sunbird: If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?
sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.
cameroncrazy1984: sunbird: If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?Wait, you can't eat bats? What a terrible religion.
exick: Sarah, if God had not intended for you to get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, why did he give me such a strong pimp hand?
BOZ: We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything.
DamnYankees: This is a parody, right? That's something Colbert would say.
BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".
Barbigazi: The article is linked to the NRO which is claiming this as a excerpt from her book. There isn't a link to Huffington there.
Con_Authority: While Palin is clearly an idiot, the writer of that article makes her seem gifted in comparison.
Sgt Otter: sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.You were close.
Unixfreak: Thanks for greenlighting this Palin thread. We hardly ever hear about her anymore, and she's practically forgotten on Fark.Being very concerned about the minutiae of her life and wanting to read all the brilliant and prophetic things she has to say, this really makes my day.Thanks Fark!
Hobodeluxe: she dispenses folksy colloquialisms like a Will Rogers Pez toy
try fect taa daa: sarah palin is hot. that is all.
Your Faith is Creepy: try fect taa daa: sarah palin is hot. that is all.Excuse me, but I believe you're mistaken. THIS is hot:THIS is not:You're welcome.
baka-san: Lionel Mandrake: "That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd's blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?"*shudder*
AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?
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