LeroyB: Sounds like it could be the beginning of a dirty limerick:I once knew a girl from Cockermouth...
GeekTheMighty: I can't help it, I snicker every time I see "Cumbria". Come on! That's hilarious.
DreamyAltarBoy: That's a lot of rain.
SuperCatBarf: Excellent work with the headline!
KingKauff: LeroyB: Sounds like it could be the beginning of a dirty limerick:I once knew a girl from Cockermouth...This sounds like a job for Maxx Large
loathable cockroach: GeekTheMighty: I can't help it, I snicker every time I see "Cumbria". Come on! That's hilarious.You must piss yourself laughing every time you see Cumbernauld, then
tinyarena: I mean, who would put their cock in a ladies mouth?
520spectre: What is it with the whole british mindset on names thing here. The article states that the "Suck river was over it's banks". Cockermouth, Suck, I mean come one now. No wonder we went rogue in 1776.........
gorgor: Shut yer Cockholster and get in the boat!
ne2d: SuperCatBarf: Excellent work with the headline!It's the picture caption from the article, verbatim.
tinyarena: I don't get it.Cockermouth? Cockermouth? . . .oh...Cock-IN-her mouth!That's just nasty.I mean, who would put their cock in a ladies mouth?
Highroller48: Rescuers received muffled words of thanks from the townspeoplewomen...
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