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(Yahoo)   Pony bolts through auditorium back door, stops traffic, caught by man named Boltz   ( divider line
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45 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2003 at 12:38 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-24 08:29:43 PM  
There once was a man names boltz
who sat in an arena with colts
someone opened the door
a pony skipped the floor
and it was newsworthy for farkistanian dolts
2003-03-24 09:34:29 PM  
Cheers to the poster for correctly not using the "Ironic" tag. Nice job. And I'm out.
2003-03-25 12:41:56 AM  
How ironic!
2003-03-25 12:45:04 AM  
Run, Fort Worth, run!!!
2003-03-25 12:52:04 AM  
2003-03-25 12:54:46 AM  
Mann, that Boltz. A constant source of amusement.
2003-03-25 01:00:24 AM  
Christ. Is it bad that the mere mention of a running horse makes me think of The Ring? Damn that movie freaked me out.
2003-03-25 01:03:36 AM  
everytime i try to come in thru the "backdoor" i get denied..wait..
/me reads article

oh, hehe.. *sheepish grin*
2003-03-25 01:03:40 AM  
hey where did the apache helicopter getting blown up link go
2003-03-25 01:04:27 AM  
just wondering that myself
2003-03-25 01:12:32 AM  
hey, i thought i saw that helicopter article too..
theres a glitch in the matrix.
2003-03-25 01:14:48 AM  
That reminds me...Where's my pony? 26 years and counting...
2003-03-25 01:15:08 AM  
That movie needs to come out now!

Until then, I will watch the animatrix over and over and over again until my eyes bleed. Or i run out of coffee, either is good.
2003-03-25 03:51:07 AM  
I'll bet she is pissed.
2003-03-25 04:36:23 AM  
El_Presdente - Yeah, I just saw The Ring this weekend. That horse thing was wayyy too realistic. CG is the work of the devil...
2003-03-25 07:06:48 AM  
Pony bolts? You use those with drywall, 18" on center, right?
2003-03-25 07:58:40 AM  
The Army pays for my college- every semester I am asked if I need anything to help me out- laptop etc...I always ask for a pony or dolphin.

I have no idea why I am telling you all this. Oh wait- cause I am drunk.

Carry on.
2003-03-25 09:06:24 AM  
But they don't tell us WHY the pony bolted...I hate stories like this.

If you're gonna tell a story, tell the whole thing dang nabbit...
2003-03-25 09:34:12 AM  
The things that go on in my town when I'm pretending to work.....ok, I was reading Fark. Missed the whole commotion until I saw it on the local news that night.
2003-03-25 11:34:16 AM  
My lovely horse running through the field.
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

/Father Ted
2003-03-25 11:47:16 AM visits proctologist name Dr. Poops.

In other news, the Bush, Dick, and Colin trio reak havoc in Iraq.
2003-03-25 10:48:48 PM  
It's fairly obvious that nobody picked up on my labourious Boltzmann constant pun. This is why they don't let science geeks into comedy clubs.
2003-03-26 07:44:40 PM
2003-03-26 07:57:59 PM  
2003-04-01 08:07:29 PM  
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2003-04-01 08:09:02 PM  
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