Everyone should feel much safer now...

Mmmm, 22/7

And if you bake a sponge cake into a pie crust, it can soak up twice its own weight in rum or brandy.

Is that another way of saying "leftovers"? repeat (new window)

The giant glass case at the Hartsfield-Jackson security area with all the things that are prohibited on flights is absolutely hilarious.

Especially the lawncare equipment and the lantern.

Twice in the past few months my parents have flown up to visit, bringing some good Mexican food along as carry on as a gift to my wife an I. They came up with 1 lb of carnitas, 1 lb of carne asada, 1/2 lb of lengua, and a pint of fresh salsa both times. It was all wrapped up in a thermal bag, which was stored in a duffel bag that went through security without any problems both times. Once through LAX, and once through Vegas.

Pies on a plane can be dangerous...



_{/just sayin'}

Why dont we just simplify things and make it so you cant carry anything on the plane, nor check any baggage? You can FedEx your bags to where you are going and not have to worry about them getting lost or some guy rifling through them removing items of value.

Just go on the plane without shoes, and buy new shoes when you get there. Maybe all the women can wear no more than bikini underwear and the guys boxers and a T shirt.

Simplicity and safety.

If they even THINK about banning bacon, I'm taking a train.

Approves!



/hot like a fresh pie

Nothing beats a nice piece of hot american pie.

We seriously need to drop this sh*t.

Now.

Code Orange is so Bush Years...

Why are they adding MORE liquid rules after it was proven that a liquid binary explosive is BULLshiat? And since when would farking food products be effective bomb material unless you want to make everyone on board sticky with diet coke?

Well at leat they are not banning comic books because the nerd hate would be high.

Quick has anyone any idea on how to bring down an airplane using a pie? I am sure there has to be some way to bake exploding pie.

brought two bottles of hotsauce in my carry on with no issues two weeks ago...

They've doomed us all

muymanwell: brought two bottles of hotsauce in my carry on with no issues two weeks ago...

Why do you hate America?

Leggy leggy leggy leggy....

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TheRaven7: Why are they adding MORE liquid rules after it was proven that a liquid binary explosive is BULLshiat? And since when would farking food products be effective bomb material unless you want to make everyone on board sticky with diet coke?

MMMmmmm Sticky

/lick them to death?

SoCalChris: Twice in the past few months my parents have flown up to visit, bringing some good Mexican food along as carry on as a gift to my wife an I. They came up with 1 lb of carnitas, 1 lb of carne asada, 1/2 lb of lengua, and a pint of fresh salsa both times. It was all wrapped up in a thermal bag, which was stored in a duffel bag that went through security without any problems both times. Once through LAX, and once through Vegas.

I'm shocked. Because, after all, if they don't let you take it on the plane, where does it go?
Guess you found the one TSA agent who doesn't like Mexican food. Or was on a diet. Wait, that's crazy- there are no TSA agents on a diet.

AuCinaoaMie: Why dont we just simplify things and make it so you cant carry anything on the plane, nor check any baggage? You can FedEx your bags to where you are going and not have to worry about them getting lost or some guy rifling through them removing items of value.

Just go on the plane without shoes, and buy new shoes when you get there. Maybe all the women can wear no more than bikini underwear and the guys boxers and a T shirt.

Simplicity and safety.

Have you thought this all the way through? Have you SEEN most people? And you want them in their underclothes?

Hmmmm, it might be a fiendishly clever plot to cut down on the number of people flying, although I have a feeling that the pretty people will figure out another way, and only the heifers will be left in airports. In their underpants...

Serious question: Do you think I can bring pie on an international flight? Is direct...

The_Sponge: Big deal...I miss the good old days when I could bring my own booze inside my carry-on bag.


Less than a year after 9/11:

TSA Agent: Sir...we saw a metal object in your bag...is it a flask?

Me: Yes.

TSA Agent: What's in it?

Me: Jack Daniels

TSA Agent: Have a nice day, sir.

You are lucky it wasn't good whiskey or they would have confiscated it.

What the article should say is that TSA won't let you bring those things through their checkpoints; however you can buy a lot of that stuff at the overpriced airport giftshops.

Curious how airlines started charging for checked bags right around the same time you were banned from carrying anything not foam tipped in your carry-on.

Bermuda59: What the article should say is that TSA won't let you bring those things through their checkpoints; however you can buy a lot of that stuff at the overpriced airport giftshops.

YEAH!!! AIRPORT GRAVY!!!

TheRaven7: And since when would farking food products be effective bomb material unless you want to make everyone on board sticky with diet coke

It's diet coke. Have someones kid smuggle Mentos on board and, well, you wouldn't have a bomb, but you could make a real mess at 30,000 feet.