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(KCRG)   Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds- but passed out drunk in a stranger's kitchen is a problem   (kcrg.com) divider line 28
    More: Fail, snow, kitchens, Kristine Pflughaupt, Sixth Avenue, Postal Service, rains  
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2009-11-17 12:46:20 PM
kfaq.typepad.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2009-11-17 02:33:58 PM
arrested Nov. 3 for public intoxication

in someone's living room?
 
2009-11-17 03:07:20 PM
glom of nit, mrs cake, etc.
 
2009-11-17 03:09:57 PM
media.kcrg.com

At least she looks like she's a happy drunk.
 
2009-11-17 03:13:08 PM
Reminds me of this: Special Delivery (new window)
 
2009-11-17 03:14:29 PM
I thought I heard this headline last week sometime so I go and do a Fark search on
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

Anyone care to guess how many headlines use this???

/not that care one way or another, just sayin'
 
2009-11-17 03:18:23 PM
She was only drinking out of the despair of still not being able to spell her last name.
 
2009-11-17 03:19:26 PM
Pflughaup.

Geshundheit & please cover your mouth with your sleeve.
 
2009-11-17 03:32:44 PM
old_toole: I thought I heard this headline last week sometime so I go and do a Fark search on
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

Anyone care to guess how many headlines use this???

/not that care one way or another, just sayin'


Yeah, guess I should have gone with "The Aristocrats", "The Postwoman Always Pukes Twice", or "Passed out drunk in a kitchen covered in junkmail is no way to go through life girl"

But hey, sometimes the obvious go-to isn't a bad choice.

Personally I think the USPS should play this up, gives a much better spin on "Going Postal".

/Subby
//Likes the occasional green-light
 
2009-11-17 03:42:33 PM
so just a slight delay?
 
2009-11-17 03:50:05 PM
I thought it was Paul McCartney for a moment.
 
2009-11-17 03:55:24 PM
FTFA:

"I said, 'What are you doing here?' and she didn't answer me," O'Kelly said. "She just kept eating those noodles."

LOL
 
2009-11-17 04:15:52 PM
TommyDeuce: old_toole: I thought I heard this headline last week sometime so I go and do a Fark search on
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

Anyone care to guess how many headlines use this???

/not that care one way or another, just sayin'

Yeah, guess I should have gone with "The Aristocrats", "The Postwoman Always Pukes Twice", or "Passed out drunk in a kitchen covered in junkmail is no way to go through life girl"

But hey, sometimes the obvious go-to isn't a bad choice.

Personally I think the USPS should play this up, gives a much better spin on "Going Postal".

/Subby
//Likes the occasional green-light


LOL
 
2009-11-17 04:36:25 PM
That's a Union worker for you.
 
2009-11-17 04:51:34 PM
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

Bwahahahaha! Out here in the sticks our mail lady doesn't deliver mail if it's too hot, too cold, raining or if she is too hungover to drive the delivery vehicle.

/Wishes I had that job
//Any job really
 
2009-11-17 05:02:11 PM
She was hungry. Cut her some slack...
 
2009-11-17 05:25:59 PM
I remember the good old days when it was just drunk pilots....
 
2009-11-17 05:34:42 PM
Poor lady. She's crying for help. Some people cry in strange ways.
 
2009-11-17 05:39:07 PM
leonel: I thought it was Paul McCartney for a moment.

Nah, that is obviously Angela Lanbury
 
2009-11-17 05:49:20 PM
bigZ: Poor lady. She's crying for help. Some people cry in strange ways.

3 DUI arrests before this. USPS is damn lucky she didn't drive one of their nice little trucks into school bus or farmer's market or something.

/Farmer's market is actually only about 6 blocks from the post office in Marion.
 
2009-11-17 06:09:54 PM
image.guardian.co.uk

approves
 
2009-11-17 06:23:07 PM
Pflughaupt

If they asked her to spell her name and she could, I'd call that sober.
 
2009-11-17 07:11:08 PM
horsecore: approves

www.mediabistro.com
...and the wine too
 
2009-11-17 07:11:58 PM
Glom of Nit?

/Came for Pratchett references, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-11-17 07:13:12 PM
What I originally came to say was 'Stanley have one of his little moments again?'

Bah.
 
2009-11-17 07:30:21 PM
horsecore: approves

didn't come here for this, but leaving very satisfied.
 
2009-11-17 08:16:30 PM
I used to be a mailman. I would have stayed home for 3 of those 4 things.
 
2009-11-17 11:17:14 PM
Reytron: glom of nit, mrs cake, etc.

My exact thoughts.
 
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