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(Some Guy)   In a strong bid for their own tag, Kentucky man arrested while masturbating in the library - watching a wrestling video   (wcpo.com) divider line 117
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2009-11-18 07:05:56 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard: Le Grand Inquisitor: wow a surprisingly tame contribution by gorgor...what is the world coming to

Dude, you do NOT challenge the gorgor. You trying to kill us all?


I dunno, he posts some NSFW stuff, but for the most part it's amusing, maybe mildly disturbing. Always worth the click though.
 
2009-11-18 07:06:02 PM
gorgor: FAP?
http://tinyurl.com/ygsa8qj
(copy and paste)


We were worried you felt poorly. Having seen your last contribution, I'm pretty sure you were only momentarily distracted.
 
2009-11-18 07:11:18 PM
The fact that he was from Erlanger does not surprise me.
 
2009-11-18 07:16:13 PM
I've actually made apartment wresting videos, so I'm getting a kick, etc...

Apartment wrestling! It's a fetish!
 
2009-11-18 07:16:21 PM
You better take your gay porn and get out of here buddy.
 
2009-11-18 07:18:22 PM
Can't speak for the wrestling thing, but I went to Iowa State and that library was massive. It was always a goal to bang a chick somewhere in there because it would be a public place and would be easy to get away with. By senior year the closest any of us had come was to rub one off in there...so I guess I can see where this dude was cumming from....

images3.appbeacon.com
 
2009-11-18 07:30:52 PM
But . . . Did he finish?
 
2009-11-18 07:34:15 PM
Elizabeth!!
prsvr.com
 
2009-11-18 07:38:24 PM
If only David Carradine hadn't been watching those old Chris Benoit matches.

I thought I was going to have to come in here to defend my state, but I'm surprised that's not the case. It's been pretty funny. While the comment above is tasteless, it's actually pretty funny. I commend you for it. Well done!
 
2009-11-18 07:41:56 PM
THAT'S NOT WRASTLIN'!

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2009-11-18 07:42:31 PM
www.uky.edu
I'm not surprised considering that Kentucky's first state seal consisted of two men making out.
 
2009-11-18 07:43:31 PM
Can't blame the guy. Those sweaty midgets in masks are HOT!
 
2009-11-18 07:49:28 PM
W T F?!?
 
2009-11-18 07:51:17 PM
This thread is fantastic. Especially crying_wrestlin_fan_animated jerkoff.gif . Thank you Internets.
 
2009-11-18 07:53:20 PM
Ted haggard?
 
2009-11-18 07:56:09 PM
Choose your Alt+tab wisely.
 
2009-11-18 07:59:40 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Wallace Beery. Wrestling Picture. Whattya need? A map?!


I Lol'ed.

We don't put Wallace Beery in some fruity movie about suffering - I thought we were together on that.
 
2009-11-18 08:07:46 PM
www.fhmonline.com

Kelly Kelly: one of my faves

plus gets that song stuck in your head.
 
2009-11-18 08:13:02 PM
If Kentucky gets its own tag, can we have a Northern Kentucky Fark Party? I've noticed that some residents of my town like to say they live in the "Greater Cincinnati Area" which is pretty sad.
 
2009-11-18 08:14:10 PM
TheRaven7: labman: Having had someone arrested for masturbating to porn in a college computer lab, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

Er, was this a repeat offender or what? Did you confront him?


He had been in the lab and one of my workers called me at home to tell me what was happening, and I called public safety on him and had my worker meet them downstairs to tell them what was going on and where they could go to witness it so there would be no doubt as to what he was doing. They saw and took him to jail. He even had brought his ownDVD of porn to watch.

This kind of thing is somewhat common on college campuses because where do the pervs go? Where the college girls are.
 
2009-11-18 08:20:44 PM
The only reason I haven't posted a Stacy Keibler pic yet is because ImageShack is choking.
 
2009-11-18 08:21:36 PM
Came for the Carl Monday reference. Leaving satisfied.

/but not "Mike Cooper" satisfied
 
2009-11-18 08:21:49 PM
Was it Taker vs. HBK from Mania?

I could almost understand.

That was a good match.
 
2009-11-18 08:23:49 PM
Suede head: Wrestling is thinly-veiled gay porn for closet-case homophobic rednecks.

www.wcpo.com

The redneck in question.
 
2009-11-18 08:24:54 PM
I work at the library and theres a guy who comes in, kinda creepy looking, always carrying a bag full of phone books, loose papers, and a massive bible. He sits at the public computer and stares at pictures of female bodybuiders. You know, the freakishly muscled ones that you can only tell are female by the tiny joke of a bikini they wear. Weird.
 
2009-11-18 08:27:55 PM
labman: Having had someone arrested for masturbating to porn in a college computer lab, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

/And yes, we threw the keyboard and mouse to that computer away. There isn't enough lysol in the world that would convince me they could be clean enough for someone else to use.

//Wrestling? WTF!?!


You got someone arrested for masturbating? God, I hate you. Did you at least let him finish, you sadistic bastard?
 
2009-11-18 08:41:12 PM
turbopro: ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

\disappointed


why? he's here. he's crying. and he's masturbating. quite possibly the most apt gif ever for a thread. thomps gets big wins from me.
 
2009-11-18 08:46:12 PM
Link (new window)

This interview is hilarious. OHIO STATE!
 
2009-11-18 08:48:58 PM
There was a story similar to this on Fark about two years ago. A guy at UC Berkeley (I think) would go around stealing the shoes of females who had removed them under the table while reading a book.
He would take the shoes to a secluded location and whack-off into them. He would then return the shoes to where he got them. He would then sit down and watch the reaction when his victim put her shoes back on to leave.
 
2009-11-18 08:56:24 PM
www.motifake.com
 
2009-11-18 08:57:18 PM
www.instant-ramen.net
 
2009-11-18 08:59:08 PM
Bathysphere: Cincinnati

Oh really? I'm in that region too (Less than two miles from Ground-0 of the story) and would do a Fark Party here.
 
2009-11-18 09:17:54 PM
Lester the Molester ?
 
2009-11-18 09:31:59 PM
Bob_Laublaw: You know who else masturbates in Kentucky?

You and your family?
 
2009-11-18 09:32:33 PM
FueledByEthanol
LOL
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yh89lf5
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-18 09:38:57 PM
Came for pics of Marissa Tomei stripping.

Left ungooey dammit!
 
2009-11-18 09:44:00 PM
Suede head: Wrestling is thinly-veiled gay porn for closet-case homophobic rednecks.

That's hot.

/damn them gays
//love my cage matches
///yee-haw spending 8-seconds in my bunk....
 
2009-11-18 09:53:52 PM
Coyote Doyenne: I've actually made apartment wresting videos, so I'm getting a kick, etc...

Apartment wrestling! It's a fetish!


Is that like wrestling with second-hand furniture? O_o
 
2009-11-18 09:57:03 PM
www.jffla.org
 
2009-11-18 09:57:17 PM
therhinodep: Suede head: Wrestling is thinly-veiled gay porn for closet-case homophobic rednecks.

The redneck in question.


That's awesome.
 
2009-11-18 10:02:54 PM
Le Grand Inquisitor: wow a surprisingly tame contribution by gorgor...what is the world coming to

OK... so you challenge Gorgo and the Gorgo links devolve

1. Benign funny wrastling pic
2. Good times, semi-cool lady on lady
3. Going a little homo (not that there's anything wrong with that)
4. Messed up Sumo cellulite disgusting ouch

Please don't ever do that again
Now I have another Gorgo scar
 
2009-11-18 10:03:58 PM
img5.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-18 10:04:37 PM
FueledByEthanol -
Now placing bets on the smug white guy on the right..
 
2009-11-18 10:10:32 PM
Somaticasual: FueledByEthanol -
Now placing bets on the smug white guy on the right..


NTTAWWT...
 
2009-11-18 10:22:11 PM
In a strong bid for their own tag

Who are "they"? The Kentucky man and the library?
 
2009-11-18 10:27:49 PM
Mmmm....Stacy Keibler. I have a special suplex in mind for her.

Current favorite...Velvet Sky. How did her parents know to give her a hot stripper name?

z.about.com
 
2009-11-18 10:28:27 PM
You know who else masturbates in Kentucky?

Colonel Sanders?
 
2009-11-18 10:49:19 PM
Abelard: You know who else masturbates in Kentucky?

Colonel Sanders?


Choking the chicken as it were.
 
2009-11-18 10:57:11 PM
Bob_Laublaw: You know who else masturbates in Kentucky?

Me?
 
2009-11-18 11:01:21 PM
BuzzBoy: There was a story similar to this on Fark about two years ago. A guy at UC Berkeley (I think) would go around stealing the shoes of females who had removed them under the table while reading a book.
He would take the shoes to a secluded location and whack-off into them. He would then return the shoes to where he got them. He would then sit down and watch the reaction when his victim put her shoes back on to leave.


This is the greatest story ever.
 
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