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(New York Daily News)   Spilled drink leads to gunfight in Cypress Hills bar. Ever heard a Glock go click like a camera?   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, NYPD, bodyguards, Mariah Carey, gun rights, vigil, semiautomatic handgun, bulletproof vests, Kevin White  
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2009-11-19 12:52:35 AM  
The Felon who got shot was only trying to turn his life around when he pulled a .357 magnum and opened fire on a room full of panicking party-goers.
 
2009-11-19 01:05:28 AM  
Shake it like a Polaroid picture?
 
2009-11-19 01:06:55 AM  
I less than three this headline. It was the real one, yes the funky feel one.
 
2009-11-19 01:19:43 AM  
I guess he thought it was time for action.
 
2009-11-19 01:19:55 AM  

archichris: The Felon who got shot was only trying to turn his life around when he pulled a .357 magnum and opened fire on a room full of panicking party-goers.


Whenever I worry about the state of the world, there is always the knowledge that you are a humorless twat to stabilize everything. You bring unyielding stability to these times. You're like a cigar store Indian who craps GOP talking points.
 
2009-11-19 01:30:57 AM  

House of Tards: archichris: The Felon who got shot was only trying to turn his life around when he pulled a .357 magnum and opened fire on a room full of panicking party-goers.

Whenever I worry about the state of the world, there is always the knowledge that you are a humorless twat to stabilize everything. You bring unyielding stability to these times. You're like a cigar store Indian who craps GOP talking points.


He's just trying to get crazy with you. He doesn't know you're loco.
 
2009-11-19 01:35:45 AM  

archichris: The Felon who got shot was only trying to turn his life around when he pulled a .357 magnum and opened fire on a room full of panicking party-goers.


That's why I don't fark with the big 4-0, bro.

/I got to maintain...
 
2009-11-19 01:36:03 AM  

dbirchall: House of Tards: archichris: The Felon who got shot was only trying to turn his life around when he pulled a .357 magnum and opened fire on a room full of panicking party-goers.

Whenever I worry about the state of the world, there is always the knowledge that you are a humorless twat to stabilize everything. You bring unyielding stability to these times. You're like a cigar store Indian who craps GOP talking points.

He's just trying to get crazy with you. He doesn't know you're loco.


Damn. I feel like the Son of Sam.
 
2009-11-19 01:42:18 AM  

House of Tards: Damn. I feel like the Son of Sam.


The lights are blinkin', I'm thinkin', "It's all over when I go out drinkin'."
 
2009-11-19 04:57:41 AM  
Wilson pointed his gun at the officers, and they opened fire, hitting him in the chest, elbow and leg, Kelly said.

Here is something I just can't understand.
 
2009-11-19 05:33:02 AM  
A to the motherfarkin' K, homeboy. A to the motherfarkin' K.

/A to the K
 
2009-11-19 05:39:25 AM  
For my fellow Brits.....

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2009-11-19 05:39:37 AM  

JerseyTim: Wilson pointed his gun at the officers, and they opened fire, hitting him in the chest, elbow and leg, Kelly said.

Here is something I just can't understand.


I'm havin illusions all of this confusion's farkin me up in my mind
 
2009-11-19 05:50:37 AM  
But did someone call for Dr Greenthumb?
 
2009-11-19 05:54:03 AM  
"I'm going to get to the bottom of this," said White's wife, Christine. "Kevin should still be here."
"*sniff* Not my Kevvy, the security tapes lied, he had no gun, not Kevvy, the police framed him!"
 
2009-11-19 06:09:59 AM  
That song is stupid. Glocks don't have hammers you can cock (at least, not external ones). I always get annoyed when I watch a cop show and see that the sound guys have put in a hammer cocking sound just as the cops burst in on a room waving their Glocks. THEY JUST DON'T DO THAT, PEOPLE!

/Det. Sandy Vagina is on the case!
 
2009-11-19 06:11:20 AM  
Seems like it's open season on security guards in Cypress Hill, everyone is shooting them.

archichris: The Felon who got shot was only trying to turn his life around when he pulled a .357 magnum and opened fire on a room full of panicking party-goers.

Read tfa, eh? OK you were first in but only because you didn't read properly.
 
2009-11-19 06:19:07 AM  
Even when you have police doing the right thing; outside, killing the felon... they have to be asses and go inside and murder someone to show everyone they are still.. well, asses.

/and, they will naturally get away with it.
 
2009-11-19 06:29:30 AM  
insane in the membrane.
 
2009-11-19 06:34:20 AM  
He did the right thing, died at the scene.
 
2009-11-19 06:37:50 AM  

FarkinFarker: A to the motherfarkin' K, homeboy. A to the motherfarkin' K.

/A to the K


I don't get it?
 
2009-11-19 06:46:27 AM  
step 1) install a metal detector at the doorway to a nightclub
step 2) deny access to those who can't make it through w/o setting it off
step 3)????????
step 4) profit!!
 
2009-11-19 06:47:47 AM  

Rigger1955: FarkinFarker: A to the motherfarkin' K, homeboy. A to the motherfarkin' K.

/A to the K

I don't get it?


Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse?


The gatt I conceal
Under my jacket
Where, Oh wear do you think I pack it?
 
2009-11-19 06:51:16 AM  

SobrietyFighter: step 1) install a metal detector at the doorway to a nightclub
step 2) deny access to those who can't make it through w/o setting it off
step 3)????????
step 4) profit!!


That would eliminate 95% of their patrons and any chick wearing an underwire bra. Then again, if you could get them to leave their bras at the door...
 
2009-11-19 06:54:34 AM  
SoothinglyDeranged2009-Shake it like a Polaroid picture?

Wow that's a lot of fail.
 
2009-11-19 07:19:10 AM  
Surveillance video showed White, 43, unleashed several shots. He pointed a gun at the approaching cops, police said.

The father of two had 28 prior arrests, including busts for gun possession and robbery.

His family insisted he had turned his life around.


Shooting Justified.
 
2009-11-19 07:21:36 AM  
I just cant beleive that it took three writers too produse something that iliterate.
 
2009-11-19 07:22:01 AM  
at least he didn't go out like a spineless jellyfish.
 
2009-11-19 07:25:20 AM  
Ever heard a Glock go click like a camera?

My Glocks have gone "bang" thousands of times, but I've never heard either of them go "click."
 
2009-11-19 07:28:05 AM  
a hole in your head, you got a hole in your head.

/in your head
/in your mothafarkin heaad.
 
2009-11-19 07:32:30 AM  
FTFA: The plainclothes officers opened fire on one gun-wielding punk

www.tubapants.com
 
2009-11-19 07:35:16 AM  
"Things spiraled out of control when 19-year-old Donovan Wilson shot security guard Winston Marshall in the chest. Marshall was wearing a bulletproof vest and was not seriously hurt."

Security guard Winston Marshall must keep a spare rabbit's foot up his ass.
 
2009-11-19 07:43:14 AM  
Chick, Chick. Boom? (new window)
 
2009-11-19 07:43:36 AM  
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen?
 
2009-11-19 08:01:21 AM  

cutthroat: FTFA: The plainclothes officers opened fire on one gun-wielding punk

[www.tubapants.com image 532x324]


Punks just jealous cause they can't outwrite me.
 
2009-11-19 08:11:31 AM  
Glocks don't go click, unless you're dry firing one, and they don't have a hammer you can thumb back.

/Glock 21 45acp PERFECTION
 
2009-11-19 08:17:51 AM  

TheMega: Even when you have police doing the right thing; outside, killing the felon... they have to be asses and go inside and murder someone to show everyone they are still.. well, asses.

/and, they will naturally get away with it.


How do you where they're at, when you haven't been where they've been... understand where I'm coming from? When you're up on the hill in your big home, they're out there risking their dome.
 
2009-11-19 08:18:19 AM  
i146.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-19 08:20:40 AM  

JerseyTim: Wilson pointed his gun at the officers, and they opened fire, hitting him in the chest, elbow and leg, Kelly said.

Here is something I just can't understand.


How you could attempt suicide by cop? Er, I mean just kill a man...
 
2009-11-19 08:23:07 AM  
I ain't going out like that...
 
2009-11-19 08:27:37 AM  
...I don't think I've heard a camera go "click" for the better part of a decade now.

//go digital already.
//biatches!
 
2009-11-19 08:33:46 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Fat Boy on a Diet, Don't Try It

/I'll Jack Your Ass Like A Looter In A Riot
 
2009-11-19 08:34:52 AM  
FTFA: One witness charged that the first cop was quick to open fire.

"The first thing he did was shoot - and a lot of innocent people almost got hurt," said Shante Young, 21.



Chuck's with Shante. WTF is up with these cops busting into the bar and shooting people like they work there or something?!?!!
 
2009-11-19 08:58:10 AM  
That's just Insane in the Brain.

vocalrebellion.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-19 09:17:32 AM  

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: Ever heard a Glock go click like a camera?

My Glocks have gone "bang" thousands of times, but I've never heard either of them go "click."


Ever? You have to dry fire a Glock to release the slide lock so you can remove the slide and barrel assembly. Are you saying you've never cleaned your pistols, ever?

Unrelated note: Why the hell is a convicted felon doing as an armed security guard?? Felons lose the right to legally possess firearms... don't they?
 
2009-11-19 09:20:05 AM  
Seeing Cypress Hill made me think of their song on the Judgement night song with Sonic Youth... then that got me thinking how much I liked the Helmet/House of Pain song.

/just another victim
 
2009-11-19 09:26:23 AM  
well wadda ya know?

/I came up on this balla/
//for his cash, the weed sack and his Impala
 
2009-11-19 09:29:04 AM  
Got no brain, went insane.
 
2009-11-19 09:37:23 AM  

Chuck Ruffcorn: FTFA: One witness charged that the first cop was quick to open fire.

"The first thing he did was shoot - and a lot of innocent people almost got hurt," said Shante Young, 21.


Chuck's with Shante. WTF is up with these cops busting into the bar and shooting people like they work there or something?!?!!


From what is sounds like, if they would have taken out a few more of those party goers they would have prevented future shootings.
 
2009-11-19 09:46:44 AM  
BRB, cops comin' by to snatch my crops
 
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