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(New York Daily News)   A Bronx hospital and the city are really hEARing it from a Bronx man whose ear was thrown in the garbage. Ear we go again with another unbEARable lawsuit   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Bronx, medics, Bronx hospital, lawsuits, emergency services, Bronx Supreme Court, contamination  
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1824 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2009 at 11:35 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2009-11-20 11:36:32 AM, subby. You're trying too hard.
2009-11-20 11:37:12 AM  
I wonder if subby was going for, like, a pun thing?

Uh, good try.
2009-11-20 11:37:53 AM  
Head. Desk.
2009-11-20 11:37:55 AM  
"Ear" is the most commonly spoken word by pot-smokers, too.

Very obscure, don't you think?
2009-11-20 11:38:44 AM  
I'd just tell him to get in his van and gogh.
2009-11-20 11:39:34 AM  
If he puts the hammer to the anvil he should be able to drum up a pretty good case.
2009-11-20 11:39:35 AM  
Subby, I don't get it.

Oh wait, NOW I get it. Whew. The caps really helped me out.

/-1 for trying too hard
//For this, a greenlight is given?
2009-11-20 11:40:55 AM  
/puns? Gogh ahead
2009-11-20 11:41:41 AM  
At the very least it should be taken from the trash and mailed to his family along with a ransom note and that's way health care works in the U.S.
2009-11-20 11:42:03 AM  
way too many puns in headlines these days
2009-11-20 11:43:51 AM  
I'm surprised it wasn't this guy.


One of the only guys from my time watching that stuff that I can still enjoy.
2009-11-20 11:43:53 AM  
Yeah, I'm sure that man from Bronx has never heard that one before, subby.
2009-11-20 11:44:18 AM  
You're stretching it too damn far, subby.
2009-11-20 11:45:36 AM  
headline is bad, and subby should feel bad
2009-11-20 11:46:05 AM  

MBooda: approves

/puns? Gogh ahead

I got nuthin' I'm totally Baroque.
2009-11-20 11:46:54 AM  
It's too EARly in the day for these type of puns.
2009-11-20 11:48:11 AM  
I call shenEARnigans

/of course he won't hear my call..
2009-11-20 11:55:10 AM  
2009-11-20 11:55:52 AM  
I love the "what an ear that may get torn off" may look like pic.
2009-11-20 12:03:05 PM  
I bet that dude is really eardible right now.
2009-11-20 12:03:59 PM  
2009-11-20 12:04:57 PM  
Take it easy, I HEAR subby is really down in the DUMPS about that headline.

Get it? Get it??

/never been greenlit
//not bitter
///shut up, I hate you
2009-11-20 12:05:59 PM  
I fear the end of good puns is near. I swear it appears they will simply disappear. I shed a tear.
2009-11-20 12:07:02 PM  
Boo, subby. Boo.
2009-11-20 12:09:19 PM  

QingdaoBeerIsGood: way too many puns in headlines these days

Yeah, I'm sensing a sad trend. Way to beat an already low form of humor into the ground.
2009-11-20 12:16:29 PM  
What, no "what an ear might look like"?
2009-11-20 12:29:28 PM
2009-11-20 12:40:25 PM  

knumbersix: Approves.

/No, it's not obscure.

Came for this. First thing I thought of.
2009-11-20 12:45:55 PM  
He could use a Bronx Cheering up.
2009-11-20 01:07:48 PM
2009-11-20 01:18:36 PM
2009-11-20 03:12:31 PM  
Ear to-day, gone to-morrow.
2009-11-20 04:25:31 PM  
Fark puns have hit a new lobe
2009-11-20 05:14:37 PM  
How EARritating.
2009-11-20 07:17:44 PM  
Guy must have been from Indiana... a garbage man found it and said, "Who's ear?"
2009-11-20 08:05:27 PM  
Subby deserves a Bronx cheer.
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