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(My Fox Los Angeles)   Not News: Woman gives birth. News: Woman gives birth during her wedding. FARK: She's eleven years old   (myfoxla.com) divider line 298
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2009-11-19 06:16:40 AM
An 11-year old girl is not a woman by any stretch of the imagination. In fact she isn't even a teenager.
 
2009-11-19 08:34:57 AM
It seems there is a culture clash at work here, but that will not stop the farkers from running in here, bleating about child abuse and sex offenders and the decline of morality and knocking each other down, a bit like the Volkswagen at the circus.
 
2009-11-19 08:48:53 AM
jwa007: It seems there is a culture clash at work here,

No, the 19 year old that knocked her up is going to prison. It's in the linked article. The rule about not farking 11 year old girls isn't just a US thing.
 
2009-11-19 08:51:39 AM
jbuist: No, the 19 year old that knocked her up is going to prison. It's in the linked article. The rule about not farking 11 year old girls isn't just a US thing.

I guess his defense that she said she was 12 didn't work out for him, eh?
 
2009-11-19 09:00:30 AM
At first blush, did the photo in that article make you think it was a picture of the bride's gaping birth canal?

Okay, it's just me then.
 
2009-11-19 09:20:16 AM
Bathia_Mapes: An 11-year old girl is not a woman by any stretch of the imagination.

It appears that biology disagrees with you.
 
2009-11-19 09:31:31 AM
isn't this all two weeks old?
 
2009-11-19 09:35:53 AM
colinspooky: isn't this all two weeks old?

Sex with a newborn? That's sick.
 
2009-11-19 09:37:00 AM
How do you give birth to an 11 year old girl? I call shennannnubianns.
 
2009-11-19 09:42:51 AM
jwa007: colinspooky: isn't this all two weeks old?

Sex with a newborn? That's sick.


motivpic.com

/Well, someone has to...
 
2009-11-19 09:45:15 AM
fatimcgee: /Well, someone has to...

PISLGHLTBC
 
2009-11-19 10:13:18 AM
It would be cute if they could time it so the little babby was crafty and came out of the womb wearing a lil' tuxedo screaming something poignant and on topic from Kahlil Gibran.

Then he could say something precious like "Whoopsie I fowgot the wings! (rings in babby talk) I'm going back in!" That would be a precious memory everyone could take home.
 
2009-11-19 10:26:38 AM
i69.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-19 10:31:59 AM
"Do we have any baby-related pictures?"
"No. Just grab a picture of a stroller off Flickr, I guess."
 
2009-11-19 10:52:35 AM
Dude, she's not even 12.

"I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now,"

It's early here, but I really hope that is the saddest thing I read all day.
 
2009-11-19 10:55:08 AM
Calmamity: Dude, she's not even 12.

"I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now,"

It's early here, but I really hope that is the saddest thing I read all day.


Whatever you do, do not go to the Politics tab on Fark then.
 
2009-11-19 10:59:14 AM
Too late.
 
2009-11-19 11:24:48 AM
What a sexual predator might look like:
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk
 
2009-11-19 11:25:59 AM
timujin: What a sexual predator might look like:

Which one?
 
2009-11-19 11:28:50 AM
brap: It would be cute if they could time it so the little babby was crafty and came out of the womb wearing a lil' tuxedo screaming something poignant and on topic from Kahlil Gibran.

Then he could say something precious like "Whoopsie I fowgot the wings! (rings in babby talk) I'm going back in!" That would be a precious memory everyone could take home.


Braptastic.
 
2009-11-19 11:28:52 AM
What's with the picture of the empty stroller? I was expecting to read that the bebeh died or something. Creepy.

Also, how was the marriage going to be legal if it's a crime for him to be sleeping with her?
 
2009-11-19 11:28:59 AM
11, eh?

www.fantasybooksandmovies.com

taking notes...
 
2009-11-19 11:29:43 AM
"I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now,"

Yeah, this is a little more complicated than a Betsy-Wetsy, you daft c**nt.
 
2009-11-19 11:29:59 AM
funny.tehjunk.com
 
2009-11-19 11:30:16 AM
Ewww.
 
2009-11-19 11:30:51 AM
jbuist: jwa007: It seems there is a culture clash at work here,

No, the 19 year old that knocked her up is going to prison. It's in the linked article. The rule about not farking 11 year old girls isn't just a US thing.


I believe she was 10 when the baby was conceived.
 
2009-11-19 11:31:34 AM
jwa007: It seems there is a culture clash at work here, but that will not stop the farkers from running in here, bleating about child abuse and sex offenders and the decline of morality and knocking each other down, a bit like the Volkswagen at the circus.

Well had he done her like the back of a Volkswagen, he prolly wouldn't have this problem.
 
2009-11-19 11:31:47 AM
TotalFark: her brother was the groom
 
2009-11-19 11:32:01 AM
LarryDan43: 11, eh?

taking notes...


Can someone explain to me the mystique of that guy? I'm a chick and I think he's funny looking. Not heartthrob material.

Also, I'm with Subby on the unlikely tag for this story. Seems a bit too pat.
 
2009-11-19 11:32:27 AM
fatimcgee: Well, someone has to...

i48.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-19 11:33:53 AM
boomboxlincoln.org

How the mother and father met
 
2009-11-19 11:34:22 AM
"It is not uncommon for Bulgarian girls to become pregnant while in their teens. Most brides in the country are between 14 and 17 years of age."

Dayum...
 
2009-11-19 11:34:37 AM
DslainteC: At first blush, did the photo in that article make you think it was a picture of the bride's gaping birth canal?

Okay, it's just me then.


I'm glad I'm not alone.
 
2009-11-19 11:35:53 AM
jwa007: It seems there is a culture clash at work here, but that will not stop the farkers from running in here, bleating about child abuse and sex offenders and the decline of morality and knocking each other down, a bit like the Volkswagen at the circus.

Yes. Multiculturalism is more important than any natural aversion to knocking up 11 year olds.
 
2009-11-19 11:35:59 AM
Bathia_Mapes

An 11-year old girl is not a woman by any stretch of the imagination. In fact she isn't even a teenager.

Yep. Doesn't mean her body isn't mature enough to reproduce though. I started menstruating at 10 and was more or less fully developed around 11.

/of course not mentally though, which is why we have these laws
 
2009-11-19 11:36:27 AM
I'm getting tired of all this PC crap. I'm not calling anybody a "Bulgarian" just because they are pregnant. Don't fat people have a "bulge" as well?
 
2009-11-19 11:36:31 AM
FTFA: She admitted that she had not known about sex education or even how to get pregnant. She presumed she was putting on weight from eating too many burgers until her grandmother suggested she was pregnant

How is babby formed?
 
2009-11-19 11:36:41 AM
Wow. I'm 24 and even I can't take care of a kid. I can't even take care of myself let alone a child. I baby sit my little cousins and they're the best birth control ever.


This is just sad.
 
2009-11-19 11:37:06 AM
Thats inconceivable
 
2009-11-19 11:37:18 AM
incrediblebirths.homestead.com
Start young. Start often.
 
2009-11-19 11:37:41 AM
Snopes (new window)
 
2009-11-19 11:37:58 AM
IonBeam2: jwa007: It seems there is a culture clash at work here, but that will not stop the farkers from running in here, bleating about child abuse and sex offenders and the decline of morality and knocking each other down, a bit like the Volkswagen at the circus.

Yes. Multiculturalism is more important than any natural aversion to knocking up 11 year olds.


So, essentially, you are saying you think it is wrong for a 19 year old male to engage in sexual intercourse with an 11 year old female? Is that about it?
 
2009-11-19 11:38:46 AM
taylonr: jbuist: jwa007: It seems there is a culture clash at work here,

No, the 19 year old that knocked her up is going to prison. It's in the linked article. The rule about not farking 11 year old girls isn't just a US thing.

I believe she was 10 when the baby was conceived.


Yup. That doesn't even constitute jail bait. What the hell?
 
2009-11-19 11:39:11 AM
FTA: "I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now," Zhelyazkova told Britain's News of the World newspaper.

*facepalm
 
2009-11-19 11:39:14 AM
Head_Shot: "I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now,"

Yeah, this is a little more complicated than a Betsy-Wetsy, you daft c**nt.


Dude, she's only 11.
 
2009-11-19 11:39:26 AM
By the time she turns 18, that thing will be a cavern.
 
2009-11-19 11:39:33 AM
Mort_Q: Snopes (new window)

That's all sorts of farked up.
 
2009-11-19 11:40:31 AM
Cryptic Farker: "It is not uncommon for Bulgarian girls to become pregnant while in their teens. Most brides in the country are between 14 and 17 years of age."

Dayum...


Exactly. Time to get on Expedia before the best deals are taken.
 
2009-11-19 11:40:49 AM
Aidan: LarryDan43: 11, eh?

taking notes...

Can someone explain to me the mystique of that guy? I'm a chick and I think he's funny looking. Not heartthrob material.


AGREED...I don't get the appeal of that guy at all. Not attractive to me at all. I don't get it.
 
2009-11-19 11:40:53 AM
PsyLord: FTA: "I'm not going to play with toys any more -- I have a new toy now," Zhelyazkova told Britain's News of the World newspaper.

*facepalm


That quote is really disturbing, honestly.
 
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