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2003-03-24 01:25:55 PM  
He decided to try and win her over early on Sunday.

By chopping her into pieces!
2003-03-24 01:47:06 PM  
Hacker?! I hardly even know her!

Or maybe: Hacker?! I hardly even know html! But I have this handy knife!

Ok ok, last one: Hacker?! No, internet ROMEO! With a knife!

Also, just a heads-up regarding the misleading headline: It seems that it was only the male half of the "couple" who did the hacking to pieces.
2003-03-24 03:25:37 PM  
Damn, the Fark parties are getting messy.
2003-03-24 03:38:40 PM  
This can't be true. Internet dating always ends happily ever after.
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2003-03-24 04:22:19 PM  
There wasn't mutual hacking, just one hacker and one hackee.
2003-03-24 04:26:25 PM  
Sometimes you've just got to take a stab at happiness...
2003-03-24 04:37:31 PM  
2003-03-24 04:37:45 PM  
The newspaper quoted the police as saying Thapa confessed that after she rejected his wooing, he became "emotionally excited and upset and hacked and stabbed the girl to death".

Um, yeah. The guy did all the hacking and killing and stuff.
2003-03-24 04:37:59 PM  
Wonder if she got the point that sometimes you have to cut to the chase even though it may end up being a stab in the dark...
2003-03-24 04:38:03 PM  
Say...Say WHA?
2003-03-24 04:38:09 PM  
And they lived happily ever after. No wait.
2003-03-24 04:38:23 PM  
Subject-verb agreement surrenders?
2003-03-24 04:39:02 PM  
He's an internet hacker.
2003-03-24 04:39:42 PM  
Meet Your She met hers.
2003-03-24 04:40:37 PM  
2003-03-24 04:40:52 PM  
Police said Thapa then tried unsuccessfully to take his own life.

... but he couldn't screw up the "trying to kill her" part.

Did he at least mutilate his own genitals? can we have the "technical" Darwin award?
2003-03-24 04:42:22 PM  
I always knew meatspace was dangerous.
2003-03-24 04:42:35 PM  
2003-03-24 04:42:57 PM  
Jumping on the attack-the-submitter bandwagon... -10 points for gettin' the story wrong.

On an unrelated note, Drew Curtis unavailable for comment regarding's potential connection to the incident...
2003-03-24 04:43:14 PM  
Is it possible that internet dating has sunken to all new low? Is that even possible?
2003-03-24 04:43:32 PM  
Smooth, I don't think I could of done it any better. Two thumbs up for Romeo.
2003-03-24 04:43:56 PM  
Dress me up in stitches it's now or never
I'm tired of wearing black and blue
Dress me up in stitches its now or never
Dyin' to get my blood on you

2003-03-24 04:44:35 PM  
why couldn't he have just hacked himself to pieces first and saved some innocent life. Moron.
2003-03-24 04:44:53 PM  
do people read these stories before they write the fark headlines?

/old complaint
2003-03-24 04:45:42 PM  
So uh any farkettes looking for love?

I am a 6'6" athletic male with a 6 figure income, several sports cars a penthouse in Dallas

I enjoy moonlight walks on the beaches, stabbing, romantic dinners and foot rubs

-The Incredible Hunk
2003-03-24 04:46:23 PM  

I used to love her,
But I had to kill her;
I used to love her,
But I had to kill her.
She biatched so much, She drove me nuts,
And now I'm happier this way.

I used to love her,
But I had to kill her;
I used to love her,
But I had to kill her.
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under,
And I can still hear her complain.

Youse Farkin' Farkers are idiots for makin fun! This is the kind of love only a man like O.J. Simpson could EVER comprehend !

2003-03-24 04:47:11 PM  
Back in the fourth grade we were introduced to something called reading comprehension. The idea was to read an article or a few paragraphs and then answer several questions that would determine if we actually could remember what we had just read.
I always thought the answer was 6,721. I used to copy from the paper of the submitter of this article.
2003-03-24 04:47:19 PM  
This ended pretty sanely for an email romance.
2003-03-24 04:47:24 PM  
regarding's potential connection to the incident...

Stupid Nepalese, always bringing knives to a flamewar...
2003-03-24 04:48:35 PM  
Isn't Nepal the places where the prince went on a killing rampage and murdered lots of people at the palace? I think I'm seeing a pattern here.
2003-03-24 04:49:45 PM  
Maybe this guy was a Ninja

Theoe guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

So maybe she dropped a spoon
2003-03-24 04:49:57 PM  
03-24-03 01:47:06 PM SurgeonDryHog

Those are good ones.
2003-03-24 04:52:00 PM  
"If you love something, let it go; if it doesn't come back..."
2003-03-24 04:52:20 PM I'm sure she "cybered" him, sent really bawdy emails and got all down and dirty. But then after SEEING him, she has to have her FRIENDS tell him she's not interested. What happened to the love????

What was he going to "surprise" her with (besides the knife blows & blood) early Sunday morning?? Her friends already told him she wasn't interested, I think it's all premeditated!!! Where's LawTalkingGuy to back me up on this one!?
2003-03-24 04:52:50 PM  

Considering that 90 percent* of all violent acts are perpetrated by men, why hasn't the female gender risen up and overthrown my fellow barbaric and malevolent brothers? If any other 'group' of people had this high of a violence rate, we would enprison them (if they had oil, we would bomb them.)

My suggestion for overthrowing us: take your top off; as our mind locks and the drool starts to flow, suffocate us with your boobies. Everyone wins.

* - This is a made up statistic. I bet it's higher, though.
2003-03-24 04:52:59 PM  
Cardinarky, I almost shiat myself when I read that.

The headline freked me out, because when I first read it I thought the man's name was E-Love, which was what we used to call my roommate. I thought i had just found out he murdered someone from Fark, but then I read the article.
2003-03-24 04:54:11 PM  
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2003-03-24 04:54:14 PM  
21/m/southern cali w/blue eyes


45/homosexual pedophile/mothers basement w/everquest and big knife
2003-03-24 04:56:44 PM  
it went like this, as near as anybody can tell. he went to her family's fish fry, took her to the drive-in, porked her, then beat her to death with his boot. it is speculated that he was upset about the ease with which he got into
her pants, when she had resisted his brother's attempts earlier. he threw the body into frenchtown pond, if memory serves, and went home. when the police found him the following afternoon, he was nonchalantly scrubbing out the cab of his truck with the aid of a garden hose.
2003-03-24 04:56:46 PM  
Unperson: Thanks dude! May you never be stabbed.
2003-03-24 04:57:33 PM  
"And that was the last time I ever talked to chicks..."

Ah, see what you women do to guys? This is a rather good example of an Intellectual Whore (some guy even wrote a website with obvious URL).

Please, ladies, don't tease guys.
2003-03-24 04:57:52 PM  
Shows once again that its better to have a gun and not need it than to need one and not have it.
2003-03-24 04:57:53 PM  
Yeah, I think she got the point.

God reveals security flaw in skin, allowing hackers to gain access to vital internal components....
2003-03-24 04:57:58 PM  
She was looking for a real cut-up.
2003-03-24 04:59:11 PM  
What's with all the submitters who can't read?

2003-03-24 04:59:47 PM  
"So I hacked death with a knife."

2003-03-24 05:00:35 PM  

I met a chick on the internet once through a friend. I dropped 200 bucks, flew to Arizona, and she was a pig. So that was that. Yes, I did bang her, but that's beside the point - internet relationships are ALWAYS DANGEROUS at first. If you're a moron, you go see the person to follow up, and BAM - reality hits you with a friggin' haymaker. This is just my situation magnified to the highest degree.

/banged an awful pig of a human for no reason

2003-03-24 05:01:07 PM  
At least maybe the next girl will say "yes". Just look at what this one made him do!
2003-03-24 05:01:50 PM  
It's very dark in here today.
2003-03-24 05:02:23 PM  
Im 22/f/CA and i Carry a Glock 22C, this article shows why.
2003-03-24 05:02:54 PM  
Triphammer: when you say you "banged her," does that mean you shot her?
2003-03-24 05:04:36 PM  
i sure hope this story doesnt get out.

i dont need any more skinny blonde girls threatening to pepper spray me at frat parties.
2003-03-24 05:04:38 PM  
OMG. for real. wtg romeo
2003-03-24 05:04:49 PM  
DeeDee: Pepper spray is just as effective. Lose the gun, seriously.
2003-03-24 05:05:56 PM  
I'd like to see him cut through this..
2003-03-24 05:06:05 PM  
Maveno Consider yourself backed up. I don't know if Kathmandu has any crazy laws, but I would imagine arguing against premeditation would be a tough sell here in the states.

Do you think Bob Seger still wants to go there?
2003-03-24 05:06:11 PM  
I've been with the same girl I met online since I was 13. It's been 4 years now. Absolutely beautiful. Currently engaged, planning to live together, and completely in love.

Internet relationships work if they're given as much priority and respect as "real" relationships. Cybering all night , lying about your image or your personality, or being a completely different person does not result in a meaningful, loving relationship.

However, constant time together, a variety of conversations, and absolute sugary sweetness do. You'll be spending a lot on phone, internet, mail, gifts, media, though.

How many couples have a 4 disc soundtrack though? Or can remember each and every conversation they've had? Not many. I wouldn't trade any of this for all the flesh and bone in the world..

Not that I think the flesh and bone I've had is not's great <3 Mmm, Sarah.
2003-03-24 05:07:18 PM  
I didn't know O.J. was dating again
2003-03-24 05:09:26 PM  
Peper spray works, but not as well as a 180 grain hollow and especially not if the guy is on PCP or speed. Why else should women carry purses anyways?
2003-03-24 05:09:40 PM  
You've got Mail 2 starring Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie.
2003-03-24 05:09:59 PM  

Ah yes - consider what I may have been "shooting" her with, my friend.


2003-03-24 05:11:35 PM  
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2003-03-24 05:11:46 PM  
awaiting cynical/realistic (take your pick) attacks on Withlovesarareku
2003-03-24 05:13:34 PM  
Sounds like a reasonable response. Stupid tease!
2003-03-24 05:14:16 PM  
Withlovesarareku: You should go ahead and start saving for the therapy your gonna need later on.
2003-03-24 05:14:22 PM  
Tigger, I was only going to point out that at 17 perhaps he may not be that qualified to dispense advise on relationships, but... hey, maybe other 17 year olds can heed his advise. I'm not going to attack him, tempting as it might be.
2003-03-24 05:14:31 PM  
My wife and I met on the internet 5 years ago. We are very happy.

I also met my gf before that on the internet... She's now my sister-in-law after we introduced her to my brother-in-law. heh. Small world.
2003-03-24 05:15:23 PM  
"awaiting cynical/realistic (take your pick) attacks on Withlovesarareku "

I'll jump in and share that I too am with the same girl I met online. Our daughter turns 3 next month.
2003-03-24 05:15:31 PM  
Triphammer: I met a chick on the internet once through a friend. I dropped 200 bucks, flew to Arizona, and she was a pig. So that was that. Yes, I did bang her, but that's beside the point -

And here, ladies and gents, do we have the major difference between men and women. If she was a total pig, why did you want to bang her?
2003-03-24 05:15:33 PM  
Withlovesarareku: How many couples have a 4 disc soundtrack though? Or can remember each and every conversation they've had? Not many

irc logs do not count as remembering
2003-03-24 05:15:43 PM  
HAHA Big Honkey, I choose you
2003-03-24 05:18:25 PM  
Never said I wanted to bang her, Chameleon - I felt pretty bad for her after I told her that I simply wasn't sexually attracted to her the way she was to me. Pity sex, I think it's called.
2003-03-24 05:18:34 PM  
I'm testing bold. Sorry.
2003-03-24 05:18:44 PM  

Hence why I resisted the temptation, although did encourage others somewhat...
2003-03-24 05:18:46 PM  

But the question is....Are you going to hack her to death when she wants a new man??

That's what we want to know, who cares about that love-schlub.
2003-03-24 05:19:26 PM  
with all these testimonials for online dating/relationships, cracKness can come to the conclusion that there just might be hope for him :)

/19 yr old who has nothing (not to mention no one *rimshot*) :p
2003-03-24 05:21:21 PM  
"Police said Thapa then tried unsuccessfully to take his own life."
See, this is what I'm talking about when I say that these kids today have no real skills, no follow through, they just aren't motivated. He killed the girl, but couldn't quite manage to kill himself. Jeez, hell in a hand basket...
2003-03-24 05:22:18 PM  
Its stupid people like this that give the Lifetime channel endless ideas for more morbid woman movies.....that never show any boobies.
2003-03-24 05:23:07 PM  
Now it's gone from dark to just plain disturbing in here.

I blame Maveno.

I kid, I kid.
2003-03-24 05:24:02 PM  
You've got jail!
2003-03-24 05:26:43 PM  
I'd say she just got pranked! Oh c'mon don't be a Stifly Stifferson!

BTW...good move on his part, bringing the knives to the last-minute attempt at wooing. Bravo.
2003-03-24 05:29:14 PM  
Oops. I was thinking You've Got Mail but posted Sleepless in Seattle. Why didn't someone tell my I posted the wrong pic?

I now know I couldn't rely on any of you to tell me if I had a booger hanging off my nose, spinach stuck between my teeth, or toilet paper stuck to my shoe.
2003-03-24 05:29:46 PM  
DeeDee: It's the culture of fear. I don't like Michael Moore, but that part of his documentary was right on. If pepper spray won't stop someone, then a gun probably won't either. Also, this way when you get dumped or fired by some a-hole, you won't go out and get drunk and then find that you have a handy gun in your purse. I'm guessing you keep this gun loaded, too. Otherwise it would be useless for self-defense right? Seriously, it seems like you're just asking for a terrible accident. Also, I hope you have a concealed weapons license. That is all.
2003-03-24 05:29:48 PM  
Agreed Garanimal!

I love to prank people for hours in my basement! :D
2003-03-24 05:30:58 PM  
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Hey ProvenItchFighter, want to meet up tonight? You know I'm dyyyyingggg to meet you!
2003-03-24 05:32:53 PM  
Sudie...there's spinach on your nose and a booger in your teeth.
2003-03-24 05:33:26 PM  
I don't get what so many people have against long-distance relationships.

I met my current girlfriend in an IRC chat in August. We got to know each either quite well... I probably know her better than most anyone else in my life. I visited her for five days in February, and guess what? Nothing could have gone better. She was even better than expected, and we got along even better than we could have ever thought. She's not a pedophiliac half-ogre, and neither am I. We're both the same age, really. There's absolutely no problem with what we have.

Besides... people don't realize how much strength it takes to actually go through with something like this. Do you realize how it feels to not even be able to see the person you love on a regular basis? You probably don't, and let me tell you, it can suck sometimes. But things are going fine.

So, if you don't know what you're talking about, please do shut up. You have no right to say these things.

As far as this incident... yes, it is horrible. But are the only violent people the ones you meet online? No... there are a LOT of incidents of this kind of violence without that factor involved.
2003-03-24 05:33:46 PM  
Sudie: It wasn't a mistake... same script, different title.
2003-03-24 05:34:22 PM  
Cutco is the way to go.
2003-03-24 05:34:49 PM  
No, I won't kill her with knives or any form of sharp weapon. If she ever wanted a new man, then I'd realize that her need was true, because I trust her and respect her thoughts and emotions.

And as for the comment about IRC logs, most of our conversations are on the phone, we only used the Internet for about a year. And we recall them by memory, not by tape or saved files.

But truthfully, the number of sucessful long distance relationships out there is larger than the "I met her, then I killed her", but lesser than the "I met her, but she wasn't anything like she was online".

The most important part in a relationship, online or offline, is honesty. Any relationship that works out in this world depends on it.

Now I am waiting for someone to talk about posting "boobies" links of their significant others....FARK..what a world..heeh.
2003-03-24 05:36:59 PM  
Gohanmastaflex Dude, chill. Who is saying anything about online dating being so bad?

ProvenItchFighter and I are in love..been years now. We're going to meet tonight actually. :)
2003-03-24 05:37:30 PM  
Hey, Maveno, you Veg-e-matic of love.

Bring it on, I'll bring my Salad Shooter and we'll make mounds of coleslaw.
2003-03-24 05:37:36 PM  
*brushes nose, blows teeth*

Thanks, ProvenItch. My faith in cyber-relationships is now resored.
2003-03-24 05:40:28 PM  
" Why didn't someone tell my I posted the wrong pic? "

I dunno, maybe because every guy that knows the difference is too busy "in love" and every other guy HATES both movies. I believe "Sleepless" is on my top 5 most despicable movies of all time. "You've got mail" is probably close, but I haven't seen it (more aptly "I wasn't forced to watch it").
2003-03-24 05:40:50 PM  
I'm far too shallow to fall in love with someone online. I wanna know the hotness factor, baby! Woowoo!

He probably sent her a picture of the Nepali equivelent of Brad Pitt. "uh, yeah, this is what I look like..." When she saw the real stuff, she wanted no piece o' dat.
2003-03-24 05:41:26 PM  
resored = restored

So what your saying, Courtney Cox-Zucker, is that no one else caught my error, either.

Yeah, it was essentially the same plot.
2003-03-24 05:42:28 PM  
you likey my veggy chopper Itchy? ::wink wink::

I'll bring the duct tape and ro....errrr, I mean carrots and lettuce.

03-24-03 05:34:49 PM Withlovesarareku
No, I won't kill her with knives or any form of sharp weapon. If she ever wanted a new man, then I'd realize that her need was true, because I trust her and respect her thoughts and emotions.

Mr Hallmark!
2003-03-24 05:47:17 PM  

I've carried for years, and been pissed off many times, but have never opened fire, nor brandished my firearm. Can't you just accept that some people are responsible, and have the right to cary?
2003-03-24 05:47:23 PM  
Chameleon - ok, fine. I'm going to woo you over the internet and never send you a picture. You have no idea what I look like, but that's cool because neither one of us is shallow like that, remember? After we've established a relationship in which we really care about each other (which we would, not being shallow), I'm going to fly you out here so we can meet. Remember, you've never seen what I look like.

The inability (or lack of desire) for one to fall in love online isn't always because someone is shallow, believe me. If I were a pig, you'd humor me and be nice until you flew off, and then I'd never hear from you again. In my mind, that's perfectly fine.

Some people clearly can't handle that possibility. Chop chop.

2003-03-24 05:47:45 PM  
"No, I won't kill her with knives or any form of sharp weapon"

So bludgeoning isn't out then... Perhaps you could smash her head with a toaster? :p
2003-03-24 05:49:58 PM  
No, I won't kill her with knives or any form of sharp weapon. If she ever wanted a new man, then I'd realize that her need was true, because I trust her and respect her thoughts and emotions.

Write that down. Read it to yourself when she gets shiatfaced at a party and nails someone else. It'll seem funny then, I promise you.

2003-03-24 05:54:36 PM  
Toaster? It'd be kind of funny to kill someone with a toaster. I don't know. I think I'd fire a cruise missle or a SCUD at her..heh..

I guess the fact that Sarah is a very pure hearted Christian girl lets me trust that she won't go to a party, get high/drunk, and have sex with someone who smells like Jack Daniels.
2003-03-24 05:55:08 PM  
LOL Spikedsynapse!! Yeah! How'd I miss that??

He conveniently left out bludgeoning!!
2003-03-24 05:55:27 PM  

well put.
2003-03-24 05:55:47 PM  
Good one, bring the duct tape, I'll bring the plastic sheeting. Can't be too careful these days.

Maybe Sudie can bring some spinach.
2003-03-24 05:56:26 PM  
religious girls wont cheat on you by going all the way, theyll just give the guy head in the bathroom
2003-03-24 05:57:29 PM  

equally well put
2003-03-24 05:59:18 PM  
I've gotta go to my late lunch now, but Withlovesarareku is obsessed I think. The toaster death might not be too far for him if she does find love with a Jack Daniel cologne man. His Fark name has her name in it.

(ghostly voice) Sarah sarahhhhh sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SARAHHHhh!

Hey Withlovesarareku, give us her IRC name...I want to ask her some questions. Like...if she knows you!

lol/kidding except for the IRC name. ??
2003-03-24 06:01:50 PM  

I have yet to see Bowling for Columbine but it sounds interesting. A firearm is an awesome reponsibility, one most aren't good for the task and especially most women who are usually too reactionary, biatchy and emotional.

I for one am not, i have one gun and know it well, it is a very safe gun to carry that sometimes doesn't see the light of day for weeks on end. And when it does, it's usually for cleaning and lubing or shooting at the range. I want to add too that in the year and a half that i have had it, i have never had a need to bring it to action. Also, i am very peaceful drunk but i am usually very aware of my suroundings when i am drunk. And if my boss fired me, Boyfriend broke up with me or when i argue with him from time to tim, the gun is never considered in the situation.

Thanks for your concern.
2003-03-24 06:03:03 PM  
Maveno...enjoy lunch but leave room for coleslaw!!! ::wink, wink::

I have no idea what that means....
2003-03-24 06:10:20 PM  
Hm. Well I met MY current girlfriend over the computer and we haven't hacked each other up one bit. It's been what, 2 years now. Maybe we're due for a psychotic episode soon. I'll keep you all posted, but right now I have GOT to find my whetstone!
2003-03-24 06:14:09 PM  
I personally think that the whole internet dating thing is a farking stupid idea. What happened to real human interaction? Why not actually go out and meet people in person, instead of sitting around at your same old desk with your computer? If things don't work out in the real world, at least you've been places and done things. Further, the physical attraction is a very important aspect in dating. why would you want to attempt to bring about a relationship with someone if you don't even know what they look like in person? If you ask me the whole internet relationship seems to be a mark of desparation...
2003-03-24 06:15:58 PM  
Who'da thunk it... an internet date turns out to be a psycho freak.
2003-03-24 06:17:00 PM  
03-24-03 06:14:09 PM Punkr10426
I personally think that the whole internet dating thing is a farking stupid idea.

Uh, then don't do it. In the meantime, I know at least two happily married couples (5+ years each) that met over the internet.
2003-03-24 06:17:11 PM  
if shes so pure hearted and christian, why is she humping you?
oh wait. this is the REAL girlfriend, who had to go to outerspace for reasons too complex to enter into here.
2003-03-24 06:21:20 PM  
I guess the fact that Sarah is a very pure hearted Christian girl lets me trust that she won't go to a party, get high/drunk, and have sex with someone who smells like Jack Daniels.

...and then comes college
2003-03-24 06:23:03 PM  
For those interested in "Bowling for Columbine." Some interesting tid bits.

"Michael Moore's Oscar-contender documentary, Bowling for Columbine, pokes fun at corporate creeps and hypocrites in his crusade to figure out who is to blame for the gun-related violence in America. But we've found Moore's facts a little slippery.

TITLE: Moore titled the movie Bowling for Columbine because, he suggests, the two kids who shot up Columbine High in Littleton, Colo., went to a 6 a.m. bowling class on the day of the attack.
ACTUALLY: Cool story, but police say it's not true. They say the shooters skipped their bowling class that day.

MISSILES: Moore wonders whether kids at Columbine might be driven to violence because of the "weapons of mass destruction" made in Lockheed Martin's assembly plant in Littleton. Moore shows giant rockets being assembled.
ACTUALLY: Lockheed Martin's plant in Littleton doesn't make weapons. It makes space launch vehicles for TV satellites.

WELFARE: Moore places blame for a shooting by a child in Michigan on the work-to-welfare program that prevented the boy's mother from spending time with him.
ACTUALLY: Moore doesn't mention that mom had sent the boy to live in a house where her brother and a friend kept drugs and guns.

BANK: Moore says North Country Bank & Trust in Traverse City, Mich., offered a deal where, "if you opened an account, the bank would give you a gun." He walks into a branch and walks out with a gun.
ACTUALLY: Moore didn't just walk in off the street and get a gun. The transaction was staged for cameras. You have to buy a long-term CD, then go to a gun shop to pick up the weapon after a background check."
2003-03-24 06:23:14 PM  
DeeDee. not to take you out of context, but I'm doing it anyway..."it...sometimes doesn't see the light of day for weeks on end. And when it does, it's usually for cleaning and lubing or shooting"

snicker snicker
2003-03-24 06:26:49 PM  
Maybe Sudie can bring some spinach.

Cool. I've never been invited to an orgy before.

*reads through comments*

veggy chopper...
duct tape...
plastic sheeting...
salad shooter...

I hope you guys are talking about tossing salads.

Um, nevermind. Either way, I don't want to come.
2003-03-24 06:34:25 PM  
Good point Punkr10426, I think the internet acts as a dating smoke screen clouding reality.

And ProvenItchFighter, i am flattered by your humerous observation, i need to watch what i say = )
2003-03-24 06:39:13 PM  
See, you gotta stick to anonymous, faceless kitty-killing with stranger on the net.
2003-03-24 06:43:49 PM  
" Either way, I don't want to come."

Yeh, I'd say don't go as coming is the whole point of going... /nothin
2003-03-24 06:46:33 PM  

There's a kid that goes to my college named Bishal Thapa. From Nepal. 24 years old.

Any Nepalese (or people familiar with them) farkers? Is it that common of a name? Or do I now know someone "famous"?
2003-03-24 06:48:42 PM  
erm. oh. jeeze.

/me removes his profile from Lavalife.
2003-03-24 06:51:56 PM  
I guess the word "Pounces" doesn't translate well to the real world.
2003-03-24 06:52:23 PM  
Shouldn't have been a dicktease.

don't poke the pilsberry doughboy if you don't want him to rise with his poppin fresh loving.
2003-03-24 06:58:07 PM  
guess she went to

2003-03-24 07:03:29 PM  
I just think that this whole on-line hacking thing is going way too far.
jbc [TotalFark]
2003-03-24 07:07:02 PM  
"Love hurts, Love scars, Love wounds and mars
Any heart not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts"
2003-03-24 07:32:01 PM  
Sudie...tossing salads...hil-freakin-larious...I hadn't even thought of that one...

DeeDee...sorry, I know you were making a serious point, but I snickered...I'm in that kind of mood. was look what you started.
2003-03-24 07:33:54 PM  
Like I always said...Love Stinks!
2003-03-24 07:35:06 PM  
Triphammer, I'm sorry if you thought I was calling you shallow; I didn't mean it that way. I was actually being serious. I am too shallow to internet date. There was actually a time that I got really close to a guy I met online, but then he sent me a picture, and he was kinda, um, large, which totally made me uninterested. Call me a horrific biatch, I guess...

I met my husband the old-fashioned way...during a D&D game...
2003-03-24 07:35:53 PM  
Is Maveno at it again?!
2003-03-24 07:40:46 PM  
Sure was Foxinthebox and I take no responsibility for the way my comments about making coleslaw were taken as double entendre'd. You people all have sick, sick minds.
2003-03-24 07:42:10 PM  
Nizzzhe bold ushage dere, Itch.
2003-03-24 07:45:37 PM  
uummmm...coleslaw is good sometimes ProvenItchFighter
2003-03-24 07:48:29 PM  
Triphammer is your name Eric? My ex-boyfriend told me that exact story about meeting the girl online, then meeting her in person, and she was fat, and he banged her because he felt sorry for her. And I had the same question--"Why would you have sex with someone you didn't want to?" Well, it a "mercy fark" and of course he was just doing her a favor, since he was such a stud.

I don't think it's shallow to want to know what someone looks like before you get interested, since half of us fall in love at first sight, and intellectually that would seem to be a very shallow to decide who to hit on....but most of us do it anyway.
2003-03-24 07:51:28 PM  
Sometimes I proofread before I post. And then sometimes I don't.
2003-03-24 07:51:33 PM  
Foxinthebox...I agree's surprisingly good in a sandwich.
2003-03-24 07:53:33 PM  
Love sandwich?
2003-03-24 07:56:11 PM  
I joined this thread too late I coleslawing is going over my head.
2003-03-24 08:03:22 PM  
Foxinthebox...take the time and follow the whole thread, I've been on this thing for hours...

Just talkin' about slaw...
Cole slaw...
He's one bad mutha'...
Watch your mouth!!!

I really think this coleslaw thing could get popular...I got coleslawed in this deli was awesome!
2003-03-24 08:05:07 PM  
DeeDee: Thanks for your considerate reply.

Just remember: if you have a gun, you have to be willing to shoot in the head or body, or he could take it away from you and shoot you with it. With pepper spray, you don't have to decide whether or not to kill someone. (and FYI, pepper still blinds people on speed, and people on PCP don't act like they do in urban myths--it's a dissociative drug that mostly makes you feel numb and floaty.)

That said, of course it's your right to have a gun, and I'm glad you seem to be so careful and sanguine about it.
2003-03-24 08:07:09 PM  
shiat! Work got in my way of Farking!! Now I have to go shopping and home.

Foxinthebox It's all about the salad/slaw!

Itchy This is for you baby! (hope html works) I'm out of here, seeya tomorrow!

[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-24 08:08:52 PM  
ProvenItchFighter That actually sounds good in a chicken sandwich!

The online love Does not sound good though!
2003-03-24 08:11:05 PM  
Beautiful Maveno
Thats what I needed, a visual!

Are you leaving so soon Maveno</b<?
2003-03-24 08:12:54 PM  

- no, my name ain't Eric, it's Josh. And I'm glad you understand my point, you simply can't sit there and say that looks never come into play with this sort of thing, because it's bullshiat. Why do you think the dopey loser goes home alone?

I was once that dopey loser. Ah, who am I kidding.

2003-03-24 08:14:56 PM  
FoxintheBox, I'm confused too. Coleslaw wrestling?
2003-03-24 08:28:04 PM  
This same E-love thing happens to me all the time.
2003-03-24 08:30:25 PM and the rest of you have twisted minds...when I talked about getting coleslawed in a deli I was talking about getting coleslaw and Russian dressing with pastrami on seeded rye. It was transcendant.

Orgies?? Deviant acts?? I don't know where all of your heads are at, but its about time they got out of the gutter, young lady!!!

Now you've taken the idea of all-American God-fearing deli products and made them all dirty. For shame!!
2003-03-24 08:31:39 PM  
Hang down your head Tom Dooley
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head Tom Dooley
Poor boy you're bound to die
2003-03-24 08:33:00 PM  
Is internet dating really unsafe, one of these stories shows up about once a year. Just about I know of age has seen or had a bad experiance based on meeting someone at a bar or club who couldn't take no for an answer or who were just seriously messed up.

Tamarah, it sounds like MM may have taken some artistic liberties, but the premise was there.
2003-03-24 08:34:20 PM  
Googlism for coleslaw:

coleslaw is a hot and tangy alternative to the old
coleslaw is a documentary cum music video
coleslaw is that there is no right way or wrong way
coleslaw is one of those dishes which you really only get out what you put in
coleslaw is now one week over date and is very smelly
coleslaw is colorful and makes a delightful accompaniment to any meat
coleslaw is at it again
coleslaw is coleslaw
coleslaw is meant to be
coleslaw is life
2003-03-24 08:41:26 PM  
Sudie...very profound verse...reminiscent of Lao Tsu...

I'm outta here...gotta go pick up Mrs. Itch and then hopefully we'll make some macaroni salad, if you know what I mean, heh heh heh.

'Cause at this point I certainly don't...
2003-03-24 08:42:55 PM  
As I recall, ProvenItch, you're the one who took a wrong turn down into the cabbage patch:

Have fun!
2003-03-24 08:49:47 PM  
Triphammer Everybody knows what a "mercy fark" is. I probably wouldn't do it, but when you get in a tense never know. It might be easier than trying to explain. : )
2003-03-24 09:11:33 PM  
He tried to woo her with the ol' Napalese Disappearing, Reappearing, Disappearing, Reappearing, Disappearing, Reappearing, Disappearing, Reappearing, Dissappearing knife trick.

Bu-dum-bum, tssss!

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

-Grand Ba$tard B-
2003-03-24 09:39:33 PM  

I'm watching 'sleepless in seattle' as I type... word...
2003-03-24 09:52:18 PM  
What is this 'Trolling for Concubines' movie that people speak of? There's a Fark production crew now?
2003-03-24 10:16:03 PM  
03-24-03 05:34:49 PM Withlovesarareku = Dr. Phil

03-24-03 05:29:46 PM SurgeonDryHog
"If pepper spray won't stop someone, then a gun probably won't either."

kinda hard to utilize basic hand-eye coordination when you have NO EYE or the cavity that held it.(H&K USP .40S&W)

peppersray only disorientes (sp?) the attacker. only if you jumped way far right, left or behind the attacker, he/she could still lunge in same direction and have ur ass....
2003-03-24 10:40:41 PM  
"I'm watching 'sleepless in seattle' as I type... word..."
That is not a statement that a real G is likely to make.
2003-03-24 10:42:28 PM  
I was in a long distance, online relationship, she was cute, too... only 3 years younger than me. We broke up about a year ago due to religious differences.
2003-03-24 11:51:42 PM  
Well, if I arranged to meet a "21/f/blonde cheerleader" and she turned out to be "40/m/balding/overweight/sweaty/perverted ex-con" I'd probably lose my temper as well.
2003-03-25 12:25:30 AM  
Police said Thapa then tried unsuccessfully to take his own life.

Didn't try hard enough. Better luck next time.
2003-03-25 12:35:30 AM  
i "stabbed" this girl i met online... split her in two, actually. she thanked me later...

2003-03-25 12:47:54 AM  

I must admit that I am somewhat taken aback by the level in which we farkers make light of such a situation. Getting stabbed is no laughing matter - well, the morphine afterwards is kinda fun, but I digress.

Oh hell - his skills were completely backwards, he shoulda messed up the trying to kill her part and got the killing himself part right - but then Nepalese prisons aren't the nicest places, so perhaps he will get his just desserts.
2003-03-25 03:27:23 AM  
This guy must have seen the episode of the shield where this happened.
2003-03-25 05:07:36 AM  
Is internet dating really unsafe, one of these stories shows up about once a year. Just about I know of age has seen or had a bad experiance based on meeting someone at a bar or club who couldn't take no for an answer or who were just seriously messed up.

No more or less than normal dating.


Girl meets guy at party. Guy tells girl he is a successful director who is directing an independent movie.
Girl is an arts student majoring in cinemaphotography.
Girl finds out guy is unemployed bum. Loses interest in guy.
Guy gets pissed off.

Men and women can tell fibs on and off the internet.

Both situations you are taking a risk unless of course you have known the person for a while and in both circumstances you try to reduce putting yourself in a position of risk

ie you do not go back for coffee of a guy you just met at a party etc unless you want sex.... Most people know this.
2003-03-25 12:02:21 PM  
OMG KN1F3 K1LL!!!!11
2003-03-25 12:42:48 PM  
"Police said Thapa then tried unsuccessfully to take his own life."

IMHO, they always get the order wrong.
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