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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin to vegetarians: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" In other news, Sarah Palin endorses cannibalism   (lefarkins.blogspot.com) divider line 258
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2009-11-17 06:43:06 AM
Sgt Otter: You were close.

Satisfied.
 
2009-11-17 07:14:32 AM
Sir Vanderhoot: How has this not been posted yet?

FTFY
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2009-11-17 07:31:18 AM
sunbird: I'm left wondering what God would have made the animals out of if he hasn't intended us to eat them...

Santorum?
 
2009-11-17 07:32:53 AM
she names her kids track and trig. that just says it all.
 
2009-11-17 07:46:09 AM
alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

No hate like conservative hate.

Man, the right-wingers in this thread are about as successful as the Browns were last night.
 
2009-11-17 07:47:13 AM



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2009-11-17 08:05:29 AM
jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

I'm not "humorless", but this joke was on loan from the Museum of Mesopotamia. It's just that old.
 
2009-11-17 08:11:53 AM
So it's become abundantly clear that this entire book is a collection of jokes. Know what the last punch line is? You bought the farking thing.
 
2009-11-17 08:32:39 AM
So Sarah Palin is thrilled by a joke that I found hilarious when I was 16. I'm not surprised.
 
2009-11-17 08:34:57 AM
If God didn't want us to torture Arabs then why did he give them nerves?
 
2009-11-17 09:00:00 AM
sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

well only the simple, easy to understand ones. Show her one of those two-line ones and she'll be all "Whoa!, Whoa! Hold up there Poindexter!, I'm a simple small-town real American, and I don't go in for elitist intellectual snobbery! Now, where's Katie Couric? Let's do this thing!"
 
2009-11-17 09:05:01 AM
I realize I'm not a believer but the more serious believers speak of their god in such a cheap, carnival trinket way, the less respect I feel they are due and I wasn't starting with much for them to begin with.

/meat eater, as I evolved to be.
//bring me everything on the menu that used to be a pig.
 
2009-11-17 09:08:29 AM
I summon the power of the FARK Grammar Nazis to discuss whether the colloquial term "How Come" is even the proper way to ask the question. Wouldn't proper English be " WHY did He make them out of meat?"

It think "how come" has been accepted as proper (yet colloquial) usage... but still, is it just the Northeastern elitists (and therefore not a Real(tm) American) in me that thinks that "how come" is just dumb and hick-y and is typically the way a 3rd grader asks questions?
 
2009-11-17 09:12:34 AM
phillyguy1547: It think "how come" has been accepted as proper (yet colloquial) usage... but still, is it just the Northeastern elitists (and therefore not a Real(tm) American) in me that thinks that "how come" is just dumb and hick-y and is typically the way a 3rd grader asks questions?

I think it's a shortened bastardization of "How has it come to be." Just my crappy little opinion.
 
2009-11-17 09:17:22 AM
If God had not intended us to eat animals, he would have given us different teeth.


baxterking.com
 
2009-11-17 09:21:58 AM
sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

The former governor later went on to say that her kid could beat up your honor student, and she's not tailgating -- she's drafting.
 
2009-11-17 09:22:31 AM
Phil Herup: If God had not intended us to eat animals, he would have given us different teeth.

And not given us stereoscopic vision which is darned useful for hunting other fauna.

Nor made meat so gosh darned delicious.
 
2009-11-17 09:29:43 AM
phillyguy1547: thinks that "how come" is just dumb and hick-y and is typically the way a 3rd grader asks questions?

I hear "Whycome" and "Becausewhy" and even get a Because in response to a yes or no question.
Of course, I'm not talking to CEOs, or CFOs.
Oh, wait.
I am.
 
2009-11-17 09:30:18 AM
Cinaed: And not given us stereoscopic vision which is darned useful for hunting other fauna.



and not given us the brain to fabricate spears and guns, and opposable thumbs to operate them


/God also allowed us to invent the BBQ smoker
 
2009-11-17 09:32:09 AM
The Homer Tax: sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

The former governor later went on to say that her kid could beat up your honor student, and she's not tailgating -- she's drafting.


It was the Obama '08 comment that confused me.
 
2009-11-17 09:36:22 AM
cameroncrazy1984: sunbird: If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?

Wait, you can't eat bats? What a terrible religion.


Ozzy? Is that you?
 
2009-11-17 09:37:15 AM
Phil Herup: If God had not intended us to eat animals, he would have given us different teeth.

You know, Phil, for all the shiat I give you -- especially about being a dentist -- this is one time you are on my wavelength 100%.

The tooth argument -- that and intestinal flora -- is the best way to trump a vegetarian's "why do u eat meat?!" argument.

/Doesn't eat much meat
//Ethics has nothing to do with it
///Something's gotta die for you to live
 
2009-11-17 09:40:23 AM
Magorn: sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

well only the simple, easy to understand ones. Show her one of those two-line ones and she'll be all "Whoa!, Whoa! Hold up there Poindexter!, I'm a simple small-town real American, and I don't go in for elitist intellectual snobbery! Now, where's Katie Couric? Let's do this thing!"


BUSH SUCKS. DICK
CHENEY TOO


/one of my all time favorites
 
2009-11-17 09:40:33 AM
If God didn't want me to shove this banana deep up my rectum, then why did his handsome disciple Kirk Cameron put the idea in my head?

coreybb.com
 
2009-11-17 09:48:56 AM
BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".


She doesn't know the difference between carnivore and omnivore. That much is very clear.
 
2009-11-17 09:51:09 AM
But aren't we made out of meat?

They're Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson (new window)
 
2009-11-17 09:54:48 AM
Taminator: But aren't we made out of meat?

They're Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson (new window)


Yes, yes we are.
That God, such a comedian.
 
2009-11-17 10:06:25 AM
FishStampede: "They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."


Great reference!

/also, Palin recycled a dumb joke. I'm finding it hard to be outraged.
 
2009-11-17 10:08:29 AM
Is she going to invite these guys for dinner?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-11-17 10:22:22 AM
HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dr.Zom: this has got to be a hoax....right?

/right?

I think it was a joke, like:

"If you're dumber than me, slower than me, and you taste good, pass the salt."
-Anthony Bourdain

/can't believe the stupid shiat that will inspire yet another Palin bashing thread
//I heard she also farts, stupid smelly farting biatch!
///She's a cannibal, hur dur dur




Came here to say this.

If your guy is so smart and Sarah is so dumb, why is it necessary to jump on stupid stuff like this? For example, I don't pick on Nancy Pelosi because she constantly makes up and then restates "Bible verses", I pick on her because she funnels money to her husbands country, thinks questions about the constitution are "not serious questions", and doesn't seem to realize that the CIA is telling her it's water-boarding people.

Find me a similar example of stupidity in this woman, or move on.
 
2009-11-17 10:26:26 AM
Curse of the Goth Kids: DNRTFT; I'm just going to assume she was making a joke here. Yeah she's special, but I mean come on.

Yes, she even whipped out the "next to the mashed potatoes" joke right after that. They're old jokes. So old that even Fark has put them out to pasture.

But let's pretend that she was serious to use it as a political weapon. Yeah, that'll work.
 
2009-11-17 10:36:51 AM
Also the word "meat" contains the words "me" and "eat". It's a sign.
 
2009-11-17 10:38:04 AM
the_ut_tick: If your guy is so smart and Sarah is so dumb, why is it necessary to jump on stupid stuff like this?

Because a surprisingly large and statistically significant (if still very much a minority) of Americans look to her as a major political figure, preferred flag-bearer for their ideologies, and if they had their way, leader of this nation.

The bashing of Palin is just as much a bashing of the individuals who support her, ridiculing of their rationale for said support, and questioning of their intellect, capacity to reason, etc.
 
2009-11-17 10:39:57 AM
She's channeling Flanders and Swann.

She's going to be talking about Hippopotami next.
 
2009-11-17 10:45:56 AM
2wolves: BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".

She doesn't know the difference between carnivore and omnivore. That much is very clear.


That was my reaction too.
 
2009-11-17 10:47:11 AM
RedThree: If Because God chose this nation above all others, why did you she lost the election?!

Fixed.

Would look for an Obama & God fist bump if I had the time.
 
2009-11-17 11:06:49 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD: Doesn't eat much meat
//Ethics has nothing to do with it
///Something's gotta die for you to live




Yeah I have cut back on my meat intake quite a bit since I got into my late 30's.

Still loves it, but in moderation now.

Lot's of sushi though... I house that shiat.

/I try not to let the animals die in vain
 
2009-11-17 11:14:14 AM
The best part is that you usually hear the same used-up lines spouted on Fark threads about vegetarians.

I'm just surprised that she didn't quote Maddox!

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2009-11-17 11:36:23 AM
AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?

Winner
 
2009-11-17 11:40:27 AM
Sarah Palin vs. vegans...

Who the hell do you root for in that fight?
 
2009-11-17 11:43:59 AM
HeartBurnKid: Sarah Palin vs. vegans...

Who the hell do you root for in that fight?


Um... not sure, but if you tossed them in the ring with the Somali pirates the the NorK crew and it'd make a killing on pay-per-view
 
2009-11-17 12:30:19 PM
Phil Herup: If God had not intended us to eat animals, he would have given us different teeth.

If God did not intend for men to be gay, then why does a penis fit nicely into another man's anus?
 
2009-11-17 12:38:28 PM
FarktheHeraldAngelSings: Phil Herup: If God had not intended us to eat animals, he would have given us different teeth.

If God did not intend for men to be gay, then why does a penis fit nicely into another man's anus?


No no no, you're going about it all wrong.
Here's a hint, do a lil reading on the prostate, and resubmit your work.
 
2009-11-17 01:09:49 PM
here's like she's got a modest proposal going.
 
2009-11-17 01:15:07 PM
HeartBurnKid: Sarah Palin vs. vegans...

Who the hell do you root for in that fight?


Anthrax
 
2009-11-17 01:15:32 PM
I really hope this was tongue in cheek by her. Because it's a line I've used on multiple occasions, usually while having steak, which is mildly funny simply due to its inherent amount of ironic stupidity.
 
2009-11-17 01:50:14 PM
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: Kirk

Can't beleive it took that long for this to be referenced...
 
2009-11-17 03:00:16 PM
Obnox: Palin: 'I'm A Lover Of Books And Magazines And Newspapers,' And I Was Annoyed With Katie Couric

During her interview with Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin explained her infamous gaffe from the 2008 campaign, when Katie Couric asked what newspapers and magazines she reads, and Palin responded that she reads "all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years." And Palin said that she was annoyed at someone asking about what people in Alaska read.

Winfrey later asked: "When you finished that interview, did you think, 'I wished I had just named some magazines?'"

"Absolutely!" Palin replied.

Still doesn't name a single one (new window)


I was able to sit through about half the interview before the dry heaves kicked in. I had to snert a little when they got to the Couric interview. Palin said she was expecting a "fun, lighthearted" interview, but instead she got "badgered" by Couric. I guess it was far from lighthearted for Couric to bring down the heavy hammer of Palin's reading habits.

It was all more of the same "It's everybody else's fault I lost" whining, along with a healty dose of "b-b-b-but double standard!"
 
2009-11-17 03:03:19 PM
FarktheHeraldAngelSings: Phil Herup: If God had not intended us to eat animals, he would have given us different teeth.

If God did not intend for men to be gay, then why does a penis fit nicely into another man's anus?



It fits just fine into a female anus.


/yeah they love it!
 
2009-11-17 03:38:37 PM
Jaakobi: hey I agree with Sarah (for once). I mean, the only reason we don't eat people is because it tastes lousy.

No it doesn't!

/I, um...
//I, ah, read it in a book. Yeah. That's it.
 
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