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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin to vegetarians: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" In other news, Sarah Palin endorses cannibalism   (lefarkins.blogspot.com) divider line 258
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2009-11-16 07:24:27 PM
I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.
 
2009-11-16 07:27:50 PM
If God didn't intend for me to stand outside Reese Witherspoon's bedroom windows and masturbate, why did he make her so pretty and talented?
 
2009-11-16 07:28:35 PM
If God had not intended you to swallow me whole, why did he make your mouth so big?
 
2009-11-16 07:29:38 PM
If God had wanted Sarah Palin to be taken seriously, why did he make her a retarded nutball?
 
2009-11-16 07:30:07 PM
Sarah, if God had not intended for you to get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, why did he give me such a strong pimp hand?
 
2009-11-16 07:30:32 PM
If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?
 
2009-11-16 07:32:01 PM
If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?
 
2009-11-16 07:34:07 PM
It says vegans.
 
2009-11-16 07:35:10 PM
sunbird: If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?

Wait, you can't eat bats? What a terrible religion.
 
2009-11-16 07:35:50 PM
sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

I heard she also came out in favor of reading this if the b*tch fell off.
 
BOZ
2009-11-16 07:39:05 PM
Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".
 
2009-11-16 07:39:33 PM
This is a parody, right? That's something Colbert would say.
 
2009-11-16 07:42:40 PM
cameroncrazy1984: sunbird: If God intended me to eat bacon, bats, ospreys, shellfish, mancock, why did he tell me not to?

Wait, you can't eat bats? What a terrible religion.


I know! I mean, banning teh ghey, making women second class citizens and all is understandable. But don't stand between me and a open pipistrelle on rye sandwich!
 
2009-11-16 07:43:37 PM
True or not, I'd like to gather a group of all my friends to plug all the holes in her to stop the stupid from falling out.

/ok, that might have been excessive. I'd still do her.
 
2009-11-16 07:44:47 PM
exick: Sarah, if God had not intended for you to get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, why did he give me such a strong pimp hand?

If voting were enabled I would create an alt to vote for this twice.
 
2009-11-16 07:45:15 PM
Quick, someone find me a picture of Alan Davies looking annoyed.
 
2009-11-16 07:46:38 PM
BOZ: We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything.

HuffPo has a pretty unbalanced editorial board, but I highly doubt they would deliberately lie. Put spin on something, yes, but fabricating a quote altogether would cross a line they couldn't uncross.
 
2009-11-16 07:46:40 PM
DamnYankees: This is a parody, right? That's something Colbert would say.

This.
 
2009-11-16 07:47:31 PM
BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".


The article is linked to the NRO which is claiming this as a excerpt from her book. There isn't a link to Huffington there.
 
2009-11-16 07:48:43 PM
BOZ: Subby is dain bramaged.

FTA - "according to an excerpt published by the Huffington Post: 'If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes.'"

In other words, SHE didn't necessarily say it. Huffington Post SAID she said it. We all know what a wonderfully unbiased periodical they are! Not that they would ever lie about Republicans or anything. Funny how no one else has come up with this "excerpt".


Are you aware what an excerpt is? You sir, are a farking idiot.

By the way, try Googling "Palin excerpt vegans" and see just how many other people HAVE come up with this excerpt, moran.

It's even on Free Republic, so maybe you'll believe it to be true.
 
2009-11-16 07:50:03 PM
Barbigazi: The article is linked to the NRO which is claiming this as a excerpt from her book. There isn't a link to Huffington there.

This. The link is to that well known satire site, NRO. If God had meant morons to use Huffington Post as a scapegoat for Sarah Palin's vapid statements, God would have invented the Huffington Post. And, it exists, because God wanted it to. Or, something.
 
2009-11-16 07:53:41 PM
sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

bp1.blogger.com

You were close.
 
2009-11-16 07:57:09 PM
All poor little BOZ had to do was play it off as a joke, but he got greedy and decided he could deny it ever happened instead.

Poor little trooper.
 
2009-11-16 08:00:26 PM
I'm left wondering what God would have made the animals out of if he hasn't intended us to eat them. Tofu perhaps?
 
2009-11-16 08:06:23 PM
While Palin is clearly an idiot, the writer of that article makes her seem gifted in comparison.
 
2009-11-16 08:09:22 PM
Con_Authority: While Palin is clearly an idiot, the writer of that article makes her seem gifted in comparison.

Nuh uh! You are!
 
2009-11-16 08:09:24 PM
Sgt Otter: sweetmelissa31: I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

You were close.


PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

I'd be willing to bet she has this T-shirt.
 
2009-11-16 08:28:39 PM
God made dirt so dirt won't hurt.
Can we bury her now?
 
2009-11-16 08:38:27 PM
What does God think about the bacon double cheeseburger, I wonder?
 
2009-11-16 09:31:15 PM
Old cliche + Sarah Palin saying it = news
 
2009-11-16 09:37:21 PM
I've got your meat animal Sarah.
 
2009-11-16 09:39:09 PM
Thanks for greenlighting this Palin thread. We hardly ever hear about her anymore, and she's practically forgotten on Fark.

Being very concerned about the minutiae of her life and wanting to read all the brilliant and prophetic things she has to say, this really makes my day.

Thanks Fark!
 
2009-11-16 09:41:19 PM
she dispenses folksy colloquialisms like a Will Rogers Pez toy
 
2009-11-16 09:45:50 PM
Unixfreak: Thanks for greenlighting this Palin thread. We hardly ever hear about her anymore, and she's practically forgotten on Fark.

Being very concerned about the minutiae of her life and wanting to read all the brilliant and prophetic things she has to say, this really makes my day.

Thanks Fark!


And yet you felt the need to write 49 words about it. Strange.
 
2009-11-16 09:49:05 PM
Hobodeluxe: she dispenses folksy colloquialisms like a Will Rogers Pez toy

You take that back. Her colloqualisms are stupid shiat, and Rogers ruled.

My favorite quotes:

-A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

- I have Indian blood in me. I also have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty.
 
2009-11-16 09:49:35 PM
i201.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-16 09:58:09 PM
img269.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-16 09:58:29 PM
"That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd's blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?"

Sarah thinks physical attraction is the basis of marriage!! OMG!!

/Todd has eyes that smile? Gross.
 
2009-11-16 10:01:53 PM
Lionel Mandrake: "That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd's blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?"

*shudder*
 
2009-11-16 10:05:34 PM
sarah palin is hot. that is all.
 
2009-11-16 10:10:19 PM
Barakku:

Old cliche + Sarah Palin saying it = news

A Palin hater managed to stretch the cliche past the breaking point. 'This calls for a celebration -- We have found a new expression of our hatred for Sarah Palin.'
 
2009-11-16 10:13:09 PM
try fect taa daa: sarah palin is hot. that is all.

Excuse me, but I believe you're mistaken. THIS is hot:

www.herospy.com

THIS is not:

farm3.static.flickr.com

You're welcome.
 
2009-11-16 10:21:03 PM
FTFA: The Weeners:

The "made of meat" is a Simpsons quote.
 
2009-11-16 10:24:18 PM
Your Faith is Creepy: try fect taa daa: sarah palin is hot. that is all.

Excuse me, but I believe you're mistaken. THIS is hot:



THIS is not:



You're welcome.


Are you familiar with the arguments decribing profound psychological trauma caused by the rapid succession of violent images and oversexualized imagery?
This is much worse.
 
2009-11-16 10:30:45 PM
Just think, this brainless bim could have been one VERY old heartbeat away from the presidency.
 
2009-11-16 10:34:10 PM
baka-san: Lionel Mandrake: "That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd's blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?"

*shudder*


I can top that.
 
2009-11-16 10:36:46 PM
Mentat: *shudder*

I can top that.


*stares slackjawed*
 
2009-11-16 10:37:34 PM
Lionel Mandrake: /Todd has eyes that smile? Gross.

eye's that smile?
That sounds familiar... where have I heard... oh yes.

pics.livejournal.com
 
2009-11-16 11:14:24 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: If God did not intend for humans to have buttsecks, why is the anal aperture perfectly shaped for penile penetration?

And why's the prostate (a major male pleasure center) accessible only through anal stimulation??
 
2009-11-16 11:25:26 PM
Sarah Palin vs vegetarians...I don't know who I want to win this one honestly...
 
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