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(News Times)   Uranus stolen from school's model solar system. Staff are all butt-hurt about it   (newstimes.com) divider line 45
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2009-11-19 01:33:04 PM
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
 
2009-11-19 02:07:58 PM
They also stole Pluto, but nobody noticed.
 
2009-11-19 02:19:16 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2009-11-19 02:26:48 PM
Sensei Can You See: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!


Hey, you're breaking some new ground there, Copernicus.
 
2009-11-19 03:10:08 PM
www.changetowin.org

It's been renamed "Urectum."
 
2009-11-19 03:54:01 PM
You know... you can just pronounce it the way it was intended,

"Oo-RAN-oos"

or barring that, the more decent sounding,

"YUR-ahn-uhs"

::shrug::
 
2009-11-19 04:19:38 PM
Well played subby.
 
2009-11-19 04:20:22 PM
No, it's just to rename it...finaly!

The new name is Urass.
 
2009-11-19 04:22:24 PM
And the tag applies.
 
2009-11-19 04:23:54 PM
No, the new name is Urectum.
I swear. It was on Fox.
 
2009-11-19 04:24:29 PM
i478.photobucket.com
Subby
 
2009-11-19 04:24:46 PM
The Onanist: It's been renamed "Urectum."

Damn near killed 'em.

/That's what you get for beating me! :P **shakes tiny fist**
 
2009-11-19 04:24:57 PM
Stupid thieves wouldn't know Uranus from a hole in the ground...
 
2009-11-19 04:25:49 PM
Where does this "butt-hurt" word come from? Certain things I see only at fark. This is one of them.
 
2009-11-19 04:26:14 PM
MaxxLarge: They also stole Pluto, but nobody noticed.

They didn't steal it, just recategorized it...
 
2009-11-19 04:26:58 PM
What a butt may look like.
www.car-z.net
 
2009-11-19 04:28:40 PM
You scared me for a second there Subby. I had to check and make sure.
 
2009-11-19 04:31:34 PM
hahaha well played subby well played
 
2009-11-19 04:31:43 PM
Fortunately, you can still grab a piece of Uranus... (new window)
 
2009-11-19 04:31:51 PM
MaxxLarge: They also stole Pluto, but nobody noticed.

I was probably the same guy that decided to call the seahorse that gives birth the male seahorse.
 
2009-11-19 04:35:51 PM
Sensei Can You See: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

DONE IN ONE!!!!!!

/cup of dirt
 
2009-11-19 04:42:21 PM
They should have taken Pluto.fark Pluto.
 
2009-11-19 04:48:50 PM
You promised the moon, but I wanted Uranus.
 
2009-11-19 04:57:49 PM
www.freemars.org

Thanks, Voyager 2.
 
2009-11-19 04:59:42 PM
i716.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-19 05:04:15 PM
At least the Klingons are gone, too
 
2009-11-19 05:06:57 PM
In my family we get points if we can use it in a sentence. Such as:

You know, Uranus is WAY bigger than my anus.
and
Is that a ring around Uranus?
or
I just love laying down outside, at night, and staring up at Uranus.

/try it
 
2009-11-19 05:10:39 PM
tinyarena: In my family we get points if we can use it in a sentence. Such as:

You know, Uranus is WAY bigger than my anus.
and
Is that a ring around Uranus?
or
I just love laying down outside, at night, and staring up at Uranus.

/try it

www.socalbeachmag.net
I'd Tap Uranus - you are right it works
 
2009-11-19 05:27:28 PM
Ashrams: What a butt may look like.

This thread went somewhere half-unexpected, yet welcome.
 
2009-11-19 05:28:37 PM
Ashrams:
I'd Tap Uranus - you are right it works


Good. Bit it needs to be a FACTUAL sentence. For instance:

The further away it gets, the smaller Uranus looks.
or
Uranus doesn't get much sunlight.

/keep trying!
 
2009-11-19 05:31:05 PM
Oooooh, bad man, give me back Uranus...

i242.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-19 05:51:42 PM
Simetra: You know... you can just pronounce it the way it was intended

While you're at it, why don't you just pee in the punch and tell the children that Santa's dead!
 
2009-11-19 05:57:08 PM
And what was stolen from the school's globe...
www.exploringuruguay.com
 
2009-11-19 06:04:57 PM
I prefer Heranus.
 
2009-11-19 06:10:36 PM
Simetra: You know... you can just pronounce it the way it was intended,

Even my college astronomy profs conceded the anus pronunciation is quite funny and while perhaps not "official", a lot more fun to say. Then again they weren't the most serious of people, all had a bit of a sophomoric humor streak.
 
2009-11-19 06:11:11 PM
"uranus is cool."
"heh-heh, thanks!"
"ummm, what?"

/don't call me butt-knocker!
//+1 for smitty
 
2009-11-19 06:16:09 PM
+1 for the tag, subby.
 
2009-11-19 06:28:22 PM
We want...an orrery!
 
2009-11-19 06:45:22 PM
LemSkroob: Sensei Can You See: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

DONE IN ONE!!!!!!

/cup of dirt


you're breaking some new ground there, Copernicus....
 
2009-11-19 07:05:45 PM
Boritom: Simetra: You know... you can just pronounce it the way it was intended

While you're at it, why don't you just pee in the punch and tell the children that Santa's dead!


Were you a guest at my sisters house last time I was in town?
 
2009-11-19 07:32:28 PM
Police are looking for a freshman or sophomore boy who is constantly stifling a guffaw. He'll be the culprit.
 
2009-11-19 10:07:49 PM
MBooda: And what was stolen from the school's globe...

U-R-Gay
img10.imageshack.us
Heh heh..
 
2009-11-19 10:23:54 PM
Obnox: We want...an orrery!

Too subtle for this crowd, perhaps; I chuckled.
 
2009-11-20 12:40:27 AM
Sensei Can You See: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

Solar anus?

/if that's obscure i'm going to kick your asses
 
2009-11-20 02:13:22 AM
Something about hearing outside memes on Fark reminds me of middle-aged parents trying to be hip.

/"Heya sport, let me put on some bangin tunes so you can roll up to your school like we be hangizzin' with Old Dirty Dogg!"
 
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