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(PennLive)   Woman drives to jail, demands to be arrested "so she could help the prisoners inside." Alcohol was involved   (pennlive.com) divider line 19
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2009-11-18 01:20:05 AM
Mom?
 
2009-11-18 01:22:46 AM
Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?
 
2009-11-18 01:24:58 AM
Read that as "Woman drives into a jail", was going to post something snarky about women drivers. Dammit.
 
2009-11-18 01:25:19 AM
LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!
 
2009-11-18 01:26:43 AM
I once tried to get arrested while on a crazy alcohol binge many years ago. I was unsuccessful. The cops just told me to go home (I was walking). So I went home, convinced that I was so bad at everything in life that I couldn't even get arrested when I tried.

/God, I love Vegas
 
2009-11-18 01:50:41 AM
delphi_ote: Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

I think I gonna skip that visit Janet L. Ritter, 67
/Unless I was doing life and had been without for 25 years.

fireandashes36: LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

Sorry it was 4:19 not 4:20.
 
2009-11-18 01:51:37 AM
eas81: delphi_ote: Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

I think I gonna skip that visit Janet L. Ritter, 67
/Unless I was doing life and had been without for 25 years.

fireandashes36: LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

Sorry it was 4:19 not 4:20.


My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.
 
2009-11-18 01:53:38 AM
Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.
 
2009-11-18 02:04:41 AM
yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.


yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.


Wow, he just strolled right into that one.
 
2009-11-18 02:07:55 AM
Even as a kid, I always pondered if there were any "charity hookers" for the guys who didn't have girlfriends outside of the box.

I mean really, decades without sex IS cruel and unusual punishment.

Sex with a woman, I mean.
 
2009-11-18 02:11:02 AM
Alkoholiker: yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

Wow, he just strolled right into that one.


You got the hiccups?
 
2009-11-18 02:13:30 AM
UltimaCS: Even as a kid, I always pondered if there were any "charity hookers" for the guys who didn't have girlfriends outside of the box.

I don't know about "charity hookers", but there are a bunch of "budget" ones around where I work.
 
2009-11-18 02:26:43 AM
"Help"
 
2009-11-18 02:31:51 AM
Gyrfalcon: eas81: delphi_ote: Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

I think I gonna skip that visit Janet L. Ritter, 67
/Unless I was doing life and had been without for 25 years.

fireandashes36: LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

Sorry it was 4:19 not 4:20.

My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.


I'm only into 69 or is it 96??
 
2009-11-18 03:17:42 AM
Bat Shiat Crazy called. Wants it's mascot back.
 
2009-11-18 04:04:50 AM
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.
 
2009-11-18 04:33:44 AM
I knew it wouldn't last
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk
 
2009-11-18 06:32:32 AM
Epsilon: I once tried to get arrested while on a crazy alcohol binge many years ago. I was unsuccessful. The cops just told me to go home (I was walking). So I went home, convinced that I was so bad at everything in life that I couldn't even get arrested when I tried.

/God, I love Vegas


I'm lol. That sounds like the O. Henry story "The Cop and the Anthem".
 
2009-11-18 09:23:00 AM
BubbaLee: I knew it wouldn't last

+1
/300 times a day
 
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