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(WTAE-TV)   Actual headline: "Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk"   (thepittsburghchannel.com) divider line 80
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2009-11-19 02:26:31 PM  
blog.lib.umn.edu

Been sayin' that for years.
 
2009-11-19 02:34:00 PM  
Baby got back.
 
2009-11-19 03:56:43 PM  
I can not lie
 
2009-11-19 03:56:52 PM  
What are they going to do with it?
 
2009-11-19 03:56:59 PM  
And if they don't like what they see, they'll make sure that some other guy puts his junk in your trunk.
 
2009-11-19 03:57:55 PM  
I'll assume this was written for Walmart shoppers.
 
2009-11-19 03:58:43 PM  
They'll have to get through my trunk monkey first.
 
2009-11-19 03:59:27 PM  
They know not what they did.

/shakes head
 
2009-11-19 03:59:36 PM  
But what about the honky-tonk badonkadonk?
 
2009-11-19 04:01:09 PM  
They knew exactly what they were writing. But the editors didn't.
 
2009-11-19 04:01:19 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydow7dz
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-19 04:01:47 PM  
I'm sure Pitts burgh is used to seeing plenty of junk in the trunk.
 
2009-11-19 04:01:52 PM  
Like cops actually buy COOL presents. Who are they to call people's stuff 'junk'?!
assholes!!
 
2009-11-19 04:02:19 PM  
haha...they said junk
 
2009-11-19 04:03:09 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydow7dz
(copy and paste, NSFW)


how do you get in there?
 
2009-11-19 04:03:13 PM  
Enough to make you piss your pants.
 
2009-11-19 04:04:04 PM  
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yc25bkp
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-19 04:05:04 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: I'll assume this was written for Walmart shoppers.

I thought that too until I remembered that everyone can afford Wal-Mart's prices. This is for the Macy's power shoppers who are too lazy rich to figure out where the trunk is.
 
2009-11-19 04:07:10 PM  
APPROVES
i45.tinypic.com
/I'd put my junk in her trunk
//Rita G GIS is bountiful
 
2009-11-19 04:08:21 PM  
But occifer, that's where I keep my weed and vodak.
 
2009-11-19 04:08:43 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: They knew exactly what they were writing. But the editors didn't.

YEP
It got attention tho. That was the point.
Kinda funny, but they should have had a picture of some large gal bending over to put shopping bags in her trunk, if you know what I mean.
 
2009-11-19 04:09:10 PM  
They'd have to at least buy me dinner first. No one gets to see the junk in this trunk just on their say so, even the police.
 
2009-11-19 04:09:31 PM  
+1 subby. giggity
 
2009-11-19 04:10:00 PM  
www.faniq.com

I'm the Weeners this?

Really?!?!
 
2009-11-19 04:11:34 PM  
Pittsburgh police will need probable cause to see the junk in my trunk. No consent to search, ever.

/dnrtfa
 
2009-11-19 04:12:30 PM  
AbbeySomeone: PC LOAD LETTER: They knew exactly what they were writing. But the editors didn't.

YEP
It got attention tho. That was the point.
Kinda funny, but they should have had a picture of some large gal bending over to put shopping bags in her trunk, if you know what I mean.


Yes. They make the rocking world go 'round.
 
2009-11-19 04:13:08 PM  
BigChad: I'm the Weeners this?

Really?!?!


Yes, you probably are.
 
2009-11-19 04:14:18 PM  
Ha, all I can think of is the 'Fantastic Voyage' video by Coolio where it's just people coming out of his trunk.
 
2009-11-19 04:15:26 PM  
medgadget.com
 
2009-11-19 04:19:47 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-19 04:20:07 PM  
Possibly NSFW, so just to be safe:
Link (new window)
 
2009-11-19 04:21:17 PM  
BigChad: I'm the Weeners this?

I'm not sure you really want to Weeners that.
 
2009-11-19 04:22:22 PM  
Nick Nostril: BigChad: I'm the Weeners this?

Really?!?!

Yes, you probably are.




Stupid filter.

All i typed was "I'm the Weeners this?"

How the hell does it change "Weeners" into "weeners"?


/I might have missed the "r" in "first"
//so "fist to post" isn't allowed?
 
2009-11-19 04:23:41 PM  
i178.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-19 04:24:02 PM  
www.car-z.net
collegeotr.s3.amazonaws.com
www.cartuningcentral.com

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
 
2009-11-19 04:24:02 PM  
I give up.

f i r s t t o p o s t is what I meant.

Weeners
 
2009-11-19 04:27:08 PM  
 
2009-11-19 04:28:24 PM  
Hence the name shiatTSBURGH.
 
2009-11-19 04:28:52 PM  
BigChad: Nick Nostril: BigChad: I'm the Weeners this?

Really?!?!

Yes, you probably are.



Stupid filter.

All i typed was "I'm the Weeners this?"

How the hell does it change "Weeners" into "weeners"?


/I might have missed the "r" in "first"
//so "fist to post" isn't allowed?



www.grimmemennesker.dk

That really was hilarious!
 
2009-11-19 04:31:50 PM  
BigChad: I give up.

f i r s t t o p o s t is what I meant.

Weeners


Hahaha I pictured you hitting "Add Comment", scrolling down, seeing it again, and grabbing your keyboard and throwing it across the room. "SON OF A ..."!!!
 
2009-11-19 04:37:58 PM  
mynewm5: Hence the name shiatTSBURGH.fark you, Pittsburgh rules.
 
2009-11-19 04:42:40 PM  
now i wanna play Fat Princess credit screen.
 
2009-11-19 04:43:12 PM  
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
 
2009-11-19 04:43:15 PM  
bestuff.com

Nope...!
 
2009-11-19 04:44:01 PM  
fark the casbah: BigChad: I give up.

f i r s t t o p o s t is what I meant.

Weeners

Hahaha I pictured you hitting "Add Comment", scrolling down, seeing it again, and grabbing your keyboard and throwing it across the room. "SON OF A ..."!!!


What's even better is when someone tries to hotlink an image that has a fark-filtered word in the url--is shows up on preview just fine, then disappears.
 
2009-11-19 04:45:01 PM  
mynewm5: Hence the name shiatTSBURGH.

Someone from Baltimore is making fun of Pittsburgh? Here's your sign:

img412.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-19 04:51:53 PM  
I'm with using the Trunk Monkeys too.
They do not fail.
 
2009-11-19 05:00:18 PM  
I never get to put my junk in an trunks...
/basement dweller
 
2009-11-19 05:02:59 PM  
I prefer to put my stuff in the muff.
 
2009-11-19 05:03:20 PM  
Anybody posted the Snorlax yet?
www.faniq.com
 
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