
 
2009-11-20 04:02:22 PM  
Just wait till your moms find out what you talk about in her basement!
 
2009-11-20 04:03:42 PM  
www.imaginata.co.uk
 
2009-11-20 04:09:46 PM  
docmattic: Guyv: I was really hoping for:

Flash time travels by going so fast he approaches the speed of light.

Superman flies around the planet going in the opposite direction of its revolution, approaching the speed of light to catch him.

The two different forms of time travel used so close together, temporally, at the same point in the universe causes time to shatter, the resulting backlash causes the earth to explode, at all points in its history. Which in turn causes paradoxes on other planets, eventually leading to their own destruction. A domino effect that continues until the very fabric of existence shears, the effect breaking into the multiverse, continuing the cycle until every atomic existence is rendered uncreated leaving no trace of anything existing ever.

Winner: Nothingness....I guess?

/Man, that sounds emo

You must be a hoot at cocktail parties.



To be fair, I keep my time travel/universe destruction theories to myself at parties, though it depends on the party.
 
2009-11-20 04:12:21 PM  
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