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(   Man fishing for cod nets 200 kilos of fresh whale meat instead   ( divider line
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59 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2003 at 12:37 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-24 10:55:18 PM  
Not so spiffy if you are a whale.
2003-03-24 11:03:18 PM  
Greenpeace surrenders
2003-03-24 11:05:10 PM  
mmm, whaaale
2003-03-25 12:15:48 AM  
Whale: it's what's for dinner.
2003-03-25 12:40:35 AM  
for the love of god, where are the boobies links?!?!?!?!
2003-03-25 12:41:02 AM  
Nuke a gay, unborn, whale for christ.
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-03-25 12:41:33 AM  
200 kilos of what?

/my kilo filter is on
2003-03-25 12:41:57 AM  
I have had albino buffalo, and elephant and tiger, but not whale yet, if anybody has any info on where to get meat send me a msg k?
2003-03-25 12:42:13 AM  
rosie odonnel surrenders.
2003-03-25 12:43:30 AM  
moby diack, surrenders.
2003-03-25 12:44:06 AM  
Surrender must surrender here sometimes huh?
2003-03-25 12:45:33 AM  
I never like canned tuna as much when they took the dolphin out.
2003-03-25 12:46:14 AM  
Windsor, next time youre in town, swing by my place for some baby seal and guppys.
2003-03-25 12:56:22 AM  
Followed by: Man arrested for breaking the 100 meter rule on all whales by the government..
2003-03-25 12:57:27 AM  
Are fjords related to fnords?
2003-03-25 12:59:03 AM  
Seriously, what does whale taste like?
2003-03-25 01:00:52 AM  
2003-03-25 01:01:17 AM  
2003-03-25 01:04:31 AM  
Oh, come on guys. He didn't mean to kill the whale, it was just a fluke.
2003-03-25 01:10:25 AM  
cod nets?
2003-03-25 01:11:31 AM  
If dolphins are so smart, how come they live in igloos?

/largely off-topic South Park reference
2003-03-25 01:12:36 AM  

"?...I can't believe it's not cod!"
2003-03-25 01:19:22 AM  
Speaking of whale flesh, what wine goes best with gam-meats ?
2003-03-25 01:43:19 AM  
At first I thought that said "fisting"...

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2003-03-25 01:56:59 AM  
Fjord is such a fun word to say. Fjord fjord fjord fjord! See?
2003-03-25 02:09:16 AM  
What does whale taste like?
Well, seeing as the whale is a mammal the texture and look of the meat is much like ordinary meat from cows.
It's way to salty for my taste tho. Try imagining a oversalted piece of beef.
2003-03-25 02:20:55 AM  
so you only get 200 kilos of meat from a 900 kilo whale? wow, talk about a lot of wonder we have to kill so many of them in order to feed ourselves
2003-03-25 02:22:08 AM  
Spiffy tag? I suspect the whale had more intelligence than the submitter.
2003-03-25 02:24:18 AM  
I would say thats about right for any animal FRIMEL. Unless you eat the organs guts bones head feet testicals....etc etc.
2003-03-25 02:37:13 AM  
Then there's blubber
The favorite of the
Frozen Eskimos
Such delicious dishes
No matter where you go
2003-03-25 02:50:39 AM  
Apparently the whale's last thought before encountering the net: "I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
2003-03-25 03:47:21 AM  
Hmph. How hard is it get a whale out of a farkin' fishing net without killing it? I know fisherpersons are stupid as all hell, but geez...
2003-03-25 03:58:13 AM  
Whale isn't salty, it's sweet. Like sweet beef.
2003-03-25 04:06:38 AM  
Whale tastes a bit like beef, but more iron in it. more metallic taste like liver.

it's much softer than beef, too.

You can chow down on 'scientific' whale meat in Japan.

"whale bacon" is thinly sliced cooked whale blubber. It does taste a bit like bacon. mmmmm bacon.
2003-03-25 06:31:20 AM  
My willy tastes salty.

... or so I'm told.
2003-03-25 06:35:13 AM  
Oh, goody. Another chance to quote Kipling's "Natural Theology"...

I ate my fill of a whale that died
And stranded after a month at sea.
There is a pain in my insides,
Look how the gods have afflicted me!

Oh, I'm purged 'til I am a wraith!
Wow, I'm sick 'til I cannot see!
What is the use of religion and faith?
Look how the gods have afflicted me!
2003-03-25 08:03:24 AM  
If there is one thing I hate its a cod fisherman. Oh wait MIME- I meant mime.
2003-03-25 08:07:40 AM  
'The struggle ended up killing the whale' - that, the stress and Whale-O-Zap 3000 he just happened to have handy. Farking nogs.
2003-03-25 08:19:56 AM  
Is it me or does anyone else always laugh when they see "scrod" on the menu. Ya probably just me......
2003-03-25 08:31:06 AM  
It's that damned Infinite Improbability Drive. That poor whale never had a chance.
2003-03-25 08:43:37 AM  

You are not alone.
Sounds like yer twig and giggleberries don't it?
2003-03-25 09:22:08 AM  
03-25-03 01:56:59 AM Andonbray
Fjord is such a fun word to say. Fjord fjord fjord fjord! See?

Yeah - just like amok! Or amuck. However you prefer to spell it - but
amok amok amok amok amok amok amok amok amok amok amok amok
2003-03-25 09:33:36 AM  
S A D Free Samples? Morons
2003-03-25 09:45:22 AM  
Anyone else notice that the fisherman looks like a pissed pirate?

2003-03-25 10:07:20 AM  
I can't believe no one has stated the obvious.
"save the whales"
"yea save the whales"
"shoot the seals,
but save the whales"

/Cheech and Chong reference
2003-03-25 10:21:10 AM  
Never had whale...
I'll have to try it sometime.
2003-03-25 10:58:49 AM  
03-25-03 08:31:06 AM InternetSecurityGuard
It's that damned Infinite Improbability Drive. That poor whale never had a chance.

Not again.
2003-03-25 03:50:39 PM  
Shave the whales?
2003-03-26 01:12:43 AM  
"Free Willy-burgers!!!

Get your Free Willy-burgers here!!! They're free!!!"

2003-03-26 03:22:02 PM  
Killing an innocent whale for no good reason is spiffy? Fark off.
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