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(UPI)   Morocco offers the U.S. monkeys to detonate mines. PETA surrenders   ( divider line
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127 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2003 at 6:39 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-24 11:16:39 AM  
As god is my witness, I thought monkeys were mineproof.

/les nessman
2003-03-24 11:42:19 AM  
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2003-03-24 11:51:00 AM  
mmmmm.... mouth watering monkeys!!
2003-03-24 12:21:41 PM  
Detonate mimes?!? Oh wait.. never mind...
2003-03-24 12:33:03 PM  
reminds me of The Magic Christian were they get the air force to hunt dear for them.

Good Shot Sir!
2003-03-24 01:04:07 PM  
For the love of God, someone please make this into a flash game.
2003-03-24 01:39:41 PM  
Do we really want these guys mine sweeping?

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2003-03-24 02:04:38 PM  
I don't see how getting a monkey to defecate on a mine is gonna help anybody...
2003-03-24 02:33:16 PM  
Does this mean Morocco has joined the "Coalition of the Willing"? It's more than Eritrea is sending, after all...
2003-03-24 06:38:26 PM  
Sure, I'd rather have monkeys blown up by mines than humans, but I don't know....Still seems wrong.

[image from too old to be available] ruined me for life. I can't even hunt.

And Spin_Doc, you da' man. Someone would have eventually made the connection, but you got there first.
2003-03-24 06:42:05 PM  
See.. they ARE willing. :)

2003-03-24 06:42:52 PM  
2003-03-24 06:42:57 PM  
The Monkies! Won't someone think of the monkies???
2003-03-24 06:43:55 PM  
Why not just have a god damn baboon go over and eat thier whole bag of oreos. A whole god damn bag of oreos.
2003-03-24 06:43:57 PM  
Maybe we can send PETA in there to detonate the land mines. Acceptable?
2003-03-24 06:44:44 PM  
These are the evil pit-bull monkeys that french gang-bangers like to sic on each other right?
2003-03-24 06:44:45 PM  
pray. for. mojo.
2003-03-24 06:44:51 PM  
We must learn from our mistakes. We helped to arm the Taliban, and look what happened. The last thing we need is a bunch of pissed off, heavily armed monkeys.
2003-03-24 06:45:37 PM  
What if we get the monkeys to detonate the PETA members?

Sounds like a winning combo to me.
2003-03-24 06:45:57 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

now in pursuit of WMD (and mines)
2003-03-24 06:46:11 PM  
I'm all for monkey chunks. That sounds like a hardcore speed metal band.
2003-03-24 06:47:08 PM  
I say we pass on the monkeys from Morocco, but if Canada offers to let us use Celine Dion to find mines, I say it's a deal.
2003-03-24 06:47:53 PM  
How do you suppose a leader of a monkey brigade would keep them under control? Oh yeah, that's right... he'd have to spank them :-)

BAD MONKEY! Spank! Spank! Spank!
2003-03-24 06:47:55 PM  
Cheese eating fighting monkeys-
2003-03-24 06:47:59 PM  
Australia should send over their excess supply of kangaroos. Hop, Hop, Hop, BLAM! Kill two birds with one landmine. An Aussie farmer gets to keep his crop this year and an Aussie soldier gets to keep his feet.
2003-03-24 06:48:28 PM  

I'd know where not to step, then.

2003-03-24 06:48:57 PM  
What about sending a monkey over to give the cat a bath??? Anybody got that video??? MMmmmmkay.
2003-03-24 06:49:24 PM  
I want video of this...I know it sounds sick but just the mental imagery of this is making me laugh my arse off!!!
2003-03-24 06:50:03 PM  
This is the coolest thing EVER. Now if only we could train some Iraqis to detonate the mines, then all our problems would be solved.
2003-03-24 06:50:21 PM  
I wonder if muslim monkeys are worth the same as american monkeys. Come to think of it, maybe those sand-bred ones are trained to take the mines back to the american troops and detonate them.
2003-03-24 06:50:37 PM  
Monkeys make everything funny.
2003-03-24 06:50:38 PM  
Well, I guess we know what kind of soldiers Morocco is willing to send as a member of the Coalition of the Willing.
2003-03-24 06:50:51 PM  
I say that we should take the monkeys.

America would be a more awesome country if we take these monkeys and unleash their powers on Iraq.

Then, when the war is over, they will get to ride in parades as 'War Heroes.'

2003-03-24 06:51:10 PM  
Billions of dollars in devolping state of the art weapondry and we are considering the use of monkeys in mine detonation? Just use that grenade-tossing Hassan Akbar guy.
2003-03-24 06:52:03 PM  
Mung Ma Lau!
2003-03-24 06:52:58 PM  
Saddam: "Get your hands off my mines, you damn dirty apes!"
2003-03-24 06:53:45 PM  
whoo hoo hoo haw haw

"Look, he aint so pretty no more!"
2003-03-24 06:53:49 PM  
how would one go about purchasing land mine monkeys... i need a few of these

and in other news:
the cartoon I.M.Weasel featuring I.R.BABOON should really capitalize on this
2003-03-24 06:55:27 PM  
dial "M" for monkey
2003-03-24 06:55:37 PM  
OK this is totally of topic, but does anybody know when/where/how I can buy the Animatrix Movies? Lemme know, there's a beer in it for the first to answer....and be in Halifax.
2003-03-24 06:55:45 PM  
dial MM for mine monkey
2003-03-24 06:55:51 PM  
Kwejibo, I know, I know, just the thought of a little monkey running around, fiddling with a mine and then exploding makes me giggle. Awful, isn't it?
2003-03-24 06:56:14 PM  
Come to my apartment. Lots of landmines you could use there. And monkeys. They kind of go hand-in-hand.
2003-03-24 06:56:18 PM  
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdy feet
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And me without a spoon
2003-03-24 06:58:06 PM  
we should send lawyers
2003-03-24 06:58:14 PM  
Yeah. It's bad. But I can't help it. Everything I have ever seen of a monkey was funny.
Besides, I'm drinking beers with Satan after I die anyways. Might as well make the most of this life while I can.
2003-03-24 06:58:24 PM  
That's not a terribly good idea. The starving Iraqi soldiers would just end up shooting and eating them. F*ck they'd brave the minefields just to get a shot at eating meat for a few days.
2003-03-24 06:59:00 PM  
Is it wrong of me to keep refreshing Stile Project every 5 seconds waiting for the video of this?
2003-03-24 06:59:21 PM  
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2003-03-24 06:59:23 PM  
how would you go about establishing ranks for monkeys

Mine Fodder Class 1
Amputated Veteran

now i have this mental image of a monkey with wheels for legs like that wiener dog that was on animal planet a while back
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