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(9News)   Remember the crazy stripper/mayor? Looks like she is a thief too   ( ) divider line
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107 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2003 at 12:55 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-23 11:33:41 PM  
A prison guard will hit it.
2003-03-24 12:57:53 AM  
She has my vote. Of course that's just because she stole it.
2003-03-24 12:59:51 AM  
Awwwwwww. She looks like such a nice girl.
2003-03-24 12:59:58 AM  
I have a stripper friend who lived something like 4 blocks east of Broadway on Bayaud.
2003-03-24 01:00:55 AM  
Maaaan... Why do all the strippers, turned politicians who go bankrupt and steal stuff have to be ugly?
2003-03-24 01:02:01 AM  
sucks to be a former-stripper-turned-mayor-busted-on-felony-theft charges : (
2003-03-24 01:02:58 AM  
Mug shots usually aren't very flattering. There are a couple of my mug shots floating around out there somewhere. I wonder if I can order some copies.
2003-03-24 01:03:11 AM  
Its just the man tryin to keep her down.
2003-03-24 01:07:10 AM  
In other news, I am having a really difficult time becoming aroused while readin this article.
2003-03-24 01:08:06 AM  
Where does a stripper thief hide her loot?
2003-03-24 01:09:48 AM  
I don't think she looks particularly bad, though I wouldn't hit it right off the bat. I bet its not that great of a picture like andonbray said.
2003-03-24 01:09:55 AM  
Stripper theif? as in she steals strippers? what a horrible person!
2003-03-24 01:10:02 AM  
well if you have to ask....
2003-03-24 01:10:02 AM  
Where do they find these people!? And how do they get voted in?
/looks at Clinton Presidency.
2003-03-24 01:12:14 AM  
I can only imagine her campaign promises...Georgetown must have a army base or something...
/I've been caught stealing
Once when I was 5...
I enjoy stealing
It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When I want something
And don't want to pay for it
I walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine
Mine all mine!
2003-03-24 01:13:30 AM  
This makes sense. According to the 700 club, and I'm not making this up, pr0n related things will make you screwy in the head.
2003-03-24 01:13:46 AM  
She has a website at She has some really stupid-big fake titties.
2003-03-24 01:14:11 AM  
A gallery of

no wonder she quit stripping....Not safe for eyes...
2003-03-24 01:15:04 AM  
^^^^I haven't completely checked out that site so it may be NSFW^^^^
2003-03-24 01:15:08 AM  
Dammit Andonbray less than a minute...
2003-03-24 01:16:47 AM  
Well, I cheated and didn't bother to type the HTML.
2003-03-24 01:19:23 AM  
A stripper stole my beer in a bar once.
2003-03-24 01:22:21 AM  
"Where do they find these people!? And how do they get voted in? "
I'm still trying to figure out how a stripper thought it was a good idea to run for public office or how a voter thought that was a good job qualifcation for mayor.
As for the Clinton remark, after a few years of recession, everyone was ready for a change. That could happen again...
2003-03-24 01:23:34 AM  
Crack does horrible things.
2003-03-24 01:24:34 AM  
wow i was thinking at first that from the mug shot she might have potential, but then the website...
2003-03-24 01:24:40 AM  
No suprise. Name me a mayor that DOESNT steal, and I will be suprised.
2003-03-24 01:26:41 AM  
Andonbray, I had a gf go to jail for a weekend for a DUI, she said she actually liked her id card pic for the jail, but they wouldn't let her keep it
2003-03-24 01:29:05 AM  
I'd hit it.... with THE BOOK.
2003-03-24 01:29:31 AM  
"A warrant was issued March 19 out of Canon City for Brooks arrest for jewelry and a car from a former friend, according to Denver Police spokesperson Virginia Lopez."

WELL written.

But I'd hit it anyway. What the hell.
2003-03-24 01:39:12 AM  
I can finally afford one of those crazy young stripper mayors! I'm gonna get me the craziest, strippiest mayor....

2003-03-24 01:54:05 AM  
A greedy stripper? Well that's new..
2003-03-24 02:47:14 AM  
I don't have a punchline, but why don't strippers have eyebrows?
2003-03-24 04:42:12 AM  
Who cares? Who looks at their faces anyways?
2003-03-24 04:48:51 AM  
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2003-03-24 05:31:22 AM  
Me thinks her boobies are going to explode. It looks like they just kept on filling them up until the cleavage overtook her collar bone.

2003-03-24 06:43:02 AM  
This women has some major issues. SHE was elected mayor? Shows you what kind of people live in Georgetown, Denver...
2003-03-24 08:29:58 AM  
Never trust a woman who pays her rent in all one dollar bills.
2003-03-24 08:29:58 AM  
Anyone have access to her nudes or know where to find them on the web?
2003-03-24 08:44:49 AM  
Man, that woman fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2003-03-24 10:05:29 AM  
wow, I hate to say this but.....I WOULDN'T hit it.


Never thought I'd see the day when I'd say that about an ex-stripper turned mayor.
2003-03-24 10:32:10 AM  
it's very difficult for me to say that i wouldn't hit it, because she was on the daily show.
2003-03-24 11:18:52 AM  
I wouldn't hit it with your......
2003-03-24 11:40:39 AM  
If she was asian and non ugly I'd hit it like a monkey slapping the dealy-o.
2003-03-24 12:01:11 PM  
Sheena -
It's not fair to judge the people in Denver because of her. There are plenty of really great looking strippers all over the front range!
Hooray for strippers!
2003-03-24 04:13:50 PM  
03-24-03 01:19:23 AM Anti_Freak_Machine
A stripper stole my beer in a bar once

Did she pick it up without using her hands?
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