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(CBS News)   Repo man struck by repossessed car. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness   (cbsnews.com) divider line 112
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2009-11-17 01:03:50 AM
Goddamn-dipshiat-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass!
 
2009-11-17 01:10:58 AM
You could be thinking about a plate of shrimp and then suddenly someone says "plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp"
/lets go do some crimes
 
2009-11-17 01:28:30 AM
Ordinary farking people. I hate 'em.
 
2009-11-17 01:30:49 AM
Did you used to do a lot of acid, repomitter?
 
2009-11-17 01:33:54 AM
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
 
2009-11-17 01:34:46 AM
Find one in every car.



You'll see.
 
2009-11-17 01:38:36 AM
Doesn't mean shiat to me.
 
2009-11-17 01:38:54 AM
Crab if anyone comes to get my car looking like that. I'm gonna be suspicious and probably use my gun.

/not to shoot anyone
//Just wave it at them
 
2009-11-17 01:40:21 AM
chemical_angel: You could be thinking about a plate of shrimp and then suddenly someone says "plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp"
/lets go do some crimes


Put it on a plate, dear. It'll taste better.
 
2009-11-17 01:43:45 AM
farka John Wayne, tell us his name you little pussy.
 
2009-11-17 01:46:20 AM
Some Zydrate would probably help with the pain.

Obscure?

/Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...
 
2009-11-17 01:48:24 AM
Yeah, god damn those repo men. It's not my fault I can't pay my bills. I blame Bush/Obama/everyone else but me.
 
2009-11-17 01:49:10 AM
The repo man was at my house today looking for my car, so Im getting a kick out of these replies.

/You wont find it, sucka!
//BWAHAHAHA
 
2009-11-17 01:49:25 AM
It would have been funnier if he'd been struck by a possessed person.
 
2009-11-17 01:50:06 AM
in a sluggish economy
inflation,recession
hits the land of the free
standing in unemployment lines
blame the government for hard time

we just get by
however we can
we all gotta duck
when the shiat hits the fan
 
2009-11-17 01:50:37 AM
Can't say I blame her, a repo man spends her life getting into tense situations.
 
2009-11-17 01:53:38 AM
Not surprising. The life of a repo man is always intense.
 
2009-11-17 01:56:54 AM
Palmer Eldritch:

/Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...


A little glass vial?
 
2009-11-17 02:03:14 AM
wingnutx: Palmer Eldritch:

/Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...

A little glass vial?


A LITLE GLASS VIAL!
 
2009-11-17 02:04:02 AM
I blame society.
 
2009-11-17 02:04:43 AM
wingnutx: Palmer Eldritch:

/Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...

A little glass vial?


A little glass vial!
 
2009-11-17 02:06:49 AM
Only a fool gets killed for a car.
 
2009-11-17 02:08:19 AM
Notabunny: chemical_angel: You could be thinking about a plate of shrimp and then suddenly someone says "plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp"
/lets go do some crimes

Put it on a plate, dear. It'll taste better.


put it on a plate, dear. you'll enjoy it more.
couldn't enjoy it any more, ma.

/let's go get sushi and not pay!
 
2009-11-17 02:08:34 AM
Alucard_3501: wingnutx: Palmer Eldritch:

/Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...

A little glass vial?

A LITLE GLASS VIAL!


/Tiny fist, et al.
 
2009-11-17 02:09:39 AM
And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery.

And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.

And when the gun goes off, it sparks! and you're ready for surgery.
 
2009-11-17 02:11:35 AM
While the guy who decided to try to drive his car off of the tow hook is an irresponsible douche who needs to do 10 to 15 for attempted vehicular assault, some dumbass points go to the repo rep for allowing the guy into the car to grab personal items without making "ok, but give me the keys first" a precondition.
 
2009-11-17 02:13:12 AM
And since we're riffing on Repo Man, here's my favorite quote...

"The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am."
"That's bullshiat. You're a white suburban punk just like me."
"Yeah, but it still hurts."
 
2009-11-17 02:15:57 AM
Plate o shrimp.
 
2009-11-17 02:17:59 AM
Wolfmanjames: Alucard_3501: wingnutx: Palmer Eldritch:

/Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...

A little glass vial?

A LITLE GLASS VIAL!

/Tiny fist, et al.


It's the 21st Century Cure

/not part of that song i know
//first time i've ever beat someone to something
///.....wow i need to get a life
////great movie though
//slashies take your spleen!
 
2009-11-17 02:18:51 AM
Tou read that book I gave you?

Dioretix.

The science of matter over mind.

i14.photobucket.com

You better read it.

Book'll change your life.
 
2009-11-17 02:20:15 AM
Come on, give me my floor back. My customers are walkin' around on the pipes!
 
2009-11-17 02:24:44 AM
You.

/plate 'o farking shrimp
 
2009-11-17 02:30:11 AM
He was only 5 foot 3, chicks could not resist his stare..........Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
 
2009-11-17 02:35:49 AM
If Hoffman can "unconceed" why can't this guy "unreposess"?

JK

After watching these repo shows, I'll bet he jumped behind the moving vehicle. Stupidity on both parts I'm sure.
 
2009-11-17 02:40:26 AM
John Wayne was a fag.
 
2009-11-17 02:55:15 AM
I am new to TotalFark...and I am having a hard time figuring why some things make green and other, more commented, better articles to do not. Enlighten me.
If it is all because of the title, it must be obscure 'cause I don't get it.
Thanks
 
2009-11-17 02:59:58 AM
japles: I am new to TotalFark...and I am having a hard time figuring why some things make green and other, more commented, better articles to do not. Enlighten me.
If it is all because of the title, it must be obscure 'cause I don't get it.
Thanks


Congratulations on wasting five dollars a month.

Completely unexplainable why some bad head lines get approved.
 
2009-11-17 03:06:13 AM
i166.photobucket.com
Unavailable for comment.
 
2009-11-17 03:07:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2009-11-17 03:11:06 AM
As a first year law student all I see when I read "attempted vehicular assault" is "attempted vehicular attempted battery." Ohio must have some odd statutes... An attempted attempt! As crazy as the fertile octogenarian and the unborn widow.
 
2009-11-17 03:24:09 AM
Multiple greenlights no longer mean to me what they once did.

I now like the guy who was able to sneak in just one.

I bet he was thrilled to death.
 
2009-11-17 03:39:29 AM
spi13: He was only 5 foot 3, chicks could not resist his stare..........Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Not like you.

/clapclapclapclap.
 
2009-11-17 03:40:22 AM
saturday night live!

monday night football!



you ordinary farking people don't give a fark, but that is probably the most perfect movie ever made. Captured a time and a place like few other films could hope to.. though Thunderbolt and Lightfoot was pretty excellent in that regard, too.


/feelin 7 up
 
2009-11-17 03:40:57 AM
This is as ironic as a baby being born with two eyes.
 
2009-11-17 03:47:14 AM
japles: I am new to TotalFark...and I am having a hard time figuring why some things make green and other, more commented, better articles to do not. Enlighten me.
If it is all because of the title, it must be obscure 'cause I don't get it.
Thanks


It's because this thread will be filled with Repo Man(1984) people, and get clicks/add revenue. Like this:
www.starz.com
/the movie was OK, but the soundtrack was/is the shiat.
 
2009-11-17 03:53:08 AM
An entire thread full of awesome quotes and only one idiot who felt it was time to take a tough guy stand and make it political.
Just for that, you're not in the gang anymore, Archie.
 
2009-11-17 03:55:19 AM
Came for the pic of the possessed car and I have to leave it myself.
images.wizarduniverse.com

/link is hot
 
2009-11-17 04:12:49 AM
punchaprep: Crab if anyone comes to get my car looking like that. I'm gonna be suspicious and probably use my gun.

/not to shoot anyone
//Just wave it at them


You'll need to change you fark handle to pistolwhipaperp
 
2009-11-17 04:17:42 AM
HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: /the movie was OK, but the soundtrack was/is the shiat.

If you haven't seen Repo Man, you haven't done enough drugs
 
2009-11-17 04:19:25 AM
Let's just get on with it:

Plugz (new window)
Iggy Pop (new window)
Burning Sensations (new window)
Circle Jerks (new live window, meh, the one on the soundtrack is so good, little help?)
FEAR (new let's give guns to the queers window)

Most important. (new five pound blocks of cheese window)

/also, ST before they were a household name, more Plugz, Black Flag, etc....

I think submitter knew how this would end.
 
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