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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin to vegetarians: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" In other news, Sarah Palin endorses cannibalism   (lefarkins.blogspot.com) divider line 258
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2009-11-16 11:30:57 PM
www.templeofthedemon.com

Nods knowingly, "Do go on, Sarah"
 
2009-11-16 11:38:28 PM
BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".


So your position is that a major media organization is claiming that this is a verbatim excerpt from a soon to be released book, when in fact they invented it out of nothing? Good luck with that.

/subby
 
2009-11-16 11:38:58 PM
Seriously, the Palin obsession is getting a little old.
 
2009-11-16 11:39:51 PM
Bevets: 'This calls for a celebration -- We have found a new even more idiotic expression than she has ever uttered of our hatred for Sarah Palin.'

FTFY
 
2009-11-16 11:41:00 PM
Bevets:

Wow, what I wrote came out so mangled, I don't even know what I was attempting to say.

FAIL pile on!
 
2009-11-16 11:41:36 PM
3_Butt_Cheeks: Seriously, the Palin obsession is getting a little old.

Maybe republicans shouldn't worship her as much.
 
2009-11-16 11:45:49 PM
Well Jesus was a zombie.
 
2009-11-16 11:46:52 PM
Cake Hunter: I heard she also came out in favor of reading this if the b*tch fell off.

Well done.
 
2009-11-16 11:47:45 PM
If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore.

Fail. The word is "omnivore," you idiot.
 
2009-11-16 11:48:12 PM
I feel a bit stupider for having taken the time to read that article. Excuse me while I try to forget the garbage that I have read.
 
2009-11-16 11:48:41 PM
hey I agree with Sarah (for once). I mean, the only reason we don't eat people is because it tastes lousy.
slurmed.com
 
2009-11-16 11:50:27 PM
Well, BOW WOW WOW.
 
2009-11-16 11:51:00 PM
Abstruse: Sarah Palin vs vegetarians...I don't know who I want to win this one honestly...

whoever wins....we lose....
 
2009-11-16 11:51:44 PM
Jeez you guys must be scared shiatless that anyone will focus on Obama right now.
 
2009-11-16 11:52:00 PM
If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?
 
2009-11-16 11:53:13 PM
Mentat: baka-san: Lionel Mandrake: "That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd's blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?"

*shudder*

I can top that.


My brain can't comprehend that paragraph. I can't believe that actually happened, or that someone would think it's a good story to tell.
 
2009-11-16 11:54:18 PM
sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers? With a comment like that I think she's been reading FARK's PETA threads.
 
2009-11-16 11:54:31 PM
the excerpt cut out before Sarah wrote the line "You don't win friends with salad" a dozen times.
 
2009-11-16 11:54:52 PM
If He didn't intend for men to commit sodomy why did he make the bung so darned tight?
 
2009-11-16 11:55:02 PM
rlv.zcache.com

/hot from zazzle.com
 
2009-11-16 11:55:23 PM
I don't like Palin at all, but I have to admit that I say that exact line to people from time to time.
 
2009-11-16 11:55:30 PM
jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

The joke was submitting her as a serious candidate. You guys are still the punchline on that one.
 
2009-11-16 11:55:59 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?

Hmph, that was too close to my joke. I should RTFT first.
 
2009-11-16 11:56:38 PM
www.cyberpunkreview.com

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
 
2009-11-16 11:57:36 PM
jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

Yeah, liberals could never come up with hilarious comedy like the conservative 1/2 Hour News Hour.

img.slate.com
 
2009-11-16 11:57:49 PM
BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".


www.hollow-hill.com

jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

That must be why Dennis Miller and The 1/2 Hour News Hour did so well.
 
2009-11-16 11:59:03 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about this thread. On the one hand, we have a good old fashioned Palin-bash, which is always a great way to wind down the night. On the other hand, it's fodder for the "I'm going to make douchebag comments about vegetarians because all vegetarians are douchebags!" contingent, who rival only the Fark IndependentTM crowd for the amount of idiocy per post.

I guess I'll have to see how this all plays out.
 
2009-11-16 11:59:33 PM
Barakku: Old cliche + Sarah Palin saying believing it = news
 
2009-11-17 12:00:21 AM
FTFA: Fortunately for semi-professional mockers such as myself, Palin set the standard demonstrably lower by claiming that God intended humans to eat anything made out of meat.

And fortunately for religion professors like myself, you don't have any idea what the Christian relationship to the Tanakh has traditionally been. I look forward to having a job for the forseeable future.

/ya rly
 
2009-11-17 12:01:00 AM
Bevets: Barakku:

Old cliche + Sarah Palin saying it = news

A Palin hater managed to stretch the cliche past the breaking point. 'This calls for a celebration -- We have found a new expression of our hatred for Sarah Palin.'


Do you have a bible quote to go along with that?
 
2009-11-17 12:02:00 AM
My Boobies was way funnier than this one, but apparently the filters disagreed.

Just think, about six months after she stops being a darling of the conservative press, we'll get to see her nekkid pictures on the intertubes. AW's just can't help themselves.

Cheers.
 
2009-11-17 12:02:05 AM
sunbird: cameroncrazy1984: sunbird: If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?

Wait, you can't eat bats? What a terrible religion.

I know! I mean, banning teh ghey, making women second class citizens and all is understandable. But don't stand between me and a open pipistrelle on rye sandwich!


Do you guys remember that scene in Crocodile Dundee II(?) where the guy was eating a bat and the woman says "You can't be enjoying that" and the guy says "Nah, needs more garlic".
 
2009-11-17 12:02:58 AM
Thanks subby, that article made me LOL. I needed the laugh.
 
2009-11-17 12:03:05 AM
In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.
 
2009-11-17 12:03:21 AM
Fart_Machine: Well Jesus was a zombie.


In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we'll have a big party (repeat line)

In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back

Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)

If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do

/not condoning the actual throwing of jesus down the well
 
2009-11-17 12:05:11 AM
RockIsDead: Jeez you guys must be scared shiatless that anyone will focus on Obama right now.

Heh, I know there have been other points where I KNEW you were a liberal fake troll but that seals it. You were disappointed in the last few Palin threads when somebody said "In before the trolls tell us we are scared of strong, conservative women". Right? Right? You finally got to use it.
 
2009-11-17 12:05:50 AM
jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

I know. We just didn't GET the "Half Hour News Hour". We suck.
 
2009-11-17 12:06:25 AM
eraser8: jjorsett: If God had intended liberals to take a joke, why did He make them so humorless?

Yeah, liberals could never come up with hilarious comedy like the conservative 1/2 Hour News Hour.


Dammit!
 
2009-11-17 12:06:33 AM
files.list.co.uk

Step away from the meat.
 
2009-11-17 12:07:07 AM
Hau Ruck: Sgt Otter: sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

You were close.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

I'd be willing to bet she has this T-shirt.


Palin Eating Tasty Animals.

FTFY
 
2009-11-17 12:07:26 AM
sunbird: I'm left wondering what God would have made the animals out of if he hasn't intended us to eat them. Tofu perhaps?

Rocks.
and poo.
 
2009-11-17 12:07:43 AM
Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.


God did NOT make Boca Burgers. That was Satan.
 
2009-11-17 12:08:38 AM
meat0918: Hau Ruck: Sgt Otter: sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

You were close.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

I'd be willing to bet she has this T-shirt.

Palin Eating Tasty Animals.

FTFY


New porn title. "Pa(y)lin Eating Tasty Ass".
 
2009-11-17 12:09:45 AM
Sabyen91: Parthenogenetic: In her defense:

1) There are a number of food products that use vegetables to simulate meat (various brands of soyburgers and items like chik'n nuggets and veggie sausages, FriChik, Tofurky, Quorn, etc.)

2) There are NO food products that use meat to simulate vegetables

So there.

God did NOT make Boca Burgers. That was Satan.


I tried a Chik'n patty from MorningStar, instant heartburn.
 
2009-11-17 12:10:34 AM
The headline is the representative attitude in most comments in any Fark thread about vegans/vegetarians/PETA. Still, put Palin's name next to it, and it somehow becomes a thing to mock.

/ consistency FTW
 
2009-11-17 12:10:41 AM
I think it's time to reconsider Bush's human-animal hybrids.

Fun to ride, and eat.

img.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-17 12:12:35 AM
If God had not intended for me to vote for Obama, why did he make her so painfully stupid.
 
2009-11-17 12:13:17 AM
pup.socket: The headline is the representative attitude in most comments in any Fark thread about vegans/vegetarians/PETA. Still, put Palin's name next to it, and it somehow becomes a thing to mock.

/ consistency FTW


Are you saying Fark does not mock vegans/vegetarians and especially PETA? It took Palin to put us over the top?
 
2009-11-17 12:13:49 AM
clusterfrak: If God had not intended for me to vote for Obama, why did he make her so painfully stupid.

You chose Biden.

/You don't deserve a cookie.
 
2009-11-17 12:14:06 AM
the Palin haters

ssl.fark.com


More than enough said.
 
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