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(Daily Mail) Strange Yorkshire Ripper nearly blinded by Broadmoor Killer. No, this is not a story about pro-wrestling   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
More: Strange, serial killers, Broadmoor, Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe, New Labour, South Wales, left eye, Berkshire, Patrick Sureda  
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NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 02:28:53 PM
that's all well and good but please tell me that the Shropshire Slasher is ok.
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 02:35:42 PM
NuttierThanEver: that's all well and good but please tell me that the Shropshire Slasher is ok.

Dammit, I came in here to make a Shropshire Slasher joke. Thanks for stealing my thunder, NuttierThanEver.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 02:37:32 PM
PacManDreaming: NuttierThanEver: that's all well and good but please tell me that the Shropshire Slasher is ok.

Dammit, I came in here to make a Shropshire Slasher joke. Thanks for stealing my thunder, NuttierThanEver.

I do what I can
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 04:14:42 PM
I'd never seen a picture of Peter Sutcliffe before.
He looks like a magician.
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 04:16:41 PM
According to this this site (new window, kinda NSFW), he's been attacked in prison multiple times. One time, he had to be saved by Kenneth Erskine, the Stockwell Strangler. There's something amusing about a serial killer saving another one's life.
 
Fark No
2009-11-20 04:56:27 PM
stabby
 
ultraholland [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 04:57:39 PM
thedeal.freedomblogging.com
 
Nogale [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 04:58:28 PM
Paris1127: According to this this site (new window, kinda NSFW), he's been attacked in prison multiple times. One time, he had to be saved by Kenneth Erskine, the Stockwell Strangler. There's something amusing about a serial killer saving another one's life.

Well, you know, there's a code.
 
BobNesta420
2009-11-20 04:59:12 PM
Paris1127: According to this this site (new window, kinda NSFW), he's been attacked in prison multiple times. One time, he had to be saved by Kenneth Erskine, the Stockwell Strangler. There's something amusing about a serial killer saving another one's life.

I guess that is a little more odd than a guy who's in jail for killing his mother attempting to kill a guy who is in jail for killing women, in order to teach him that it was wrong to kill those women.

/And I thought there was a certain honor code to jailhouse justice. This is just pure madness.
 
SeamusFerrell
2009-11-20 05:01:52 PM
Dark-haired Sureda, who had just moved to a new wing of the hospital when the attack happened, said in one outburst: 'I said weeks before that I would attack Mr Sutcliffe if if I was moved to that ward.'

Sounds like a lawsuit.
 
Juniper Jupiter
2009-11-20 05:04:54 PM
Was there pudding involved?
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2009-11-20 05:05:36 PM
Fark No: stabby

rathergood.com
 
obamadidcoke
2009-11-20 05:07:31 PM
One word: "Payperview"
 
linker3000
2009-11-20 05:07:49 PM
"He was gripping a metal dinner knife and made four or five cutting motions..."

1) Top security establishment for serial killers etc. - Check

2) Metal cutlery - Che..er..WTF
 
heavymetal
2009-11-20 05:07:55 PM
Sureda strangled his 68-year-old mother Geraldine in 2000 after she invited him home to Mitcham, Surrey, from another psychiatric hospital for the weekend.
He was convinced that his mother was part of a New Labour plot to kill him because of his Conservative beliefs.


He would fit right in with the "Teabaggers" over on this side of the pond.
 
Hop-Frog
2009-11-20 05:09:13 PM
Justice is blind. Or...blinding, as it were.
 
Foaming [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 05:12:23 PM
Great! Now you've ruined the season finale of Dexter! Thanks a lot.
 
ethics-gradient
2009-11-20 05:15:21 PM
BobNesta420: /And I thought there was a certain honor code to jailhouse justice. This is just pure madness.

Well Broadmoor is a mental hospital. Albeit one with very burly nurses who lock the patients in cells at night. And never let any inmate patient leave. Ever.
So it's not a prison, no definitely not a prison.
God only knows what the inmates of a high security mental hospital consider to be an honour code.
 
callmeox
2009-11-20 05:15:56 PM
NuttierThanEver: that's all well and good but please tell me that the Shropshire Slasher is ok.


+1

Satisfied, etc.
 
Thats an 827
2009-11-20 05:18:38 PM
Hop-Frog 2009-11-20 05:09:13 PM  
Justice is blind. Or...blinding, as it were.

He all these pictures with circles and arrows -----
Then I looked Bd saw the judge was blind. It was a true case of blind justice b
 
djheater
2009-11-20 05:27:37 PM
Sounds like the Decemberists have a new album!
 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 05:28:34 PM
ethics-gradient: God only knows what the inmates of a high security mental hospital consider to be an honour code.

Given some are too insane to even stand any sort of legal proceeding, I don't think some of the people there really worry about honor or codes or much of anything.
 
NYRBill
2009-11-20 05:33:21 PM
PacManDreaming: NuttierThanEver: that's all well and good but please tell me that the Shropshire Slasher is ok.

Dammit, I came in here to make a Shropshire Slasher joke. Thanks for stealing my thunder, NuttierThanEver.

i230.photobucket.com
 
Bill Shakespeare [TotalFark]
2009-11-20 05:38:31 PM
ethics-gradient: BobNesta420: /And I thought there was a certain honor code to jailhouse justice. This is just pure madness.

Well Broadmoor is a mental hospital. Albeit one with very burly nurses who lock the patients in cells at night. And never let any inmate patient leave. Ever.
So it's not a prison, no definitely not a prison.
God only knows what the inmates of a high security mental hospital consider to be an honour code.

upload.wikimedia.org

you never can tell.
 
JonnyBGoode
2009-11-20 05:38:33 PM
Done in one, thread over.
 
OnmyojiOmn
2009-11-20 05:41:49 PM
i4.photobucket.com

It was the Mayans.
 
ethics-gradient
2009-11-20 05:43:02 PM
Bill Shakespeare: (picture of Arkham Asylum.) you never can tell.

True that, from what I've heard, Broadmoor is the UK's very own Arkham.
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2009-11-20 05:57:49 PM
Slash flinging hasher?
 
apteryx
2009-11-20 06:57:14 PM
heavymetal: Sureda strangled his 68-year-old mother Geraldine in 2000 after she invited him home to Mitcham, Surrey, from another psychiatric hospital for the weekend.
He was convinced that his mother was part of a New Labour plot to kill him because of his Conservative beliefs.


He would fit right in with the "Teabaggers" over on this side of the pond.

Not exactly paranoid yourself, are you? Was your mother scared by a cup of tea?
 
paulseta
2009-11-20 07:01:11 PM
Next up - Obama invites them both over for a beer.
 
cynicalbastard
2009-11-20 07:39:47 PM
BobNesta420: Paris1127: According to this this site (new window, kinda NSFW), he's been attacked in prison multiple times. One time, he had to be saved by Kenneth Erskine, the Stockwell Strangler. There's something amusing about a serial killer saving another one's life.

I guess that is a little more odd than a guy who's in jail for killing his mother attempting to kill a guy who is in jail for killing women, in order to teach him that it was wrong to kill those women.

/And I thought there was a certain honor code to jailhouse justice. This is just pure madness.

"Madness? This...is...Broadmoor!"
 
NYRBill
2009-11-20 07:50:00 PM
cynicalbastard: /And I thought there was a certain honor code to jailhouse justice. This is just pure madness.

"This...is...Broadmoor Madness!"
/one step beyond.....

FTFY ;-)
 
ULTRON 5
2009-11-20 07:53:25 PM
If Mr. Sutcliffe would have kept his night job with the Beatles this never woulda happened.
 
Lord Summerisle
2009-11-20 08:01:33 PM
The paranoid schizophrenic repeatedly lunged at Sutcliffe's only good eye using a blunt 7-inch table knife as horrified nurses at the top security hospital tried to pull him off.

Well I don't think he should be rewarded in that way.
 
Pinko_Commie
2009-11-20 08:07:58 PM
ethics-gradient: Broadmoor

They even manage to keep Charles Bronson (new window) locked up!

/no dice
 
sniderman
2009-11-20 10:03:07 PM
Well since my thunder was stolen in the initial post, I'll just go with my second choice:

upload.wikimedia.org

/hotter than squee!
 
Bill Shakespeare [TotalFark]
2009-11-21 01:02:13 AM
NYRBill: cynicalbastard: /And I thought there was a certain honor code to jailhouse justice. This is just pure madness.

"This...is...Broadmoor Madness!"
/one step beyond.....

FTFY ;-)

Madness is all in the mind.
 
skcubrats
2009-11-21 09:43:57 AM
ethics-gradient: Bill Shakespeare: (picture of Arkham Asylum.) you never can tell.

True that, from what I've heard, Broadmoor is the UK's very own Arkham.

Doesn't look anything like it...
photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net

Actually live at the bottom of the hill from Broadmoor so getting a kick etc...
 
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