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(CBC)   What your folks do for half the year, why they shouldn't, and why you're much happier not knowing about it   (cbc.ca) divider line 93
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2009-11-18 01:44:26 PM
GILF BREAK!
 
2009-11-18 02:09:37 PM
I didn't know HIV could infect avian species, I thought it only infected humans. Learn something new every day, I guess.
 
2009-11-18 03:35:16 PM
what a snowbird may look like:

i46.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-18 03:35:23 PM
ssl.fark.com
 
2009-11-18 03:35:30 PM
DNRTFA so I'm happier not knowing about it.
 
2009-11-18 03:36:10 PM
I have it on good authority that people over 50 don't have sex anymore. Cuz it's icky.

....no really, I read it somewhere.
 
2009-11-18 03:36:14 PM
... Mom ... ?
 
2009-11-18 03:37:02 PM
All Latest: DNRTFA so I'm happier not knowing about it.


FTA:
Mairs surveyed 299 snowbirds over the age of 50 who winter in Florida and found most were sexually active, and almost half had dated at least one Floridian.

You're welcome
images2.fanpop.com
 
2009-11-18 03:37:49 PM
No wonder them Canuck snowbirds are getting HIV: Their idea of safe sex involves wearing a toque for protection and using poutine gravy as lube.
 
2009-11-18 03:38:00 PM
DJanomaly: I have it on good authority that people over 50 don't have sex anymore. Cuz it's icky.

....no really, I read it somewhere.


100% true!

/+50
//*sigh*
 
2009-11-18 03:38:50 PM
Snow crows.
 
2009-11-18 03:39:33 PM
show me: I didn't know HIV could infect avian species, I thought it only infected humans. Learn something new every day, I guess.

You are what you eat. How else do you think cats get FIV?
 
2009-11-18 03:40:12 PM
Rule 34. Go ahead google it, I dare you.
 
2009-11-18 03:40:31 PM
Also i wasn't aware winter lasted half the year. thank you for the info subby.
 
2009-11-18 03:40:47 PM
"Less than a quarter of men and almost none of the women used condoms"

www.qando.net

/just kidding, I know what female condoms are
 
2009-11-18 03:41:13 PM
DNRTA, but I'm guessing the answers are:

(1) fark;
(2) Because they're too old to fark; and
(3) Because I'm too busy drinking.
 
2009-11-18 03:41:33 PM
Brainsick: All Latest: DNRTFA so I'm happier not knowing about it.


FTA:
Mairs surveyed 299 snowbirds over the age of 50 who winter in Florida and found most were sexually active, and almost half had dated at least one Floridian.

That one part is especially nasty. Who in their right mind would date a Floridian?
You're welcome
 
2009-11-18 03:41:40 PM
Less than a quarter of men and almost none of the women used condoms, the study also found.

The Canadian women need condoms too? That explains alot.
 
2009-11-18 03:42:39 PM
MadTheologian: Brainsick: All Latest: DNRTFA so I'm happier not knowing about it.


FTA:
Mairs surveyed 299 snowbirds over the age of 50 who winter in Florida and found most were sexually active, and almost half had dated at least one Floridian.


You're welcome


Damn...must try again:

That one part is especially nasty. Who in their right mind would date a Floridian?
 
2009-11-18 03:45:50 PM
ObscureBacon: Also i wasn't aware winter lasted half the year. thank you for the info subby.

Does in parts of Canada.
/not subby
 
2009-11-18 03:46:04 PM
"I have it on good authority that people over 50 don't have sex anymore. Cuz it's icky."

I hope not, my sweetie turns 50 early next spring.

Somehow, I doubt it.
 
2009-11-18 03:46:45 PM
Link (new window)
 
2009-11-18 03:46:59 PM
In the cool story bro dept. a friend was a pharmacy tech at a CVS in the Villages... she said the number of STD meds and pennicillian scripts she filled was the stuff of nightmares
 
2009-11-18 03:47:02 PM
ObscureBacon: Also i wasn't aware winter lasted half the year. thank you for the info subby.

Up here, we call just it 6 months of crappy golf.

/oh, Canada
// ..... eh?
 
2009-11-18 03:47:04 PM
MadTheologian: That one part is especially nasty. Who in their right mind would date a Floridian?

I too thought the scariest part of the article was that Canadians and Floridians were getting it on. Won't they think of the children? (I wouldn't either if I was getting any).
 
2009-11-18 03:47:28 PM
came here for pics of hot old ladies
//fark yeaaah I like it like that.
 
2009-11-18 03:47:29 PM
old people sex thread?
 
2009-11-18 03:47:34 PM
Keystone Copout: Less than a quarter of men and almost none of the women used condoms, the study also found.

The Canadian women need condoms too? That explains alot.


Ummmm, Grandpa? I know you had a great time and all, but that was no woman.
 
2009-11-18 03:47:43 PM
Skwisgaar Skwigelf inconsolable, and getting tested.
 
2009-11-18 03:47:52 PM
They're old. The get infected, worst case they've got a decade or two on publically funded medications before they croak.
 
2009-11-18 03:50:48 PM
jaytkay: Keystone Copout: Less than a quarter of men and almost none of the women used condoms, the study also found.

The Canadian women need condoms too? That explains alot.

Ummmm, Grandpa? I know you had a great time and all, but that was no woman.

...taps foot against stall
 
2009-11-18 03:50:55 PM
GAAAHHH

TMI
 
2009-11-18 03:51:16 PM
DJanomaly: I have it on good authority that people over 50 don't have sex anymore. Cuz it's icky.

....no really, I read it somewhere.


I'm over 50, barely, and we do have sex and it is icky, if both folks know what you're doing.
 
2009-11-18 03:51:55 PM
What a well-tanned, injected, botoxed, bejeweled GILF may look like.

img217.imageshack.us

Sure, why not? Twice.
 
2009-11-18 03:52:01 PM
Sit around and watch the Weather Channel?

/cause that's what mine do

JC
 
2009-11-18 03:52:01 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

To be fair, you can get some really kinky positions using a walker.
 
2009-11-18 03:53:08 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yffrrpu
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-18 03:53:25 PM
That's what happens when you have socialized medicine. Gone is your personal responsibility because the government will take care of you.
 
2009-11-18 03:53:56 PM
Hey, if I had the HIV I'd wanna be warm too.
 
2009-11-18 03:55:11 PM
tartie_pants: In the cool story bro dept. a friend was a pharmacy tech at a CVS in the Villages... she said the number of STD meds and pennicillian scripts she filled was the stuff of nightmares

I'll add another cool story bro. My g/f is a pharmacist and just recently this older foreign man walks up to the counter and asks her where the jelly is at. She politely says, "It's probably next to the peanut butter in aisle 4". He looks at her and goes, in a foreign russian accent, "No you know, da jelly for da sex". And as he was saying that he was thrusting his hips back and forth, as to show what one having sex might look like.

I love that story. Almost as good as the crazy guy who was peeling carrots in the sink of the women's bathroom.
 
2009-11-18 03:55:20 PM
 
2009-11-18 03:56:12 PM
MooseBayou: What a well-tanned, injected, botoxed, bejeweled GILF may look like.



Sure, why not? Twice.


Why do people think fake giant tits are attractive? They just look ridiculous.

/I'm a woman, so that's probably why I don't get it.
 
2009-11-18 03:57:21 PM
MooseBayou: Sure, why not? Twice.

AIDS. Once.
 
2009-11-18 03:57:46 PM
SeamusFerrell: That's what happens when you have socialized medicine. Gone is your personal responsibility because the government will take care of you.

Are you trying for the self-evident irony thing, or are you just that dumb?
 
2009-11-18 03:58:21 PM
poot42: ... Mom ... ?

Holy sh*t! That was your mom?

/she says to tell you 'hi'
 
2009-11-18 03:59:13 PM
Gamer Grrrl: /I'm a woman, so that's probably why I don't get it.

Nah, I don't get it either. I mean about the boobs. Either way.
 
2009-11-18 04:00:13 PM
images.starpulse.com
Shoulda used a condom...

/hot like your mother's mother
 
2009-11-18 04:01:04 PM
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yffrrpu
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Jeebus. Kill me before I ever get that old. And, shall we say, infirm.
 
2009-11-18 04:01:29 PM
Gamer Grrrl: MooseBayou: What a well-tanned, injected, botoxed, bejeweled GILF may look like.

Sure, why not? Twice.

Why do people think fake giant tits are attractive? They just look ridiculous.

/I'm a woman, so that's probably why I don't get it.


As women get older, gravity takes hold. I don't want to look at a woman lying on her back with her tits in her arm pits. Just my personal preference.
 
2009-11-18 04:01:34 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Cuz if I could you know that I would fly away from you.....

img.skitch.com

Well, you did say "CS,B"
 
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