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(Chron)   Woman attempts to cross the Mexico-US border hidden in suitcase. Agents still trying to get a handle on the situation   (chron.com) divider line 81
    More: Fail, Mexico, Mexican, Customs and Border Protection, Ford Explorer, Maria Candelaria Moreno, Wis, Ricardo Moreno Esparza, Houston Chronicle  
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2009-11-17 12:56:08 PM  
Were there leg holes?
 
2009-11-17 12:57:29 PM  
Aw, and you missed Headline of the Year by that much.
 
2009-11-17 12:58:10 PM  
Ready for picture of that chinese guy in the trunk from oceans eleven
 
2009-11-17 12:58:26 PM  
Was her children inside the carry-on?
 
2009-11-17 12:59:30 PM  
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2009-11-17 01:00:10 PM  
So, umm... how is she in the sack since you know she can get into some interesting positions.
 
2009-11-17 01:01:14 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
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Doh! They caught me!
 
2009-11-17 01:01:48 PM  
I wonder if she was smuggling blow in her pooper.
 
2009-11-17 01:02:24 PM  
skinink: Was her children inside the carry-on?

Only if they weigh less than 3 oz.
 
2009-11-17 01:02:33 PM  
I heard they always fold tacos down there.

/actually getting a window seat in 15 min.
 
2009-11-17 01:02:44 PM  
I just FedExed some Hondurans to Detroit so I'm getting a kick, etc...
 
2009-11-17 01:02:46 PM  
A picture of the suspect: Packaged (pops, PNSFW).
 
2009-11-17 01:03:55 PM  
I tried to search for a screenshot from "Nobody Knows" to post in this thread, but instead I got a picture of a pile of burned/rotting corpses. THANKS GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
 
2009-11-17 01:04:59 PM  
www.weird-websites.info
 
2009-11-17 01:06:10 PM  
 
2009-11-17 01:06:35 PM  
The woman hidden in the suitcase in their vehicle was processed for expedited return to Mexico.

I recommend Fed-ex overnight.
 
2009-11-17 01:06:53 PM  
I think I need a bigger box.
 
2009-11-17 01:07:20 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-17 01:07:40 PM  
EggFool: gorgor: APPROVES
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Doh! They caught me!


Not as bad as a suitcase stuffed in a woman.
 
2009-11-17 01:07:57 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com

I want a suitcase.
 
2009-11-17 01:08:04 PM  
Come out with your hands up! This is the valise!
 
2009-11-17 01:10:23 PM  
gorgor: EggFool: gorgor: APPROVES
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Doh! They caught me!

Not as bad as a suitcase stuffed in a woman.


Surely you must have a link to a barbie suitcase x-ray of some sort... (Wow. That's gross of me...)
 
2009-11-17 01:12:09 PM  
The comments are scary. Can't we just give Texas back to the Mexicans and solve two problems at once?


jenningsla wrote:
Enough is enough. They should be executed for this kind of crap.
 
2009-11-17 01:13:07 PM  
When asked why she was in the suitcase the woman replied it was more comfortable than flying Southwest.
 
2009-11-17 01:14:01 PM  
Hope she had some toiletries with her.
 
2009-11-17 01:16:15 PM  
Earl of Chives: The comments are scary. Can't we just give Texas back to the Mexicans and solve two problems at once?


jenningsla wrote:
Enough is enough. They should be executed for this kind of crap.


They seem normal to me:

Liberals_Hate_America (16)
Liberals_Hate_America wrote:
Make aiding an illegal entry a 20 year offense...we need to start having some sort of deterrent...make crossing illegally a felony while you're at it...damn thieves...we'll send you some rice, you aren't starving...you chose to break the law and steal, it's your choice to be a criminal...and not just for a day or a year...every stinking day of your miserable life with no regret nor a desire to make things right...crooks...



/wut?
 
2009-11-17 01:20:33 PM  
Coiled Hot 1: I wonder if she was smuggling blow in her pooper.

....and hidden inside the bundles of cocaine were diamonds?

...and the diamonds had been laser-etched with classfied intel data?

She's like the Russian nesting doll of smugglers.
 
2009-11-17 01:21:11 PM  
EggFool: gorgor: EggFool: gorgor: APPROVES
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Doh! They caught me!

Not as bad as a suitcase stuffed in a woman.

Surely you must have a link to a barbie suitcase x-ray of some sort... (Wow. That's gross of me...)


Be sure to bring a sweater
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2009-11-17 01:26:19 PM  
just to discourage this sort of thing, they should send her back as checked luggage, and make her pay the baggage fee
 
2009-11-17 01:29:35 PM  
Imprison them just long enough for their lives to completely fall apart, then deport them.

*Cue the altruistic douche bags*
 
2009-11-17 01:31:43 PM  
gorgor:

Surely you must have a link to a barbie suitcase x-ray of some sort... (Wow. That's gross of me...)

Be sure to bring a sweater
http://tinyurl.com/yzu4j9r
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I choose a raincoat, if it's all the same to you.
 
2009-11-17 01:32:59 PM  
If she really wants to be an American Tourist(er), she should be prepared for the consequences.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhoOuxN8cyw
 
2009-11-17 01:34:42 PM  
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a Mexican... always use the indefinite article a Mexican, never your Mexican.
 
2009-11-17 01:35:04 PM  
Earl of Chives: The comments are scary. Can't we just give Texas back to the Mexicans and solve two problems at once?

Giving Texas to Mexico would not solve any problems for anyone anywhere and definitely not for you. In fact it would create more problems as well as push the current problems of immigration and violence farther north thus bringing them closer to you and your lovely city of Chicago that I am sure has no one at all like jenningsla.
 
2009-11-17 01:35:24 PM  
phlegmmo: If she really wants to be an American Tourist(er), she should be prepared for the consequences.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhoOuxN8cyw


who slipped a camera into the baggage handling pen
 
2009-11-17 01:37:15 PM  
EdNortonsTwin: Imprison them just long enough for their lives to completely fall apart, then deport them.

*Cue the altruistic douche bags*


Her life could not have been all that together if she was crossing the border stuffed in a suitcase. Just deport her back.
 
2009-11-17 01:39:27 PM  
If they left her in the desert she'd be carrion luggage.
 
2009-11-17 01:41:44 PM  
Tavernknight: EdNortonsTwin: Imprison them just long enough for their lives to completely fall apart, then deport them.

*Cue the altruistic douche bags*

Her life could not have been all that together if she was crossing the border stuffed in a suitcase. Just deport her back.


At 31 odds are she's broken immigration laws before, perhaps even has kids here. If so, she'll just keep trying.
 
2009-11-17 01:42:02 PM  
www.studiobueno.com
 
2009-11-17 01:49:39 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Coiled Hot 1: I wonder if she was smuggling blow in her pooper.

....and hidden inside the bundles of cocaine were diamonds?

...and the diamonds had been laser-etched with classfied intel data?

She's like the Russian nesting doll of smugglers.


She couldn't smuggle a piece of grease-proof paper, let alone cocaine.

For all you know, show bought those diamonds here, before she went to visit Mexico.

They should work on catching the real smugglers.
 
2009-11-17 01:57:31 PM  
Barnstormer: If they left her in the desert she'd be carrion luggage.

Hey-oooooooooo!
 
2009-11-17 01:57:52 PM  
Bad gorgor
 
2009-11-17 02:00:20 PM  
Didn't Jasmine Fiore try something like this?

/too soon?
 
2009-11-17 02:00:24 PM  
Rose Red: Bad gorgor

whut?
They could have hid her in suitcases.
 
2009-11-17 02:02:37 PM  
How the HELL did they hide the border in a suitcase?
 
2009-11-17 02:03:15 PM  
They catch this woman, but they can't keep my mother-in-law out?

/Good cook, if nothing else.
//nothing else
 
2009-11-17 02:06:14 PM  
Tavernknight: Earl of Chives: The comments are scary. Can't we just give Texas back to the Mexicans and solve two problems at once?

Giving Texas to Mexico would not solve any problems for anyone anywhere and definitely not for you. In fact it would create more problems as well as push the current problems of immigration and violence farther north thus bringing them closer to you and your lovely city of Chicago that I am sure has no one at all like jenningsla.


I can deal with Mexicans, it's annoying Texans that are my real concern. Give Texas back, build a new fence and electrify the fark out of it and you people can go nuts down there. You'll be free to kill whomever you please and brag about the the size of Texas ad nauseum for all eternity. Get on that chop, chop, kthx Tex.
 
2009-11-17 02:08:10 PM  
Se le metio en la maleta?

No se jefe, es que la maleta se metio en mi coche con la chica ya aldentro.

Pues no son cupables. Que tengan buen dia.
 
2009-11-17 02:19:10 PM  
hopefully she packed a light lunch
 
2009-11-17 02:30:28 PM  
GOD DAMN IT !!!!!! can we start shooting these farkers on site? i hate farking mexicans and their shiatty ass culture and crappy food and lazy mooch culture. and their farking stench. and their low class music. and their horrible taste in cars and clothes. fix your own farking country shiatbirds !!
 
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