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(Some Guy)   In a strong bid for their own tag, Kentucky man arrested while masturbating in the library - watching a wrestling video   (wcpo.com) divider line 117
    More: Dumbass, Kentucky, sponsors, Burlington, Deputy Aaron Millson, Boone County Detention Center, disorderly conduct  
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2009-11-18 01:53:38 PM  
You know who else masturbates in Kentucky?
 
2009-11-18 01:57:47 PM  
I used to do that to G.L.O.W. when I was a kid.
 
2009-11-18 02:08:47 PM  
www.ugo.com

Were these the wrestlers?
 
2009-11-18 02:11:08 PM  
Heh heh heh. Bushwhackers.
 
2009-11-18 02:57:39 PM  
When the officer asked what he was doing, the culprit exclaimed, "It's thrill feel to me, dammit!!"
 
2009-11-18 03:12:53 PM  
Having had someone arrested for masturbating to porn in a college computer lab, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

/And yes, we threw the keyboard and mouse to that computer away. There isn't enough lysol in the world that would convince me they could be clean enough for someone else to use.

//Wrestling? WTF!?!
 
2009-11-18 03:13:12 PM  
67.18.219.83
 
2009-11-18 03:15:05 PM  
Maybe they meant Arm Wrestling.
 
2009-11-18 03:28:07 PM  
In his defense, it was Rowdy Roddy Piper and he had on a skirt...
 
2009-11-18 03:35:09 PM  
what a loser. does he really not have the short-term memory necessary to watch the video and then go to the library bathroom to rub one out like the rest of us? idiot.
 
2009-11-18 03:40:26 PM  
Alert Carl Monday!
 
2009-11-18 03:53:24 PM  
i420.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-18 04:33:43 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Woooooo!
 
2009-11-18 06:13:40 PM  
Family Values.
 
2009-11-18 06:14:41 PM  
He ought to team up with someone and form a tug team.
 
2009-11-18 06:16:19 PM  
In his defense...some of those library wrestling videos ARE pretty hot.
 
2009-11-18 06:16:25 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2009-11-18 06:17:00 PM  
slam.canoe.ca

approves
 
2009-11-18 06:17:44 PM  
Wrestling? Or rasslin'?

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2009-11-18 06:20:06 PM  
Drew?
 
WGJ
2009-11-18 06:20:18 PM  
FTFA: "A witness informed a police officer at the Boone County Library that there was a man on a computer masturbating watching a wrestling video."

Was he on the computer flinging poo at everybody too?
 
2009-11-18 06:20:35 PM  
Wrestling is thinly-veiled gay porn for closet-case homophobic rednecks.
 
2009-11-18 06:20:39 PM  
I thought the img0.fark.net tag doubled as a Kentucky tag already?
 
2009-11-18 06:20:46 PM  
WAT?
http://tinyurl.com/y945ljh
(copy and paste)
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2009-11-18 06:21:00 PM  
"A continual hum came from them, as of readiness for the wrestling of spears. ."

- 'Cian of the Chariots' by William H. Babcock (1910)
 
2009-11-18 06:24:03 PM  
www.pwhf.org
Dont lie. You've yanked your pud to wrestling chicks too.
 
2009-11-18 06:24:27 PM  
Hold on now, what kind of wrestling? Because I can totally understand masturbating to, say, Mickie James vs. Melina. Hell, I know there's porn out there that's essentially naked women's wrestling.

s.bebo.com

/link is hot
 
2009-11-18 06:24:43 PM  
rasslin trifecta in play.

About the only thing more homosexual than rasslin is actual like college/olympic wrestling.
 
2009-11-18 06:24:51 PM  
Suede head: Wrestling is thinly-veiled gay porn for closet-case homophobic rednecks.

no way (new window)
 
2009-11-18 06:25:23 PM  
Way to go, Lester. I think I speak for the rest of Northern KY by saying we are very proud of you for this and for making it to FARK.

/Just kidding
//The Boone County Library?
///Really?
//No intertubes at home?
 
2009-11-18 06:25:46 PM  
It's real to me dam....wait...
 
2009-11-18 06:26:04 PM  
AH! AH! EYE BLEACH!

i630.photobucket.com

Ah much better. MY personal fave rave. Lisa Moretti.

/Tina Ferrari
//Ivory
///MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
 
2009-11-18 06:26:58 PM  
wow a surprisingly tame contribution by gorgor...what is the world coming to
 
2009-11-18 06:28:32 PM  
phaedrusiszen: Were these the wrestlers?

Lol. Probably not.
 
2009-11-18 06:28:45 PM  
Suede head: Wrestling is thinly-veiled gay porn for closet-case homophobic rednecks.

That's simply not true, it's like a gay porn soap opera for closet-case homophobic rednecks.
 
2009-11-18 06:28:52 PM  
why is hand sanding the deacon so reviled anyway? I know whenever the mood hits me I merely brake out the spank-bank Rolodex and in a few moments wham o instant man chowder. who got harmed were is the crime? if I want to fight hand to gland combat it is a nutural human right.....and left
 
2009-11-18 06:29:07 PM  
Never would have got caught investing in one of these:
img44.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-18 06:30:13 PM  
If only David Carradine hadn't been watching those old Chris Benoit matches.
 
2009-11-18 06:31:48 PM  
Le Grand Inquisitor: wow a surprisingly tame contribution by gorgor...what is the world coming to

WHUT?
http://tinyurl.com/yzo7p7q
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-18 06:32:06 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: If only David Carradine hadn't been watching those old Chris Benoit matches.

You win an internets
 
2009-11-18 06:33:04 PM  
Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

www.bagofnothing.com
 
2009-11-18 06:38:28 PM  
Le Grand Inquisitor: wow a surprisingly tame contribution by gorgor...what is the world coming to

Dude, you do NOT challenge the gorgor. You trying to kill us all?
 
2009-11-18 06:44:01 PM  
labman: Having had someone arrested for masturbating to porn in a college computer lab, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

Er, was this a repeat offender or what? Did you confront him?
 
2009-11-18 06:44:44 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Wallace Beery. Wrestling Picture. Whattya need? A map?!
 
2009-11-18 06:52:16 PM  
tvjunior.files.wordpress.com

\obligatory
 
2009-11-18 06:52:51 PM  
FAP?
http://tinyurl.com/ygsa8qj
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-18 06:56:57 PM  
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

\disappointed
 
2009-11-18 06:58:38 PM  
That guys is obviously grappling with some serious legal issues. He needs to get a grip on his behavior in public. Granby
 
2009-11-18 07:01:01 PM  
labman: Having had someone arrested for masturbating to porn in a college computer lab, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

/And yes, we threw the keyboard and mouse to that computer away. There isn't enough lysol in the world that would convince me they could be clean enough for someone else to use.


Have you ever used a friends computer?

/Just something to think about...
 
2009-11-18 07:03:50 PM  
Khanmots: Have you ever used a friends computer?

/Just something to think about...


Stop.
Do not say another word, please.

I do not want to think about the computer my 16 yo son shares with the rest of the family...
 
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