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(Seattle Times)   Police find man claiming to be a ninja impaled on metal fence screaming for help, violating about a dozen Ninja rules   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 102
    More: Dumbass, Seventh Avenue, Harborview Medical Center, medics, Seattle police  
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2009-11-17 02:38:00 PM  
Enter the Ninja...starring Sho Kosugi and Fence Spike.
 
2009-11-17 02:41:16 PM  
Your ninja wants stake
 
2009-11-17 02:42:18 PM  
That "ninja...vanish" trick with the smoke bomb doesn't work very well when the fence behind you is pointy.
 
2009-11-17 02:56:09 PM  
Somebody failed a reflex save.
 
2009-11-17 02:58:09 PM  
ftfa: As a police account of the incident notes, "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities."

ok, that's fine, but why leave off the ending?

from the police blotter: Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol.
 
2009-11-17 03:06:48 PM  
Megain
ok, that's fine, but why leave off the ending?

from the police blotter: Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol.


The alcohol was a given.
 
2009-11-17 03:09:20 PM  
Ninja please.
 
2009-11-17 03:09:25 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/y9cb73y
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-17 03:09:31 PM  
Now we know what really would have happened to Lee van Cleef.

/bump-chicka Master Ninja THEME SONG!
 
2009-11-17 03:10:51 PM  
 
2009-11-17 03:12:06 PM  
Does not approve.

Link (new window)
 
2009-11-17 03:13:03 PM  
think he knows kung fu?
 
2009-11-17 03:13:17 PM  
he was more of a tangerine belt
 
2009-11-17 03:16:10 PM  
Nonja?

Ninjanot?
 
2009-11-17 03:16:16 PM  
PARKOUR!
 
2009-11-17 03:17:36 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES

I think I know exactly what that link is without clicking. #_#
 
2009-11-17 03:17:58 PM  
I'm assuming someone dropped a spoon? That fence prevented a major bloodbath.
 
Bf+
2009-11-17 03:21:09 PM  
FAIL:
That was no fencepost-- that was a peg leg!
"YYYAAAARRRRRR" is not a scream for help.
 
2009-11-17 03:21:23 PM  
You want Ninja rules? There are only 3.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
2009-11-17 03:21:51 PM  
Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk
gorgor: APPROVES

I think I know exactly what that link is without clicking. #_#


Yeah, it's a guy making a puppet...
 
2009-11-17 03:22:16 PM  
i414.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-17 03:25:57 PM  
my guess is that he was impaled by pirates

/arrr
 
2009-11-17 03:26:58 PM  
The fence had initiative.
 
2009-11-17 03:27:41 PM  
In before pocketninja!
 
2009-11-17 03:30:19 PM  
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yjgrd3t
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-17 03:31:49 PM  
mavrickatubc: You want Ninja rules? There are only 3.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


Those are just observations, not rules.
 
2009-11-17 03:33:55 PM  
clutchcargo2009: mavrickatubc: You want Ninja rules? There are only 3.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Those are just observations, not rules.


You need to be careful with such a statement! Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!
 
2009-11-17 03:35:14 PM  
MONSTERTRUCK: Your ninja wants stake

I giggled.
 
2009-11-17 03:35:20 PM  
www.nightmarepark.com

unavailable for comment.
 
2009-11-17 03:35:23 PM  
Since when did ninjas take up fencing?
 
2009-11-17 03:35:29 PM  
Seriously gorgor. How do you do that? You have something for nearly every imaginably scenario. If this is what you post, how have your eyes survived everything that you've seen? I would've expected you to gouge them out with a grapefruit knife years ago...
 
2009-11-17 03:36:59 PM  
mavrickatubc: clutchcargo2009: mavrickatubc: You want Ninja rules? There are only 3.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Those are just observations, not rules.

You need to be careful with such a statement! Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!


I know all that because I am one.
 
2009-11-17 03:39:56 PM  
Ninjas I would like to 'impale'.

www.ekd.com

theglamorous.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-17 03:40:06 PM  
Photos or it didn't happen
 
2009-11-17 03:41:03 PM  
quequeeg: Seriously gorgor. How do you do that?

Ancient Chinese secret?
http://tinyurl.com/yk8nnmb
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-17 03:43:05 PM  
quequeeg: Seriously gorgor. How do you do that? You have something for nearly every imaginably scenario. If this is what you post, how have your eyes survived everything that you've seen? I would've expected you to gouge them out with a grapefruit knife years ago...

I ask myself all the time, "Where does he get those wonderful toys"?
 
2009-11-17 03:45:37 PM  
mavrickatubc: And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!

I bought that book... and then I popped a 10-foot boner while wailing on like a million guitars.
 
2009-11-17 03:47:37 PM  
This is not a bookmark to check out what Gorgor linked as NSFW once I get home.
 
2009-11-17 03:49:42 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yk8nnmb

I have seen a picture of a mans head on a metal fence spike, I guess he was running from the police, jumped over a wall, fell further than he expected, his neck hit the spike, and the rest of him kept falling.
Anyway, long story longer, I really expected you to post that, but, I am not leaving disapointed either way. Nija Turtle Fisting, whodathunkit!
 
2009-11-17 03:54:49 PM  
quequeeg: Seriously gorgor. How do you do that? You have something for nearly every imaginably scenario. If this is what you post, how have your eyes survived everything that you've seen? I would've expected you to gouge them out with a grapefruit knife years ago...

Gorgor transcended the mundane human senses years ago. It is now one with all, and uses its sublime power to alternate between inflicting pleasure and anguish on the unenlightened.
 
2009-11-17 04:04:31 PM  
Honestly,

I've been expecting Gorgor to post the link to the image of the dude who jumped off a house and impaled/decapitated himself through the back of his head.

*mmmph*

(runs to the bathroom)



Gorgor made me puke BY PROXY
 
2009-11-17 04:05:28 PM  
That's a few blocks away from my old apartment. He was probably at the dive bar across the street from the train station. I slummed it there for a couple hours one evening while I waited for a bus. You could write a full length feature article about the freaks in there.
 
2009-11-17 04:05:31 PM  
reddc: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yk8nnmb

I have seen a picture of a mans head on a metal fence spike, I guess he was running from the police, jumped over a wall, fell further than he expected, his neck hit the spike, and the rest of him kept falling.
Anyway, long story longer, I really expected you to post that, but, I am not leaving disapointed either way. Nija Turtle Fisting, whodathunkit!



Holy crap, we BOTH expected the same of Gorgor... his consciousness has spread.
 
2009-11-17 04:05:45 PM  
Sometimes... people can fail at just pretending.

webpages.charter.net
 
2009-11-17 04:07:35 PM  
Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: gorgor: APPROVES

I think I know exactly what that link is without clicking. #_#


Guessing a gorgor link before checking it out? I think you're liklier to win the lottery and get struck by lightning twice in the same day.

gorgor: quequeeg: Seriously gorgor. How do you do that?

Ancient Chinese secret?
http://tinyurl.com/yk8nnmb
(copy and paste)


Amazing.
 
2009-11-17 04:12:38 PM  
Xystance: reddc: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yk8nnmb

I have seen a picture of a mans head on a metal fence spike, I guess he was running from the police, jumped over a wall, fell further than he expected, his neck hit the spike, and the rest of him kept falling.
Anyway, long story longer, I really expected you to post that, but, I am not leaving disapointed either way. Nija Turtle Fisting, whodathunkit!


Holy crap, we BOTH expected the same of Gorgor... his consciousness has spread.


I was extremely dissapointed when I did not see the decapitated man. Upon seeing what he DID post, I immediately was angry. So angry I had to print them out and retire to my bunk momentarily.

This is why he's on my favorites. You just never know what he's gonna give you.
 
2009-11-17 04:16:22 PM  
Seattle ninjas - our version of Illinois Nazis.
 
2009-11-17 04:16:34 PM  
WhoGAS: You just never know what he's gonna give you.

So Gorgor is like a box of chocolates? Please don't tell me what they're filled with if so.


/...or do, and we'll see who can get nastier. -grin-
 
2009-11-17 04:19:02 PM  
uncletogie: WhoGAS: You just never know what he's gonna give you.

So Gorgor is like a box of chocolates? Please don't tell me what they're filled with if so.


/...or do, and we'll see who can get nastier. -grin-


Something tells me he has an image in response to your post.
 
2009-11-17 04:26:03 PM  
Ninjas?

Ninja-ninja-bo-binja-banana-fanna-fo-finja, mi-my-mo-minja.

Ninja.
 
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