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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin to vegetarians: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" In other news, Sarah Palin endorses cannibalism   (lefarkins.blogspot.com) divider line 258
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2009-11-17 12:14:17 AM
meat0918: Sabyen91: Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.

God did NOT make Boca Burgers. That was Satan.

I tried a Chik'n patty from MorningStar, instant heartburn.


I loved the burgers way back when in the school cafeteria that were something like half meat and half soy but anything that is full soy should never fake being a meat product.
 
2009-11-17 12:14:56 AM
Notabunny: I think it's time to reconsider Bush's human-animal hybrids.

Fun to ride, and eat.


Damn. I...don't know what to think about that picture.
 
2009-11-17 12:15:27 AM
Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.


I find soy chorizo proof that vegetarians hate humanity and want us to be unhappy.
 
2009-11-17 12:15:39 AM
3_Butt_Cheeks: clusterfrak: If God had not intended for me to vote for Obama, why did he make her so painfully stupid.

You chose Biden.

/You don't deserve a cookie.


Wut? Palin>Biden? Is this what you are saying?
 
2009-11-17 12:15:42 AM
Palin: 'I'm A Lover Of Books And Magazines And Newspapers,' And I Was Annoyed With Katie Couric

During her interview with Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin explained her infamous gaffe from the 2008 campaign, when Katie Couric asked what newspapers and magazines she reads, and Palin responded that she reads "all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years." And Palin said that she was annoyed at someone asking about what people in Alaska read.

Winfrey later asked: "When you finished that interview, did you think, 'I wished I had just named some magazines?'"

"Absolutely!" Palin replied.

Still doesn't name a single one (new window)
 
2009-11-17 12:16:01 AM
If God didn't want us to kill wolves from the air, why did he give us helicopters. And other stories... By Sarah Palin.


/She wont even need a ghost writer for this one
 
2009-11-17 12:16:02 AM
This woman is a national treasure.
 
2009-11-17 12:16:25 AM
libbynomore2: the Palin haters

More than enough said.


If God didn't want us to laugh at Sarah Palin, why did he make her so damn funny?
 
2009-11-17 12:16:45 AM
Sabyen91: meat0918: Sabyen91: Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.

God did NOT make Boca Burgers. That was Satan.

I tried a Chik'n patty from MorningStar, instant heartburn.

I loved the burgers way back when in the school cafeteria that were something like half meat and half soy but anything that is full soy should never fake being a meat product.


The best veggie patty I ever had was homemade, and the only soy it contained was some soy flour as a binder.
 
2009-11-17 12:17:24 AM
libbynomore2: the Palin haters

More than enough said.


From you? Yeah, definitely more than enough said. Silly troll.
 
2009-11-17 12:19:05 AM
FormlessOne: libbynomore2: the Palin haters

More than enough said.

From you? Yeah, definitely more than enough said. Silly troll.


I am a notorious troll baiter but I rarely respond to that one. I have to be loaded for that.
 
2009-11-17 12:19:46 AM
clusterfrak: I find soy chorizo proof that vegetarians hate humanity and want us to be unhappy.

Hmmmmn, I tried the soy chorzo burrito at Trader Joes and thought it was pretty tasty.
 
2009-11-17 12:20:13 AM
meat0918: Sabyen91: meat0918: Sabyen91: Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.

God did NOT make Boca Burgers. That was Satan.

I tried a Chik'n patty from MorningStar, instant heartburn.

I loved the burgers way back when in the school cafeteria that were something like half meat and half soy but anything that is full soy should never fake being a meat product.

The best veggie patty I ever had was homemade, and the only soy it contained was some soy flour as a binder.


I have never tasted a good veggie burger. Granted, I don't try that often but the few I have tried were just awful. I am not sure homemade would be much better for my taste.
 
2009-11-17 12:24:15 AM
Sarah Palin is a liberal plant to make conservatives look stupid.

/Has to be
 
2009-11-17 12:25:37 AM
Fart_Machine: clusterfrak: I find soy chorizo proof that vegetarians hate humanity and want us to be unhappy.

Hmmmmn, I tried the soy chorzo burrito at Trader Joes and thought it was pretty tasty.


Haven't tried the Trader Joe variety just the unholy concoction in Safeway. It tasted horrible and violated my digestive system. I was raped from the inside out by a fiery faux meat phallus. Never again NEVER.
 
2009-11-17 12:30:33 AM
jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

See. All conservatives do is take what liberals say and repeat it.



"Conservatives are not funny."


"Uh, um...uhhhhhh Liberals are humorless"

You guys have no originality whatsoever.

There.

Within a week I expect Fox News and all conservatives to be talking about how unoriginal the liberal mind is.
 
2009-11-17 12:31:00 AM
If God chose this nation above all others, why did you lose the election?
 
2009-11-17 12:32:42 AM
Sabyen91: meat0918: Sabyen91: meat0918: Sabyen91: Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.

God did NOT make Boca Burgers. That was Satan.

I tried a Chik'n patty from MorningStar, instant heartburn.

I loved the burgers way back when in the school cafeteria that were something like half meat and half soy but anything that is full soy should never fake being a meat product.

The best veggie patty I ever had was homemade, and the only soy it contained was some soy flour as a binder.

I have never tasted a good veggie burger. Granted, I don't try that often but the few I have tried were just awful. I am not sure homemade would be much better for my taste.


It was onion, green pepper, portabello mushroom, cooked rice, cooked wild rice, and some lightly seasoned flour to hold it all together.

The blended and extruded concoctions from the store are really awful.

To be honest, I prefer a bratwurst with some sauteed onions and green peppers, or with good old sauerkraut; but mixing it up with some vegetarian dishes sometimes leads to good results in the kitchen.
 
2009-11-17 12:32:55 AM
Obnox: Palin: 'I'm A Lover Of Books And Magazines And Newspapers,' And I Was Annoyed With Katie Couric

She just cannot let it go. All she has to do is diplomatically say, "I had a brain-fart" and leave it at that. But she can't.

The real Sarah Palin always emerges like a chestburster.
 
2009-11-17 12:35:18 AM
As a vegetarian I can honestly say this doesn't affect my opinion of Sarah Palin at all one way or another. It was already bottomed out.
 
2009-11-17 12:45:52 AM
I'm just surprised she didn't say she eats lots of dogs.
 
2009-11-17 12:48:33 AM
SomeoneDumb: I'm just surprised she didn't say she eats lots of dogs.

Dog's a fine meal

www.movieactors.com
 
2009-11-17 12:57:40 AM
Am I *really* the first one to point out that the Sarah Palin trifecta is complete? Not that it's particularly uncommon.
 
2009-11-17 12:57:57 AM
DNRTFT; I'm just going to assume she was making a joke here. Yeah she's special, but I mean come on.
 
2009-11-17 12:58:02 AM
Fun with ads: I got this combo on the Politics mainpage.
img43.imageshack.us

(some slight cropping performed...)
 
2009-11-17 12:58:45 AM
For those who think right-whingers are humorless, I'll just leave this here:

www.imagechicken.com

/the box at the bottom left represents their empty ideology
//point, point
///laugh, laugh
 
2009-11-17 01:02:02 AM
If God had not intended for us to have abortions, how come He made them out of stem cells?
 
2009-11-17 01:04:59 AM
meat0918: Dog's a fine meal

www.theaspectratio.net

Disagrees.

Admittedly, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

/hotter than the wolf
 
2009-11-17 01:05:36 AM
Truncks1: If God had not intended for us to have abortions, how come He made them out of stem cells?

Or made them defenseless.
 
2009-11-17 01:07:10 AM
clusterfrak: Truncks1: If God had not intended for us to have abortions, how come He made them out of stem cells?

Or made them defenseless.


Obviously you've never been sprayed in the eye while trying to dislodge a fetus. That's a highly effective defense mechanism
 
2009-11-17 01:09:11 AM
If God intended us to eat meat why do westerners have a 5 fold increase in colorectal cancer rates?
 
2009-11-17 01:09:36 AM
Dr. Farkenstein: For those who think right-whingers are humorless, I'll just leave this here

i34.tinypic.com

Fixed.
 
2009-11-17 01:11:53 AM
BOZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 07:39:05 PM
Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".


The butt-hurt, it is palpable.
 
2009-11-17 01:14:46 AM
Wait wait wait wait... Bevets is a Palin-ite? Haha too appropriate.
 
2009-11-17 01:17:08 AM
this has got to be a hoax....right?

/right?
 
2009-11-17 01:17:26 AM
I'm damn grateful not to be on the side that has to come to the defense of this lunatic.
 
2009-11-17 01:22:16 AM
AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?

Er, that's not really the case, it's not infrequent for sex acts involving anal penetration to result in some damage, sometimes even hospital visits. It's one of those things that's possible as a result of the body being designed with some decent factors of safety rather than a real 'intentional design' in the evolutionary sense.

Though if your point was just to show that what Sarah Palin said was silly... good for you, man. I guess.

//Yeah, yeah, I know, ending up in the hospital is how you know you're doing it right, etc.
 
2009-11-17 01:24:55 AM
Barbigazi: exick: Sarah, if God had not intended for you to get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, why did he give me such a strong pimp hand?

If voting were enabled I would create an alt to vote for this twice.


Except he misspelled sammich.
 
2009-11-17 01:26:48 AM
Jim_Callahan: AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?

Er, that's not really the case, it's not infrequent for sex acts involving anal penetration to result in some damage, sometimes even hospital visits. It's one of those things that's possible as a result of the body being designed with some decent factors of safety rather than a real 'intentional design' in the evolutionary sense.

Though if your point was just to show that what Sarah Palin said was silly... good for you, man. I guess.

//Yeah, yeah, I know, ending up in the hospital is how you know you're doing it right, etc.


You know what they say, if you can't take the meat get back in the kitchen. Works for vegetarians and women.
 
2009-11-17 01:30:24 AM
All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF
young-alumni.com
 
2009-11-17 01:31:16 AM
I don't like Palin.

I respect vegetarians as long as they stay out of my bidness.

That line has always been funnyish.
 
2009-11-17 01:33:10 AM
alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

too obvious. the pic put it way over the top.
 
2009-11-17 01:35:02 AM
Dr.Zom: this has got to be a hoax....right?

/right?


I think it was a joke, like:

"If you're dumber than me, slower than me, and you taste good, pass the salt."
-Anthony Bourdain

/can't believe the stupid shiat that will inspire yet another Palin bashing thread
//I heard she also farts, stupid smelly farting biatch!
///She's a cannibal, hur dur dur
 
2009-11-17 01:36:13 AM
alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

Per yr request I am now en route to Fazoli's, where I will proceed to dig in.

Mmmmmm, fast food pasta!
 
2009-11-17 01:36:33 AM
alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

Shes out there selling a ghost written life story. Very brave, you could say it takes a lot of nerve.


/lawlolawl
 
2009-11-17 01:38:10 AM
img.slate.com

Slate
 
2009-11-17 01:38:46 AM
alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

Tone it down slightly. Get more bites that way.
 
2009-11-17 01:41:01 AM
Truncks1: If God had not intended for us to have abortions, how come He made them out of stem cells coat hangars?

FTFY
 
2009-11-17 01:42:02 AM
Jim_Callahan: AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?

Er, that's not really the case, it's not infrequent for sex acts involving anal penetration to result in some damage, sometimes even hospital visits. It's one of those things that's possible as a result of the body being designed with some decent factors of safety rather than a real 'intentional design' in the evolutionary sense.

Though if your point was just to show that what Sarah Palin said was silly... good for you, man. I guess.

//Yeah, yeah, I know, ending up in the hospital is how you know you're doing it right, etc.


If she relaxes she isn't going to the hospital.
 
2009-11-17 01:42:49 AM
alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

Is this serious? She quit her job.
 
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