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(NCBuy)   Who listens to the music in a porno? No one -- but some musicians in the San Francisco Bay Area are out to change that   (ncbuy.com ) divider line 73
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2003-03-24 01:11:52 PM  
C'mon now, folks. You know you can hum the tune to "Debbie Does Dallas."
 
2003-03-24 04:03:14 PM  
Um, Weaps, I think you're the only one humming. It's been almost three hours since you commented. ;)
 
2003-03-24 04:33:22 PM  
Sudie I think you are right, and I've had that damn song going through my head all day!

But I, um, heard it on Opie and Anthony when they were on. Yeah, that's right..um...christ I'm old.
 
2003-03-24 06:32:13 PM  
Backa-wow-backa
Backa-wow-backa

Backa-wow-backa
Backa-wow-backa
(repeat)

(the soundtrack to every single '70s porn flick.)
 
2003-03-24 08:20:25 PM  
Psh...obviously no one here watched Family Guy!

John Williams was nominated for a Woody for Best Music in a Porno.
 
2003-03-24 08:20:39 PM  
"Night Trips" had nice music.
 
2003-03-24 08:20:44 PM  
Ah, porno music... I can hear the wah-wah pedals now...

BTW, isn't this a repeat?
 
2003-03-24 08:21:15 PM  
there's music in porn?
i always have my speakers off...
damn roommate!
 
2003-03-24 08:22:28 PM  
wait how was there porn in the 70s? there weren't any computers to get it from back then!
 
2003-03-24 08:23:10 PM  
I listen to the music in pornos but i deal with music for film and TV all day every day so listening to score/source music is an occupational hazard.

i wish porno had a bigger budget and i'd book my composers on some phuc films.
 
2003-03-24 08:23:27 PM  
What are you talking about, porn music rules! I love the early 80s faceless, chintzy, royalty-free electronic porn music that sounds like someone just pushed samba on their casio keyboard. It sounds like oldskool italo disco. I have a whole bunch of Traci Lords and Candie Evans video clips for exactly that reason.

/totally being serious
 
2003-03-24 08:24:05 PM  
They must have free time in between war protests...
 
2003-03-24 08:24:48 PM  
We all must hum, or sing in my case, to our own tune...

"Deep throat...deeper than deep your throat..."

I remember the song better than the flick...which I actually have on VHS...maybe I'll watch it for a refresher on the tune...
 
2003-03-24 08:25:57 PM  
check out pornosonic, these guys make some great pr0n music, and even have ron jeremy cameo on several of the tracks...friend and i picked it up in san fran last summer, but i'm sure you can find it elsewhere...
 
2003-03-24 08:26:03 PM  
Pornos have music in them?
 
2003-03-24 08:28:27 PM  
Hmmm, I can't seem to find it onsale anywhere online anymore but I have an album "Porn-o-Rama: Themes to 70s porns" or something similarly titled. All your favorites, music from behind the green door, debbie does dallas, etc.
 
2003-03-24 08:28:57 PM  
A long time ago, I had this idea for a video project: take a whole bunch of cumshots from various pornos, and splice them all together. Now, take the climactic moments from all the popular symphonies, Sousa marches, etc, and edit them together to form the soundtrack. If you could match up the music with the visuals, that would be pure fvcking* ART.

(*pun possibly intended.)
 
2003-03-24 08:29:29 PM  
Cheesy upbeat samba music dampens the mood. I prefer long whole-note tones, which don't detract from hearing the women's moans/shrieks while at the same time enhancing the pleasurable environment.
 
2003-03-24 08:29:42 PM  
Good lord - anyone ever watch VIP? That's as close to porn as you can get on network TV, sadly.
 
2003-03-24 08:31:23 PM  
Baaum-chicka-baaum-baaum...
 
2003-03-24 08:32:47 PM  

"The maestros of the PornOrchestra project are setting out to reinvent dirty movie music by composing serious film scores to X-rated movies, as well as improvising compositions live in concert over footage from vintage 1970s porn."

Awesome.

 
2003-03-24 08:35:14 PM  
What? No one complaining about the submitter not writing their own headline yet??
 
2003-03-24 08:36:14 PM  
PORNOSONIC, if you ever heard them, are pretty kickass too.
 
2003-03-24 08:37:22 PM  
Did you ever notice that every single guy (and maybe girls, I dunno) has their *own* version of what porn music is. Ask your friends to hum a soundtrack. Everyone has their own version. Look above - you've got "Backa-wow-backa
Backa-wow-backa" and "Baaum-chicka-baaum-baaum..."

Basically, every guy has his own porno soundtrack.
 
2003-03-24 08:38:02 PM  
"New Wave Hookers" and "Roommates" had decent soundtracks.
 
2003-03-24 08:38:35 PM  
Who listens to repeats?
Farkers, that's who!
 
2003-03-24 08:39:04 PM  
Best porn song ever: Commodores -- Machine Gun

Fire up Kazaa now.
 
2003-03-24 08:40:20 PM  
as well as improvising compositions live in concert over footage from vintage 1970s porn.

Awesome? No. Jesus, it sounds like a night in hell. One, because "improvised composition" is a euphemism for "a bunch of snooty musicians acting like foley artists." Two, because 70s porn is horrible. Three, because you're trapped in a theater watching this, and the only other attendee is likely to be Paul Reubens.
 
2003-03-24 08:43:33 PM  
having never seen any of these movies, i find myself asking was 70's porn music anything like 70's era top 40?
 
2003-03-24 08:45:44 PM  
nevermind, i just saw Ishkurs post about the commodores, that answers my question....
 
2003-03-24 08:47:19 PM  
i think the seinfeld music would fit for most pornos.
 
2003-03-24 08:57:40 PM  
only in my hometown!!!!
/shakes head and lets out a loud sigh!!!!!
 
2003-03-24 09:00:16 PM  
Epoophoron:

You mean like the 1812 Overture?

(*BOOM!*)
 
2003-03-24 09:05:44 PM  
I always buy porno for music.
 
2003-03-24 09:07:39 PM  
I agree that most of The Commodores songs are nice and sleazy for sexing.
 
2003-03-24 09:09:41 PM  
"you are once *bang* twice *bang* threee times *grinding thrust* a lady..."
 
2003-03-24 09:09:58 PM  
Porn music spoils porn.
 
2003-03-24 09:13:45 PM  
New Wave Hookers 2 has pretty sweet music by The Chemical People

"These recordings are jams we did over three separate nights for two Dark Bros. works in progress (at the time) "Between the Cheeks II" and "New Wave Hookers II". For BTC II, we just blindly jammed, for NWH II, we jammed along with the rough cut, like they do for regular films. Sadly, the music was often not utilized for maximum effect not due to the film makers, but due to censorship from within the industry itself. Another last bastion of taboo breaking and freedom of speech (as well as choice) had turned on itself."
 
2003-03-24 09:14:13 PM  
Andrew Blake's films usually seem to have good music. Good as in not scarily distracting.
 
2003-03-24 09:23:31 PM  
A porn producer from SinCity Entertainment once found my music on the internet (blantant plug: www.karlrolson.com), and he wanted to use some of it in a film he was working on. I turned him down because at the time, he wanted to use my best song (what I write now makes that song look weak though), any porn that uses hardcore drum n' bass is probably pretty messed up and I was only 15 at the time, and I was worried about the legalities of music written by a 15 year old turning up in porno.
 
2003-03-24 09:34:38 PM  
Havent we been here before?
 
2003-03-24 09:36:00 PM  
There's music in porn movies?
 
2003-03-24 09:42:35 PM  
Now only if the pornstars could act and the writers string together a semi-plausible storyline to accompany the bumping and grinding...
 
2003-03-24 09:50:22 PM  
kewl. so now we know what the peace-loving pretentious protesters are doing in their spare time.
 
2003-03-24 09:50:47 PM  
yeah, Bishop, why doesn't someone make those kinds of movies? if it had a story line i'd bet women would enjoy them more.
 
2003-03-24 09:50:54 PM  
The Aussie band Pornland have been playing music inspired from 70s pornos for years...
 
2003-03-24 10:00:53 PM  
"Let Me Tell You About Black Chicks"....

Best. pr0n. soundtrack. ever.
 
2003-03-24 10:04:07 PM  
I always listen to brittany while i'm watching porn.
 
2003-03-24 10:09:23 PM  
actually,Weaps,I know the theme to debbie does dallas ~hums~
 
2003-03-24 10:10:36 PM  
*Hans Moleman voice*
I listen to porno music...
/Hans Moleman voice

There needs to be a porno overture, music that tells the story of a porno, kind of like Peter and the Wolf. I've can think of what instruments would be required off the bat. The blowjob would be represented by flute music. Hard pounding would be represented by kettle drums. Eating out would be represented by soft violins.

Does anyone understand what I'm trying to get at here? A porno orchestra. They did it for Metallica.
 
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